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2010/11/14 20:37:30
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fresh-Faced New User
Behind you!
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Can i join please?
Name: Darl Kedar
Story:Born, Parent siblings and friends were all killed by Spacemarines.
Personality:Hungry for Revenge, but all in all a bit mad...
Reason:HOMETOWN!
Wargear:Normal armour and splinter rifle.
Good:to rid the world of all scummy spacemarines
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2010/11/14 21:03:34
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Im back....but nobodys here....doh!
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2010/11/14 21:24:46
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Um, when will we be continuing?
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2010/11/14 21:56:56
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I take them on, it's woodland, broadsides and battle-suits are big and bulky. Too many choke points. We'll just infiltrate, outflank and use meltabombs.
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2010/11/15 08:24:31
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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Gonna be continuing later today.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/15 11:11:10
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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40K15G4Y wrote:Can i join please?
Name: Darl Kedar
Story:Born, Parent siblings and friends were all killed by Spacemarines.
Personality:Hungry for Revenge, but all in all a bit mad...
Reason:HOMETOWN!
Wargear:Normal armour and splinter rifle.
Good:to rid the world of all scummy spacemarines
No. Scram.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 11:22:11
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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undivided wrote:I take them on, it's woodland, broadsides and battle-suits are big and bulky. Too many choke points. We'll just infiltrate, outflank and use meltabombs.
Everything goes according to plan. Within 5 minutes you are surrounded by the destroyed hammerheads and the broken bodies of tau fire warriors. What will you do next?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 11:29:43
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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I think I'll send some scouts to the tau camp. Priority is the local ethereal council chambers.
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2010/11/15 13:43:02
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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undivided wrote:I think I'll send some scouts to the tau camp. Priority is the local ethereal council chambers.
You descover tau plans to destroy a ultramarine camp on the other side of the planet. Other than this, the only thing you learn of is an incoming shipment of weapons with long names.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 13:51:14
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!
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2010/11/15 14:06:43
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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undivided wrote:Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!
What you have done is not my fault. Read previous posts to see what happens next.
Scrap that, i'll tell you anyway.
Idiot Wars, Episode 2, The chaos Marines Strike back.
Your terminators teleport into the council chambers to find.......no-one. A sign on the door explains everything--- Out for lunch-back later---.
The tau gaurding the room notice your arrival. Your terminators are shredded in a volley of rail rifle shots.
Yes, they strike back, and die a miserable death.
This has happened before. Don't say i didn't warn you.
You may have to wait a while for the next episode. It depends when someone does something really stupid.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 14:17:26
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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mcsessions90 wrote:blood reaper wrote:Araghist strikecruiser fell from the skies burning clouds of flies swarmed around the ship as it crashed into the Tau controlled camp , Plague marines and other mutated beasts along side Plague bearers and Vermin kin. Araghist charged into the nearest Tau troops screaming for Syrath!
Idiot Wars, Episode 1, Attack of the space marines
The Chaos marine troops are drastically outnumbered. They are pushed back and after the battle is over, only one squad is left. The tau squad is predominantly intact. What do you do with your pitifully small amount of your army.
This proves that base attacking a tau army as the first thing you do on arrival is NOT a good idea.
But this is only the start. The incompetense of some idiots will be proved in Episode 2, the chaos marines strike back
Episode 2 coming soon
mcsessions90 wrote:undivided wrote:Deep Strike into the ethereal council chambers with my terminators. The rest of my warriors are ready for siege just outside the camp. Death to the Tau!
What you have done is not my fault. Read previous posts to see what happens next.
Scrap that, i'll tell you anyway.
Idiot Wars, Episode 2, The chaos Marines Strike back.
Your terminators teleport into the council chambers to find.......no-one. A sign on the door explains everything--- Out for lunch-back later---.
The tau gaurding the room notice your arrival. Your terminators are shredded in a volley of rail rifle shots.
Yes, they strike back, and die a miserable death.
This has happened before. Don't say i didn't warn you.
You may have to wait a while for the next episode. It depends when someone does something really stupid.
This saga could get quite interesting...
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 14:20:27
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Damn, didn't see that last post. Save me a spot for the next RPG. Chaos always comes back for more.
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2010/11/15 16:01:28
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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undivided wrote:Damn, didn't see that last post. Save me a spot for the next RPG. Chaos always comes back for more.
You're not dead yet, only one terminator squad. The rest of your squads await orders.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 17:18:15
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Undivided: What do you want to no next? There are some more chaos marines in the south, tyranids to the west, tau to the east and ultramarines to the north. What do you wish to do.
Catos: You try to push the boulder to the side. Pushing from either side does nothing and quickly exhausts your marines. As they take a break and rest against the boulder, it rolls back into a hidden cave behind it. As it gets around 50 meters back, it appears to disappear…What do you do?
Blood reaper: What do you want to do after your FAILED base attack?
Jimbob, Kais and Ledabot: What do you do now?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 17:21:49
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I will use a search light to see what lies in the cave.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/15 17:24:39
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I will head onwords, scouting the area ahead.
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2010/11/15 17:31:15
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos wrote:I will use a search light to see what lies in the cave.
The cave appears to swallow the light.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 17:34:45
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Blood Sacrifice to Khorne
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Set up camp and mine or drill for recources
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2010/11/15 17:35:44
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I will order my team to take defensive positons and approach the darkness.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/15 17:40:11
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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We just opeaned a Warp gate , Daemons and the 8th War-legion of Syrath's Warriors pour out , are ships crashing cuaseing virus and famine to spread. Are base is reinforced and has been shelded with Daemonic magic and energy , the build up of energy allows are forces to begin construction of weapons and war macines. "Bring it on"
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2010/11/15 17:44:12
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I hear on the comm that there is trouble at place, therefore I will return to base with all available forces and take up firing positions on the enemy, daemons espically I will order my squad to bring out heavy weapons like rail rifles. I get some orders from the Shas'o "Nows the time", so I jump in a heavy weapon battlesuit and start firing my twin linked railguns and fire my missles. "Just try it!"
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2010/11/15 17:57:57
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos wrote:I will order my team to take defensive positons and approach the darkness.
As you get to near where the rock disappeared, one of your marines steps on a loose rock. he falls forwards and into a gaping hole in the ground. You hear him scream for over a minute before a faint crunch signalled the end of his decent. What do you do?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 18:13:07
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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I order my men to leave this cave and block up the entrance with the boulder. " that hole goes down for miles, there must be something down there if there's a hole that big. Retreat!"
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/15 18:22:24
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos wrote:I order my men to leave this cave and block up the entrance with the boulder. " that hole goes down for miles, there must be something down there if there's a hole that big. Retreat!"
The boulder fell down the bloody hole. Are you seriously going to haul it back up again?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 18:27:24
Subject: Re:The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Barpharanges
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My Fortress activates its turrets and defencive systems . Anti-air guns are loaded and Preadators modified for dealing with skimmers roll out of the Fortress walls ready for defence.
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2010/11/15 18:30:27
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I'm going to request to the Shas'o if I can make a transmission.
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2010/11/15 18:32:54
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
I could be here, or I could not be. Who's to say?
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soz I though it was still there. in that case im gonna leave.
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
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2010/11/15 18:33:47
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:I'm going to request to the Shas'o if I can make a transmission.
Sure thing.
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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2010/11/15 18:35:49
Subject: The Secret of Rak'noll (A 40K RPG)
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Lurking Gaunt
Christ's Hospital School, Horsham
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Catos wrote:soz I though it was still there. in that case im gonna leave.
Where do you go?
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Empty threats have no power.
If you point a gun at someone, you had better be prepared to blow their head off.
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