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Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Kasrkai wrote:OMG DARK0 IZ JEST MESSN W1F U DUN WERRY 2 MUCH L01


I can report you for breaching the rules for repetition of such posts.
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:OMG DARK0 IZ JEST MESSN W1F U DUN WERRY 2 MUCH L01


I can report you for breaching the rules for repetition of such posts.


I could report you for many irrelevant posts and offensive actions. Or destroy you with my other resources.

But since we're both cats, and you haven't been foolish enough to oppose me, we're krispy kreme at the moment.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:OMG DARK0 IZ JEST MESSN W1F U DUN WERRY 2 MUCH L01


I can report you for breaching the rules for repetition of such posts.


I could report you for many irrelevant posts and offensive actions. Or destroy you with my other resources.

But since we're both cats, and you haven't been foolish enough to oppose me, we're krispy kreme at the moment.


You spelled creme wrong.

-nerdy laughter of superiority-

I win this round! -lays winning hand on the circular poker table-


---

Ineptus, take notes, we're giving ideas for your comic.
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






I hereby invalidate their logo with it's incorrect spelling. -throws burning dictionary at corporate fat cats-
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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oh gods. kasrkai, I think I just got a little more stupid reading that.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






ineptus astartes wrote:oh gods. kasrkai, I think I just got a little more stupid reading that.


My friend, is that possible?

Then again, our government..
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I hereby invalidate their logo with it's incorrect spelling. -throws burning dictionary at corporate fat cats-


I invalidate your dictionary with deliciousness.




http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:I hereby invalidate their logo with it's incorrect spelling. -throws burning dictionary at corporate fat cats-


I invalidate your dictionary with deliciousness.


I burn your house and your family and all of your real life friends.

Then I nuke whatever miserable country you reside it.

Then I come back to reality and glare at your attempted invalidation and laugh.
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

oh gods, I hate those stuff 'creme' jeezus christ.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/06 16:01:21


"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






ineptus astartes wrote:oh gods, I hate those stuff 'creme' jeezus christ.


Does anybody know what he's on about? Anybody at all?
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:I hereby invalidate their logo with it's incorrect spelling. -throws burning dictionary at corporate fat cats-


I invalidate your dictionary with deliciousness.


I burn your house and your family and all of your real life friends.

Then I nuke whatever miserable country you reside it.

Then I come back to reality and glare at your attempted invalidation and laugh.


I have no house, I live in my van.
I have no family, my immediate parents died in a car wreck and my extended family has died of natural causes.
I have no friends, as I can't trust people.
I'm constantly on the move.

Donuts are superior to grammar and spelling any day.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/06 16:04:43





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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

I will just shut up now.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Hey guys, I think we're doing it again.

So, back to brainstorming ideas.. ah yes, my character could go on grammar crusades.. and realise he has no gas for his American veh-hee-cal and when he tries to correct the pronunciation of some lowlife thugs he meets with trouble.. then it's spadegun time.

See, I'm on-topic. -shifty eyes-
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

I want to eat Darko in one, and comment on the faint taste of Nazi.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

back to DOABLE IDEAS...

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






ineptus astartes wrote:back to DOABLE IDEAS...


Something about a bunch of you chatting about my lack of eventing.

Or do an intervention on aforementioned topic.



Get drawing fool.
   
Made in us
Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:I hereby invalidate their logo with it's incorrect spelling. -throws burning dictionary at corporate fat cats-


I invalidate your dictionary with deliciousness.


I burn your house and your family and all of your real life friends.

Then I nuke whatever miserable country you reside it.

Then I come back to reality and glare at your attempted invalidation and laugh.


And I drink both of your milkshakes...now get back on topic before we get locked...
   
Made in np
Clousseau






http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php

There is a problem with thew application ATM. i dont know the sizes of what I am doing, damn.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Use MS Paint.

OH WAIT...




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in us
Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc






The Claw

I think you need a Walrus...

Mael-Dannan Ravenous Angels Tomb Kings Protectorate of Menoth
halonachos wrote:Mordo is evil, the cute walrus wearing a monocle is just a disguise for the evils within the confines of the avatar box.
darksage wrote:And then the darkness approached the computer screen ready to unveil untold horrors on millions of unsuspecting innocents... Some knew him as the bringer of terror...some knew him as the spawn of all things evil...some knew him as the walrus, but then their lives would account for nothing, for they would be dead in seconds of the words leaving their lips.The walrus has posted, prepare for the death of worlds.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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yes I do...

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

No you don't...




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

this...has gone downhill pretty fast :/

and add the walrus....and more warhammer jokes.....and darko getting his *ss kicked :3 (get it? cat emote )

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/06 22:29:42


Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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yes, but I need to fix photoshop first.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

lord commissar klimino wrote:this...has gone downhill pretty fast


Indeed. Be better if it took a turn in far less spammy directions.

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine





*bursts though room with axe* HEEEAAARRRS JHONNY!!!

GASP

as soon as I go offline a war stars

*sigh*

back on topic now darko needs DUEL spadeguns (because 2 is better than one)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/08 08:39:39


Night Lords (40k): 3500pts
Klan Zaw Klan: 4000pts

 Grey Templar wrote:

Orks don't hate, they just love. Love to fight everyone.


Whatever you use.. It's Cheesy, broken and OP  
   
Made in np
Clousseau






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alright, picking this back up.

expect an update within a few days.

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
 
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