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Google makes an offer to buy the Tower of Heaven and improve it.

But first they have to sign a waiver that they assume any and all consequences of messing around with its structure.

A jaffa factory is built.

A Bowling Alley is built.

The Tower of Heavens gets corrupted into the grand spire that is home to the Council of the Dreaded Thirteen. Rickety slave barges are seen in the waters near the city.

The spire explodes suddenly after three barges hit by accident.

The horrors from within the pit of hell spill forth.

And all Die unexpectedly. Those that survive now have a band called the Dreaded Thirteenths a heavy metal band now touring the city. They seek vengeance through music....

and get stomped into oblivion by Hollywood Undead

Who are all under control of the Horned Rat.

The bowling alley is bought by the Von Carsteins.

An Imperial Fleet arrives and bombs the whole place before dropping off several Guard Regiments.

Who go bowling.

With Rockstars.

Under the gaze of ye Horned Rat

Draigo arrives, kills the Horned Rat, then heads back into the Warp.

Clan Eshin is blamed.

Bob the Almighty Builder rebuilds much of the city within seconds of his arrival. It is praised as a miracle. he mysteriously disappears as soon as he arrives.

Unfortunately Bob used the Finecast City rebuilding kit which melted once the sun came out. The noxious fumes kills half the population. The survivors demand a refund!

No refunds were provided. The city devolves into a civil war.

The civil war lasts twelve days when Bob suddenly returns to retrieve his missing pigmy flange. Seeing the local's distress he scoops up the huge pile of melted resin and exchanges it for it's styrene equivalent saving the town and restoring order.

Bob is again praised as their Savior. The City council builds a statue of him, but accidentally built it from Finecast Resin which melted once the sun came out. The noxious fumes kills half the population again...

GW opens a store.

It is immediately closed down. And GW is banned from entering the city. Hundreds of stores belonging to GW are gone. GW declares war upon the city due to their banning.

Armies of melting finecast soldiers are sent.

The Mighty Jackals come in and slaughter the finecast soldiers. Lead by Alpha 124, he soon takes the fight to the GW headquarters in a valiant battle, that destroy's GW's production center. He lost his life. Thus Becoming a legend. (http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/487561.page#5058143)

The Tyrant opens a dung farm, fulfilling his life long dream.

Dung Beetles become supersized and are now popular domestic pets/ beasts (bugs) of labor.

A Dung farm is formed by the Emperor's Children. They supply the beetles with more than enough dung. With the success of the farm the EC open up a music store...

Privateer Press sets up stores in the city.

They get nuked