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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:12:16
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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OK then
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:13:52
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos:
The ledges are stable but the boulder is movable
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:16:30
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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Wait when can I post??
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:17:07
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I will try to climb down
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:19:36
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos:
You mean Up?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:20:50
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Ill try to climb up sorry
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:23:00
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Were just about getting to your story but you can post like releveant things ( sometimes un-relevent)
outside of your story part.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:26:13
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos, You are on a small plateau on the top of a rock. The wind is fairly strong. There isnothing of interest up here. What do you do?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:27:36
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I will climb back down and try to shift the rock
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:30:48
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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OK your one now blood reaper
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:31:31
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Blood reaper:
Where will you land your strike cruiser. See previous posts for options.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:40:05
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:43:57
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Um could I please radio into base and ask if they need reinforcements?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:50:47
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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blood reaper wrote:Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!
Idiot Wars, Episode 1, Attack of the space marines
The Chaos marine troops are drastically outnumbered. They are pushed back and after the battle is over, only one squad is left. The tau squad is predominantly intact. What do you do with your pitifully small amount of your army.
This proves that base attacking a tau army as the first thing you do on arrival is NOT a good idea.
But this is only the start. The incompetense of some idiots will be proved in Episode 2, the chaos marines strike back
Episode 2 coming soon
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/11/15 14:15:07
Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:52:40
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Uh let me guess they don't need reinforcements
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:52:43
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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"Hear me fools none can deny Chaos , bow down to Chaos or face death."
Transmition from Araghist
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:53:09
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Unlucky m8 but the Tau had made quite a big base.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 13:58:25
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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1 min brb
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 14:10:48
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Can we continue this at around 4:15?
And also can you please send me a P.M. with the name of your RPG cos then I will return the favour for you joining ours
cya 4 now d:-)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 17:06:05
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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So crashing into the Tau base in a ship filled with plagues and the chosen of nurgle and Syrath are beatetn in hand to hand combat by fire warriors how?
But any way my forces begin creating a Warp gate as are ships crash into the planet...
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 17:13:08
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I'm back
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 17:16:06
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Yeah normally you would have pwned us.
But the thing is we saw your strike cruiser coming down.
Then we prepared all our Hammerheads with rail guns and battlesuits and stuff and as soon as you popped out of it we opened fire.
btw we know Chaos Space Marines are awesome at close combat while we are rubbish so basically we just stayed back and shot you with anything we had.
But that warp gate sounds nasty, let me guess...demons?
If so then we are gonna be in for a tough fight.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 17:29:26
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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You see I never ment to win , my burning Archangels of plague fall from the sky we will plague the fools who deny us will rot.
Storm clouds gathere over Craskorth as the Warp gate tares a rip in reallty , the skys turn red as the Sorrcerers opean the gate"With the thirty-seven keys of Tzeentch, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand whispers of Slaanesh, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Nurgle, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Khorne, we cut open the world for them."
Plus when will you post in my RPG?
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 17:40:17
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I have joined Mystery of Commaragh as a Dark Eldar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 17:50:03
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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Cool though i did think youd join my first RPG but im fine with this , you could join both though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 18:09:33
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Ah ok then sure I'll join the first one as well d:-)
btw wanna be friends?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 18:32:00
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Blood Sacrifice to Khorne
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The Rpg stopped is bored.........................
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 18:47:46
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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jimbobmonkeyman wrote:The Rpg stopped is bored.........................
I have no clue what that means
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The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 18:51:39
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Hes just annoyed that the GM is'nt here but we will continue it anyway so I don't know why hes complainiing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/11/14 19:25:18
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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blood reaper wrote:So crashing into the Tau base in a ship filled with plagues and the chosen of nurgle and Syrath are beatetn in hand to hand combat by fire warriors how?
But any way my forces begin creating a Warp gate as are ships crash into the planet...
You landed near the camp, not in it. (see earlier posts)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/14 19:27:51
Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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