Why America Is So Hated...

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**Frazzled**

Monster Rain wrote:
Kilkrazy wrote:The OP is also American.

Not the thread, the whole "you can't dislike 300,000,000 people you've never met and most likely don't know jack about" theme of the last half page. The guy who made a somewhat unfortunate statement was from... umm... that place.

Exactly whatever that place is, me dislikes it. Not only that the weiner dogs dislike it as well for the same reasons he dislikes the USA. Further, to show their solidarity with the great state of Maine, the weiner dog legions moon whatever that country is with their tiny little weiner dog butts. Don't get too close as TBone likes to fire off the dreaded "silent butt deadly" on an occasion, which are so horrible they drive the other dog-known for rolling in 2 week old rotting carcasses- off. Whenyou drive the weiner dog equivalent of a buzzard away with your fetid stench you know thats bad. So look out unnamed country!

**Kilkrazy**

Isn't that the flag of South Dakota?

Anyway, I don't how it is possible to consider and talk about an entire population without making generalisations.

More to the point, though, why has no-one invented mayo flavoured bacon?

**Monster Rain**

I like making maple flavored mayo. Is that close?

**Tyyr**

You don't sully bacon by making it taste like other things, you make other things taste like bacon.

And I think that's Finland... maybe.

**Kilkrazy**

No.

Completely different thing.

You must try and keep up with the topic.

**Destrado**

Wow, at least people can't accuse you of being patriotic.

"Whatever country you're from that I can't be bothered to check" wins the thread, it was just too full of awesome to be disputed.

**reds8n**

..Finland tastes of bacon ?

..actually, ..yeah..that would explain a fair few things.

Squeezy cheesy peas also come in new strawberry flavour.

**Frazzled**

Destrado wrote:Wow, at least people can't accuse you of being patriotic.

"Whatever country you're from that I can't be bothered to check" wins the thread, it was just too full of awesome to be disputed.

The honor is to serve.

**Destrado**

And, occasionaly, to moderate and not inflame, I suppose?

**Monster Rain**

Destrado wrote:And, occasionaly, to moderate and not inflame, I suppose?

Thou shalt not speak but Praise of thy Master.

**Frazzled**

Destrado wrote:And, occasionaly, to moderate and not inflame, I suppose?

occasionally.

**Destrado**

Frazzled wrote:occasionally.

Thanks, didn't notice the typo

**Frazzled**

wait, what?

**Destrado**

I was lightening things up. I wrote occasionaly. My bad.

**kronk**

BloodDrop101X wrote:Why America is so hated is probably because of south park, well this is one among other things but probably mainly south park don't get me wrong here I love south park but the way they make fun of people like muhamad or however you spell that name and other things that show is probably going to get us bombed....

Because of our inability to converse on the internet without run-on sentences.

**Frazzled**

Destrado wrote:I was lightening things up. I wrote occasionaly. My bad.

I think we're glossing over the fact an ancient, nearly blind knock on wood no more seizures weiner dog just threw down on an entire country, you know the country I can't be bothered to look up.

Whatever country that was just got served!

**Monster Rain**

So Frazzled, I'm not telling you what to do here, but I think a photoshop of a wiener dog destroying Sweden or Denmark or whatever country that is would be a good thing to have handy.

**Frazzled**

Monster Rain wrote:So Frazzled, I'm not telling you what to do here, but I think a photoshop of a wiener dog destroying Sweden or Denmark or whatever country that is would be a good thing to have handy.

It would be so awesome, alas I hav e neuither the skills or the technology to do so. I can't even get photobucket here (all my pics are shots in the dark, hoping they are still there).

**Kilkrazy**

I have no idea what Finland tastes of but I am selflessly prepared to taste Finnish girls to test this theory.

**Monster Rain**

Have at it, KK!

**Orkeosaurus**

Kilkrazy wrote:I have no idea what Finland tastes of but I am selflessly prepared to taste Finnish girls to test this theory.

Oh no you don't.

**FITZZ**

Kilkrazy wrote:I have no idea what Finland tastes of but I am selflessly prepared to taste Finnish girls to test this theory.

In the interest of improving Americas standing with Finland I will happily accompany you on this task.

**Frazzled**

Kilkrazy wrote:I have no idea what Finland tastes of but I am selflessly prepared to taste Finnish girls to test this theory.

I think Mrs. KK will insure this testing period is both shortlived and excruciatingly painful...

**Kilkrazy**

Quiet, man!

I am doing it FOR SCIENCE.

**reds8n**

.. a (more) paranoid man would see this as a sign...

Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres.

Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed.

The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."

But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/robots_have_decided_humans_taste_like_bacon.php#comments

**Kilkrazy**

What! How can wineries tell a wine is authentic without opening the bottle.

Is this robot looking at our wine?

Of course humans taste like bacon. That was an established fact hundreds of years ago.

Stupid robot.

**reds8n**

**Kilkrazy**

You see! YOU SEE!

This is what always happens.

Better trust to human cognition.

**Monster Rain**

What do you suppose the robot would identify her as?

**reds8n**

Robots are smarter than you'd think !

http://www.youtube.com/user/OneMinuteGalactica#p/c/F6B4040ECA43E67A/0/icWK2Uv7IPk