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 Vector Strike wrote:

 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.

But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing

Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?

you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE???

I didnt know it at the time but I apparently married a xenos. When the wife started 40k I expected her to probably play SoB just because she always said she liked the models. But when she finally went and threw down for a army she came back with DE! So now my regiment sits on the table under construction and not a foot away sits a DE shipyard full of bosomy wytches and spiky kabalite warriors. Well as they say, love can can bloom.

 Ir0njack wrote:
I didnt know it at the time but I apparently married a xenos. When the wife started 40k I expected her to probably play SoB just because she always said she liked the models. But when she finally went and threw down for a army she came back with DE! So now my regiment sits on the table under construction and not a foot away sits a DE shipyard full of bosomy wytches and spiky kabalite warriors. Well as they say, love can can bloom.

Well i have a full brotherhood of Grey Knights with inquisitors and henchmen in tow and somehow didnt check to see if my wife was on the level. I guess we all make mistakes. And in my opinion a Xenos is better than a heretic, you cant choose the race you are born into but you can choose to fight for it not against it.

Heresy? I found her reasoning logical.
Except for the fact that if you kill the Emperor, the light from the astromicon will go out and strand over a million worlds, effectively killing off humanity.
That kind of ruins her logic.

Stop shouting at your wife because she doesn't agree with a fictional Empire in spess.

Next she's going to claim that a totalitarian, facist theocracy in which racism, genocide and ritual sacrifice are state policy isn't a desireable idea! Women! ;-]

 Guilldog wrote:
"Thats just stupid why dont they just let him die and someone
else take over

This is what they need to do to fufill the starchild prophecy and ascend the Emperor from a demigod to an actual god though. The lords of the Imperium hold it back to remain in power as they are at the moment. The Emperor is basically a shiny political tool they can flash to get what they want.

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Stop shouting at your wife because she doesn't agree with a fictional Empire in spess.

That only lasted about 5 minutes then she started throwing stuff


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 Stephanius wrote:
Next she's going to claim that a totalitarian, facist theocracy in which racism, genocide and ritual sacrifice are state policy isn't a desireable idea! Women! ;-]

I know right

My wife is into slaanesh and....love does hurt But atleast it starts fun.

But I am also a heretic

 Guilldog wrote:

 Vector Strike wrote:

 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.

But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing

Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?

you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE???

Xenos? Nay. I'm a Gue'vesa! They won my allegiance with this shiny pulse rifle, a land to farm and a fancy title (Shas'ui). Heard I'll be in line for Battlesuit field test

 Guilldog wrote:

 Desubot wrote:
Your wifes name is Morgan of course she is evil

How is morgan evil.

It be a Video game thing. almost anyone named Morgan or name starting with Morg tends to be evil

"Aughhh!! We're all gonna die!"

"Why?"

"MORG!"

 Guilldog wrote:

 Desubot wrote:
Your wifes name is Morgan of course she is evil

How is morgan evil.

Because Morgan Freeman.

--> Free - Man

--> Freedom = Heresy

--> We must all serve our God-Emperor.


...


No...

..It's... Too... Much...

DIE LOYALIST!!!

Ah, there we go.

To avoid having any more potential child heretics remember......................The Emperor ............protects............

 Happyjew wrote:
When you discover you have married a heretic, there is only one thing to do. Please contact your local Inquisitor. He will take the necessary steps to insure the unclean has not sullied the community. Anyone who has had extensive contact with the filth will be questioned at length (survival not guaranteed).

Yet you play Eldar and Tyranids...

 Xerics wrote:

 Happyjew wrote:
When you discover you have married a heretic, there is only one thing to do. Please contact your local Inquisitor. He will take the necessary steps to insure the unclean has not sullied the community. Anyone who has had extensive contact with the filth will be questioned at length (survival not guaranteed).

Yet you play Eldar and Tyranids...

And? As an Eldar, more dead humans means less Mon-Keighs powering the Chaos Gods. As a Tyranid player, more dead humans means an easier time consuming bio-mass.

