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A bank opens.

The Dutch come and settle themselves.
The Wilhelmus is played 24/7

A Pentagon-like building is built in the city.

40k skaven terrorists attack it as if on que

A naval base with submarines is built.

Trees are planted everywhere.

^ Yay. The first business with a garden/field roof is constructed.
(basically an office building with a field instead of a metal or wooden roof)

A lone Dutch business man starts cutting trees as a business, and brings his money to the banks, and quickly votes for Mark Rutte.

A nuclear fusion plant, water-purification and waste-cleaning facilities are constructed.

A dutch lumberjack is violently assaulted.
The legend of the flying dutchman is born.

The naval base is expanded to accomodate missile cruisers and aircraft carriers, among other vessels.

The Skaven infestation hijacks the Pride of Prejudice, the flagship of the new fleet and drives her aground beneath the cliffs of the asylum. Consequently, they link its ruined hull to the sewer system and begin to cultivate strange spores of xenos origin.

The Xenohunters are back! After burning the spores and Skaven terrorists, they start a TV show and run the local news station.

A recycling center and scrapyard are opened; to deal with the shipwreck.

A starport is built, after which the Imperial Navy arrives with four companies of Astartes in tow - the latter proceed to slaughter the Skaven with no mercy.

The Dutch start selling odd trinkets found in the sewers.

An Ecclesiarchy mission is set up (complete with stone gargoyles and other Gothic architectural bits and pieces) along with a Chaos mission (with worrisome runes and invectives against the 'Corpse God' and all that) and a Tau consulate (which has a charity kitchen and a theater dedicated to the benefits of the 'Greater Good').

A Dutch extermination bureau is formed.

An Eldar outcast community is established, much to the annoyance of the Imperial and Chaos missionaries, but are supported and welcomed by the Tau diplomats and their staff. The rest of the citizens? 'Meh.'

The Dutch extermination bureau is bought with Dutch money.
Everyone is happy, unlike the Eldar, who get to deal with Slaanesh worshippers.
A great battle has started outside of town.

The slaanesh agree to leave the eldar alone if they can work together to exterminate the dutch. To cut a long story short, they now leave each other alone.

Burger King opens next door to McDonalds.

Rivalry between the two becomes so great that they start going to war. Burger King hire the tau and eldar to fight for them, while McDonalds call in the orks.

The Dutch utilise the shipyard and set sail to colonise some places!

Their shipyard is bombed by the all-new anti-dutch terrorist group. Most die in the ensuing flames.

The next Skaven generation begins building an underground hive, using the ruble and sunken fleets to create a thriving undercity.

The Kilrathi begin to settle nearby, and start hunting the skaven.

Skaven are sold to the dutch as slaves.

And the Kilrathi buy the skaven for a quick lunch.
Everybody wins! Except for the skaven.

A posh private school opens.