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It works like this: Person 1 says:
I get angry when I see a tree (or any other issue, just post it)

Person 2 then responds:
You could try to hug trees. They are quite cuddly.

So, you just respond to each others issues!

I'll start:

I get incredibly angry when someone is smoking in the bus shelter. Seriously, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE HERE

You could just use a fire extinguisher to put out the cigarette. Extinguishers are meant to put out fires.

I get incredibly angry when people rage-quit. Boohoo, you aren't winning. Deal with it.

You could try to teach them to enjoy their humiliation at your hands.

I get incredibel bad temperd, when I have to deal with the squigbrains, that I am requierd to deal with in my job

You could become a mentor and trainer to the squigbrained individuals, and they would come to respect you as their master.

I get incredibly angry when GW raises prices.

You could buy GW and then lower prices.

I get incredibly angry when I see fascists.

You could purge them with fire.

I get incredibly angry when people drive like idiots.

You could drive over them with a big rig.

I get incredibly angry when the humidity causes my superglue to dry slowly.

You could move to the desert.


I'm often miffed when I die in Fallout 3. or really any video games for that matter

You could open up the debug feature and just cheat your way to victory.

I get angry when all the seats on the bus get taken up.

You could make sure there will be an open seat.

I get angry when there are no more cookies.

You could cut open the last person to have a cookie and salvage what remains of the cookie they ate

I get angry when my mother starts to bother me when I'm studying for an exam or writing a paper

You could let her know she is holding you back and it is not her fault for a poor sense of timing.

I get angry with people who think my time is a disposable commodity.

You could dispose of them.

I get angry whenever people in video games set up tents, and start camping.

Bring a tasty BBQ and join their camp!
i get really pissed off when i make an epic 40k converted character(Carnarvon of the flesh tearers, with a pimpin' chainglaive)
and then ruin the mini with my painting "skills"

You could play checkers.

I get angry when I'm the only one doing any work.

Be sure to inform whoever you're working for (or equivalent) that you are the only one working, and reap the rewards.

I get angry when I see those utterly cringeworthy plate bikinis all over WoW.

You could take hearth from the fact, that they are at least not plate mail g strings

I get boiling mad when I have to suffer the sillinyess of people claiming that Norway is run by a almost Neo nazi party, and their fellow political parties.

You could study the political situation in Norway and Swden, and realize that people are idiots who vote for those parties.

I get really angry when there's a crying baby on a bus, and when I say 'could you quiet the baby down please?' they call me a racist.

 Matthew wrote:
You could study the political situation in Norway and Swden, and realize that people are idiots who vote for those parties.

I get really angry when there's a crying baby on a bus, and when I say 'could you quiet the baby down please?' they call me a racist.

Thats the issue, knowing they are rambeling mad only adds kindeling onto my pyre of angre
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You could invest in a good quality headsett and a Ipod to block out the sound of said baby


I get really angry when people whom I work with, goes home early and leaves me there with all that remains to be done

You could leave first next time.

I get really angry when I run out of beer.

You could invest in a tap system and a half-barrel.

I get really angry when people run the stop sign at the corner.

You could pelt them with paintballs if they don't stop and classically condition them to follow all of the traffic laws.

I get angry when I paint napoleonic uniforms and I find I forgot to pick out a significant detail. God I hate Napoleonic war uniforms.

You could thoroughly research every detail of Napoleonic uniforms and work with prepared color reference and still be wrong......Bah, Napoleonic uniforms are a bitch to paint. You could paint confederates instead.

I get very angry when i am lied to.

You could just lie back.

I get angry when swedish politicians are being rather silly.

You could elect hockey players instead.

I get angry when people tell me to talk about my feelings.

You could post your feelings to a blog, and tell them to read it.

I get angry when the neighbors let their cat out in sub-zero weather.

You could put your dog out to put the cat out of its misery.

I get angry when people tell me to blog.

You could hire a skywriter.

I get angry when the mail is late.

You could sign up for expedited next day delivery services and tracking.

I get angry there is no food in the house.

You could go shopping on a weekly basis, thus keeping your house stocked with food.


I get angry when I spend all day lazing around instead of doing something productive.