It is win-win for me.

Of course I'm still Xenos scum, but I like watching heretics do the burn-y dance.

Only one way this could end happily. Quick, jump with your wife and kid(s) in the nearest Tyranid Digestion Pool.
Then you'll forever be together in Mind (and maybe body if you all end in the same carnifex)

Or send your wife my way! I'll gladdly take an heretic one over none.

 Guilldog wrote:

 Vector Strike wrote:

 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.

But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing

Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?

you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE???

It seems as if you've chosen the path of intolerance and jammed the stick of hatred up your own rear. I am deeply hurt by this. As a representative of Slaanesh, please know that even though you may hate us, we don't hate you. In fact we like you....we like you a lot.

We especially like your firm, genetically altered muscles... ...your shiny bald head...

I'll be keeping an eye on you, and one day while you least expect it, I will...have your gene seed!

 Wilytank wrote:

 Guilldog wrote:

 Vector Strike wrote:

 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.

But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing

Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?

you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE???

It seems as if you've chosen the path of intolerance and jammed the stick of hatred up your own rear. I am deeply hurt by this. As a representative of Slaanesh, please know that even though you may hate us, we don't hate you. In fact we like you....we like you a lot.

We especially like your firm, genetically altered muscles... ...your shiny bald head...

I'll be keeping an eye on you, and one day while you least expect it, I will...have your gene seed!

That wasn't even directed at me and I feel dirty.

Sorry about your wife, OP. But as a Grey Knight, you shouldn't be questioning it. Even a small hint of Chaos taint should cause a natural reaction to what you should do. *loads a bolt pistol and hands it to him*

 Guilldog wrote:
"why do they do that" I said dont ask why, that path leads to heresy

This is how I will answer every question my GF asks me from here on out lol.

 Zarynterk wrote:

 Guilldog wrote:
"why do they do that" I said dont ask why, that path leads to heresy

This is how I will answer every question my GF asks me from here on out lol.

Its a good answer right!

 Wilytank wrote:

 Guilldog wrote:

 Vector Strike wrote:

 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.

But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing

Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?

you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE???

It seems as if you've chosen the path of intolerance and jammed the stick of hatred up your own rear. I am deeply hurt by this. As a representative of Slaanesh, please know that even though you may hate us, we don't hate you. In fact we like you....we like you a lot.

We especially like your firm, genetically altered muscles... ...your shiny bald head...

I'll be keeping an eye on you, and one day while you least expect it, I will...have your gene seed!

Slaanesh may like us, but remember, Papa Nurgle loves his children. Each and everyone of them. He also loves you. That is why his minions are all about hugs.

I wish I could help you, but my house is full of xenos scum. The wife prefers Tau and our daughter has Necrons.

Since they have to live here, I tripled my number of Imperial Guard and Space Marines to ensure the safety of the Imperium.

 Wilytank wrote:

 Guilldog wrote:

 Vector Strike wrote:

 calamarialldayerrday wrote:
It's not heresy, it's truth. The Imperium is a crumbling, criminal mess. It's existence is anathema to the betterment of the galaxy, humanity, and it's citizens. Once you've been expelled from the Imperium, you can see it for what it really is.

But in the Imperium, the Truth and the Heresy are the same thing

Good thing I'm now in the tender embrace of the Tau Empire! The Ethereals would never lie to us, would they?

you are xenos scum and will not find many friend here either lol, but lucky for you its not my branch of his majesties inquisition to purge you. IS THERE ANY ORDO XENOS IN THE HOUSE???

It seems as if you've chosen the path of intolerance and jammed the stick of hatred up your own rear. I am deeply hurt by this. As a representative of Slaanesh, please know that even though you may hate us, we don't hate you. In fact we like you....we like you a lot.

We especially like your firm, genetically altered muscles... ...your shiny bald head...

I'll be keeping an eye on you, and one day while you least expect it, I will...have your gene seed!

Did i just get molested???


