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Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Hold on...how do we know you aren't Asuka Langley Soryu? You look just like her. I'm watching you lady!

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Huh? I am Asuka Langley Soryu. The witch who tried to jack a ride on my ship was some slut named Rin Tohsaka. Pretty sure the Inquisition would have wanted to question her, but considering how much trouble just subduing her was, I had her thrown out a damned airlock. Sorry...it seemed I misinterpreted the previous question.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/07/06 15:17:54


"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Your story smacks of exposure to Heresy. I'm afraid I'll have to bring you into custody for some "research".

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/07/06 15:16:26


Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(rolls eyes)

Here, watch this.

(grabs a nearby bottle of holy water and drinks it with no difficulty whatsoever)

Satisfied? And in any case, the Commissariat had me undergo mind-sweep by a Sanctioned Psyker cadre upon arrival and found no abnormalities.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/07/06 15:17:31


"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Yes, yes, but I still need more data, drink this holy martini and we can proceed.

I need to test for "physical" corruption.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/07/06 15:19:57


Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(drinks the Martini to no ill effect)

Um...I'd rather have a doctor rather than you oversee the physical exam. I'm sure the Commissariat can oblige.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Why are you trying to get a 14 year old girl drunk?
Are you planning on eating her?

My Carnosaur brain is perplexed.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

I'm gonna ask one more time...Where is my latte with a shot of nightmare and a ginger biscuit?

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Back of the fridge. Just be sure not to touch the mutated ganymede rock lobster.

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Thank you.

*Glug glug glug*

*Num num num!*

Ah...That's better.

あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency!
Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope!

Um, I'll come in again...

*Walks out then i again*

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
   
Made in fr
Trazyn's Museum Curator





on the forum. Obviously

Oh hey! I was expecting the inquisition to show up by now!

What I have
~4100
~1660

Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!

A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble

 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







We must interrogate this beast... fetch the comfy chair!
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

On it my lords

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(comes in from the kitchen dripping wet and holding a smoking Plasma Pistol)

Alright, who's the joker who put a Ganymede lobster in the fridge?

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

Would be quite interesting considering mine is just me, in animated form it seems.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





somewhere over the atlantic

Please let me go:
I'm not the comfy chair.

Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Has anybody seen my lobster?

He just ran off with The Soft Pillow.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Are you sure? As I recall I hit it with a plasma round dead center.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Had anyone seen my comfy chair?

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
Made in gb
Pious Warrior Priest





English Russia.

I Steal all the comfy chairs and then sell on ebay for 4 times the price

Oh man, the first monster I see I'm going to sneak up behind him, whip out my wand, and shoot my magic all over his ass.

http://www.woodvilles.org.uk/
Woodville Household, Prepare for maximum toast! 
   
Made in gb
Twisting Tzeentch Horror





Portsmouth, UK

That seems Profitable...

It's that feely feel that feels... feely.....
I make music under the name Joy Thief
My (Counts-as) Redemptionists
Blood Angels 2000
40K Daemons And Chaos Marines 1270
DA:90S+GM++B++I+Pw40k12+D+A+/sWD400R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





somewhere over the atlantic

But I'm the one being sold.
The comfy chair gained sentience and is with the Brave Little Toaster.

Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

That's your problem, isn't it? Oh well, I suppose you owe me a favor then.

(calls the Arbites and informs them about an illegal Human trafficking operation)

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

*throws on arbites costume

Now now, wots all this then!

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in us
Rough Rider with Boomstick




Gunblaze West

I DIDNT DO IT *super suspicious*

 Kilkrazy wrote:
We moderators often make unwise decisions on Friday afternoons.
 kestril wrote:
Page 1: New guard topic
Page 2: FW debate
Page 3: Ailaros and Peregrine fight. TO THE DEATH
I swear I think those two have a hate-crush on each other sometimes.
 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

(runs down the stairs in full combat gear)

Alright, why is an angry mob headed this way?

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran





somewhere over the atlantic

No, those are just my friends.

Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ 
   
Made in ph
Battleship Captain




Calixis Sector

Oh really? Then why are they carrying pitchforks and torches?

(looks out the window with a pair of binocs)

Oh dear...they look really mad.

"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" 
   
Made in gb
Huge Hierodule





The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.

Would you like me to deal with them? I can send them away Like I can send away that scary Madotsuki girl.


あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:
I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
 
   
 
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