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2011/08/02 13:45:05
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Decent. Very decent. Love the "smelly, sweaty, jobless gamers" part.
One thing you could do to minimise time wasted and maximise aestheitics is copy and paste from the internet: anything with a white background can work. That's how I made the Marine's bolter. It's easy and effective.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/08/02 13:46:55
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Some constructive criticism:
Also, the second slide on that seems to be the same image as the first slide, but with different writing. Copying & pasting the Titan from the first slide on to the second one would save time. Also, use straight lines and autoshapes more.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/02 13:47:11
Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/08/02 13:55:50
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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I dont think strait lines or auto-shape is available to me. (and the 'panels' are divided by drawing a line in between)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/02 15:26:59
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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ineptus astartes wrote:so? how was that?
Well I could tell you how I haven't thought any of your comics have been funny so far.. but then again, I've used up so much funny in the last three years only seriously funny things make me laugh nowadays. 
-shuffles into the corner and waits-
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2011/08/02 15:34:52
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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well same with me. these are simply jokes. I never laugh at jokes, heck, 50 precent of what I say in normal conversations are jokes, but I never LAUGH at them...maybe I should see a doctor...the last time I laughed at a comic was at another characters expense (see: Order of the Stick)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/02 23:27:32
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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huh,pretty good. besides the art being a little sloppy its good.very funny.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/03 00:46:03
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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lord commissar klimino wrote:very funny.
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2011/08/03 00:49:34
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:very funny.
meh,i just find it funny.would be funnier with better art,but i doubt he owns a digital drawing pad. i mean the jokes are original-ish. the poker one made me laugh especially. the titan one was funny because of the comment about nerds.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/03 01:07:02
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I'll admit, the Commissar in the poker game had some merit. It's that style of thought that could make this comic successful. 
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2011/08/03 01:16:44
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:I'll admit, the Commissar in the poker game had some merit. It's that style of thought that could make this comic successful.
ah,see? give it a chance. ill be sitting back drinking coke while i review this.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/03 06:06:17
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Yeah, All I can do is move my mouse around, it does not even auto-straiten, my actual drawing skills are light years better, and take me less time, but I can not get them onto a computer.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/03 06:11:53
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yes. I know, this is the oldest 40k 'joke' in existence. but that did not stop me from going at it in my own way.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/03 06:16:15
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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ineptus astartes wrote:yes. I know, this is the oldest 40k 'joke' in existence. but that did not stop me from going at it in my own way.
why its funny as an IG player i have to say.... BURN THE HERETIC! FACE THE WRAITH OF THE RED STORM!
also for only having a mouse it ok.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/03 06:17:54
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/03 06:20:26
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yes, but I once charged an imperial gun line with a (CC) squad of CSMs and suffered only one death. and the laser pointer thing has been around a while.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/03 06:21:01
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/03 06:24:10
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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funny thing is lots of IG weapons rock,especially there vehicles,but there main weapons is worthless against 3+ armors.heck,4+ is bad for them to....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/03 06:26:28
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yeah. the vehicles are hard hitting. IG armored companies are a nightmare.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/08/03 06:27:02
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/03 09:16:25
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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lord commissar klimino wrote:funny thing is lots of IG weapons rock,especially there vehicles,but there main weapons is worthless against 3+ armors.heck,4+ is bad for them to....
That's just because fluff=/=rules. In the fluff, Lasguns can take down Marines.
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2011/08/03 12:22:55
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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Goddamnit can we get back to reviewing these comics?
Anyway, Ineptus, if you could copy & paste a lot from the internet it would greatly improve the strips. Also, you could use Paint for autoshapes and line drawing functions.
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/08/04 07:46:17
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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If I could, I would...wait...I can. (cant use paint though)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/04 08:06:55
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
*bursts though room with axe* HEEEAAARRRS JHONNY!!!
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ineptus astartes wrote:yes, but I once charged an imperial gun line with a (CC) squad of CSMs and suffered only one death. and the laser pointer thing has been around a while.
for some reason my Abbadon keeps dying to a beanet of gaurdsmen whenever he charges them good comics so far.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/04 08:08:57
 Night Lords (40k): 3500pts
 Klan Zaw Klan: 4000pts
Whatever you use.. It's Cheesy, broken and OP  |
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2011/08/04 09:15:37
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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the story of his life (abbadon's that is)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/04 09:45:59
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Just a random obvservation.. but everyone seems to be changing their avatars to crazy animals. Slowly but surely.. the barnyard heresy is gathering its forces..
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2011/08/04 09:57:24
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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I just did this cuz I like dogs.
you are right though...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/04 09:59:35
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/04 10:10:47
Subject: Re:Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/04 17:27:16
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Lol stuff happens, right?
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2011/08/04 18:54:20
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
*bursts though room with axe* HEEEAAARRRS JHONNY!!!
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Just a random obvservation.. but everyone seems to be changing their avatars to crazy animals. Slowly but surely.. the barnyard heresy is gathering its forces..
a penguin in power armour whats not to like...
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Night Lords (40k): 3500pts
Klan Zaw Klan: 4000pts
Whatever you use.. It's Cheesy, broken and OP |
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2011/08/04 19:26:47
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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i bet the dudes cheating,hes hogging the rules so the other guy cant see em! i m-holy feth look out that window!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/04 19:34:15
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
*bursts though room with axe* HEEEAAARRRS JHONNY!!!
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well he is reading the wrong rulebook foor a start and ooooooh look some friends of mine out of the window 
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Night Lords (40k): 3500pts
Klan Zaw Klan: 4000pts
Whatever you use.. It's Cheesy, broken and OP |
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2011/08/05 01:06:43
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yeah. the bloodstained window with the daemon world outside. games of 40k are both engrossing AND take ages to play.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/05 16:31:51
Subject: Dice Millennium: The premiere DakkaDakka 40k web-comic.
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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Ravenous Angels 
Tomb Kings 
Protectorate of Menoth 