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 JB wrote:
I wish I could help you, but my house is full of xenos scum. The wife prefers Tau and our daughter has Necrons.

Since they have to live here, I tripled my number of Imperial Guard and Space Marines to ensure the safety of the Imperium.

Good plan, my wife doesnt play but she has looked into
DE, I have full brotherhood of Grey Knights and some Cadians. Looking into getting some sisters as well so im pretty sure im safe..... for now.

GORK AND MORK SEZ YOUR WIFE THINGY IS UNORKY AND US HIS LOYAL ORKQUISITION MUST KRUMP...WOT EVER A WIFE IS TO PR...PREVE....PREVENT DA SPREAD OF UNORKYNESS.

WE HAS ARRIVED AND IT IZ NOW DAT WE DOES WHAT DA BOSS SAID TO DO.
IN F...FEA...IN FEALTY TO DA BOSSGODS AND DA GRACE OF DA SHINY GUBBINZ,
I DECLARE THIS WIFE THING ORKZTERMINATUS.
I HEREBY EXPLODE WUN* ONORKATIC AND CON...CON...CONSIGN HER SOUL TO EXPLODY DEFF.
MAY GORK AND MORK ACCOUNT IN ALL DAKKA.
DA BOSSGODS PROTECT.

*NOTE THAT BY WUN I MEAN EVERYBODY ON UNORKY TERRA.

 Da krimson barun wrote:
GORK AND MORK SEZ YOUR WIFE THINGY IS UNORKY AND US HIS LOYAL ORKQUISITION MUST KRUMP...WOT EVER A WIFE IS TO PR...PREVE....PREVENT DA SPREAD OF UNORKYNESS.

WE HAS ARRIVED AND IT IZ NOW DAT WE DOES WHAT DA BOSS SAID TO DO.
IN F...FEA...IN FEALTY TO DA BOSSGODS AND DA GRACE OF DA SHINY GUBBINZ,
I DECLARE THIS WIFE THING ORKZTERMINATUS.
I HEREBY EXPLODE WUN* ONORKATIC AND CON...CON...CONSIGN HER SOUL TO EXPLODY DEFF.
MAY GORK AND MORK ACCOUNT IN ALL DAKKA.
DA BOSSGODS PROTECT.

*NOTE THAT BY WUN I MEAN EVERYBODY ON UNORKY TERRA.

I dont even know what to say to that.

I see you're having as much fun as usual, barun.

 Ashiraya wrote:
I see you're having as much fun as usual, barun.

so he does this often lol?

IT IS HUMIE NATURE TO CRY LIKE GROTZ AND SEEK...CUL...CULP...CULPABILITY IN TIMES OF WAAAAAAGH.
IT IS A SIGN OF PANZYNESS TO CRY LIKE GROTZ ABOUT BEING KRUMPED.
INEVITORKILY MANY WILL FALL UPON DA CHOPPA DAT KRUMPED THOSE GITZ,DA ORKO WIERDSTUFF.
BUT DA ORKQUISITION MERELY DOES WHAT MORK SEZ.
TO FEAR DEM IS FOR PANZYS,TO HATE DEM UNORKY.
THOSE MORE ORKY WILL PLACE RES..RES...RESPONIBILITY WITH DA GIT DAT FORCED DA HAND OF THE ORKQUISITION.
WITH SOME DAKKA,DEY MAY FOSTER DIS HATRED INTO ORKYNESS,AND RULE DERE OWN WAAAAAAAAGH BY KRUMPING INTO GORKS SERVICE.
YET ORKTIMATLEY,IT WAS I WHO SET THESE EVENTS IN MOTION WITH A SINGLE BLOW FROM MY CHOPPA,GITSPLITTA.*

*NOTE:I DIDNT MEAN TO NAME IT AFTER THE RESIDENT OF DAKKA THAT SHARES THE SAME NAME.IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE GODSPLITTER.[ /size]

You should fix that size tag, barun!

And yes, he's done it a few times now. As entertaining as ever.


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'Orktimately' should be added to the lexicon.