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Warlord Games rebuilds the stores.

Radioactive dung beatles are the store's first customers.

The Massive GW war begins to esclate further. Australia has already called for immediate action. The city withdraws its Jackal Units and Space Marines.

Australia soon realizes the toilets are flushing the opposite direction and blames social media. The GW store is picked up by the radioactive dung beetles and hurled into the Music store.

SKAVEN BOIL UP FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE LUU

And are torn apart by claymore mines.

Clan Mors is blamed.

The sewers are collapsed by a cleanup crew for remodelling.

Ninja Turtles hunt down the Skaven.

Creed infiltrates a Baneblade to destroy the survivors.

The Survivors Strike Back!
After luring the baneblade into a pit trap, Creed is pummeled with ninja weapons until he is part of the environment. Then the Turtles go in search of a pizza shop.

A virus is placed within the pizza, all of the turtles die immediately.

The Arbites set up an operations tower and place surveillance devices on every street. They also begin to make regular patrols, put up Imperial banners and holo-screens displaying "The Emperor Protects" and speakers to play patriotic music and pro-Imperial slogans.

Splinter burns down the Pizza shop.

The Arbites arrest, try, and flog him for arson.

A weapons manufacturer begins arming arbites with more effective ways of bringing people alive for torturing. Shockwave taser systems etc..

The Mafia break in and steal all the weapons from the factory.

The stolen weapons were actually tagged by the Arbites, allowing them to track down and crush the Mafia, all of whose ranking members are shot, while their goons are sent to Penal Legions.

The Arbites are corrupted by Slanesh and the female population are rounded up for "pleasure activities". Anyone against these actions get sent to the Penal Legions.

The whole city and the corrupted Arbites are destroyed by volleys of Lance fire from an Imperial Fleet in orbit.

Ben and Jerry's opens an Ice Cream store.

The Emperor dies, thus leaving all Imperial forces stranded in the city.

The icecream store makes immense profits.

The Emperor comes back to life, so the fleet moves to join the new Expeditionary Forces being assembled above Terra.

Tyranids eat Terra and everything on it, leaving the city alone with no help from anyone or anything except what's already there

A Krieg dating service site pops up.

It gets filled with Tau Spam bots.

A Pep Boys store opens.

The Tau puts viruses on all tv, computers, ibooks, phones and radios to put out Tau Spam.

Tyranids eat Terra and everything on it, leaving the city alone with no help from anyone or anything except what's already there

Then the tyranid hive tyrant wakes up from his dream And sees the Alpha Hive Tyrants waiting for his death sentence.