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Alpharius eats an ice cream. But was it really Alpharius?

No, it was . . .

Sicarius!

Sicarius ate the ice cream then realized it's not VANILLA! He is deeply disappointed in himself and carves the aquila on his chest.

A movie theatre opens.

People pack the insides of every theater to watch Creed play with Baneblades.

Sicarius aquila is kidnapped from his chest.
All Baneblades disappear too.

An investigation is begun, no stone is left unturned.

The results are sealed away by order of the Inquisition.

The Inquisition set up a secret organisation known as the Free Inquisitors.

But they were so secret not even the inquisitors knew who they were. This proved problematic.

Trolls invade the city.
The ghost busters are called upon.
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They weren't enough. Trolls patrol the streets for victims.

Before Egon's demise he constructed the Troll-smasher 9000. It was powerful enough to obliterate the trolls, as well as a third of the city's population. A single tear rolls down Sicarius' leathery cheek.

More trolls come to the funerals.

The Banhammer comes and smashes them all.

An Ice Cream shop is set up. Everyone is happy.

George Lucas sells Star Wars movie rights to Leman Russ.

i start a mcdonalds food chain in the city. call it mcwolfmercs which is sponsored by leman russ himself.

Bjorn arrives and demands to see Russ.

Russ is busy banning anarchists from his restaurant.

Bjorn orders some machine oil.

Doug Walker becomes a citizen of the city, Leman Russ personally shakes hands with him.

Leman Russ shakes Doug Walker's hand so hard it rips out of the socket, just as Russ planned. Leman Russ tells the dying Doug that his show is overrated as the ghost busters broom up what's left of Doug.
Afterwards, the ghost busters open an office in the city.

Leman Russ gives James Rolf the keys to the city and everyone cheers.

Abaddon drop 20,000 nukes on the planet, killing everything and anything on it several times over. The planet explodes into a thousand million smithereens.

James Rolf drops the f bomb on Abbadon's ship and the ship explodes. The earth has a replica failsafe that is placed in the same place as previous planet.

I buy the Planet Killer's schematics.

A band of raving mad Norse men enter the town, and starts to preform foul deeds upon the innocent fools

The Norsemen are followed by Quorthon who releases Nordland 3 and Nordland 4. Everyone buys the CDs because they're full of awesome.