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You could do something productive in a lazy way, like priming your hoard of plastic for paint while you eat Cheetos.

I get angry when I eat and I eat because I'm angry.

You could try to not be angry, and therefore not eat as much.

I get angry when my mail is delivered to my neighbor's house.

You could conquer your neighbors and expand your collective territory for the good of the 'hood.

I get angry that I always miss Thomas the Tank In the morning because I am sleeping.

You could set your alarm early so you don't miss an instant.

I get angry when it snows.

You could move to Hawaii.

I get angry when people tell me to set my alarm and wake up early.

You could try to find a job where you have to be lazy.

I get angry when I make a fool of my RPG characters.

You could play GURPS; you'll never get that far.

I get angry when I keep rolling ones.

You could learn how to throw dies so that you only get sixes.

I get angry when my WiFi's down.

You could just sponge off your neighbors ISP.

I get angry when my recipes don't come out so well.

You could follow the recipe book for a change...

I'm vexed when I can;t find anything good to read in the library

You could go to the local bookstore?

I am vexed when I sit and paint, listening to a H.P Lovecraft audio book, and the doorbell rings

You could put up a sign prior to sitting that says "Go Away!"

I get angry when my pants are too loose.

You could try wearing a belt to make them tighter.

I hate the look of David Cameron's face.

You could imagine Kirk Cameron's face instead.

I get really angry that people want to talk about American football all the time. There are better sports out there.

You could try talking to them about what they like about American Football and use those arguments to explain why they should be talking about a different sport.

I hate anyone who inherits millions of pounds instead of working for it like a normal person.

You could befriend those fortunate few and sponge off of them for the rest of your life.

I get angry when Matthew's wifi interrupts the llama channel.

...what?
You could get 3G for your computer.

I get angry when I don't have the paints I need.

You could go buy them thus alleviating your anger at yourself.

I get angry when the man pushes me down.

Heresy, democrats, cats, civil rights activists, scientists occasionally, the noises outside my window, Emma Watson, the guy that directed the Noah movie, most celebrities, Socialism, Communism, Politicians, the United States government (excluding the military), pacifists, the false prophet Muhammed, ISIS, Obama, many religious cults with heretical beliefs, and MATT DAMON!

You could just lock yourself in a room.

I get angry when people don't correctly follow instructions.

You could explain them thoroughly avoiding confusion and delay.

I get angry when my friends are too loud because my son is asleep. Just shutup and keep it down for England's sake!

You could ignore them.

I get angry when I eat lunch.

You change what you eat. Or just starve to death? (Inspirational advice, I know.)

I get angry when chinchillas eat the universe.

You could eat the chinchillas.

I get angry when I see a moderate risk per SPC that isn't for my area.

You could get a new hobby and not worry about the weather and let come what may.

I get angry when both women want to cuddle afterwards.

You could separate them.

I get angry when the last SPC high risk day was June 3rd 2014.

You could move to wear the weather is more conducive to not having to obsess over it?

I get angry when I cannot paint/game because I have a wife and kid and responsibilities and mouths to pay and addictions to feed!

You could sell them into slavery and thus freeing yourself, and get more cash for your additctions

I get angry when I have to postpone my plans for world domination due to easter

You could become a cult leader of the esoteric and not celebrate anything you want. Thus allowing world domination to never take a backseat again.

I get angry when people use words I don't know.

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I get really mad when my family forces me to go to church and i am atheist