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2013/01/06 10:55:02
Subject: Build a City!
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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The financial crisis is solved.
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2013/01/06 12:42:40
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Gazghull thraka (probably isn't spelt right) gives his 'I has a dream' speech. The segregation ends.
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2013/01/06 12:54:02
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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His popularity among the lower classes rises.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/06 13:09:41
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Varg Vikernes pops out from his home in the surrounding forests and kills Ghazghull Thraka, citing the European cause and claiming he did it in self defence. He stabs Thraka 44 times. It wasn't pretty.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/06 13:10:15
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2013/01/06 13:12:23
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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As a result of Thraka's martyrdom, a new government sets into motion a series of policies based on the ideals of his 'I has a dream' speech.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/06 15:28:33
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Russ has a dream too. No Orks are in it.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2013/01/06 16:22:33
Subject: Re:Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Mitt Romney appears and ships all the jobs offshore.
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2013/01/06 17:47:32
Subject: Build a City!
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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Nestle sets up a corporate base there and proceeds to hire all the orks to work in some hostile jungle in some far off land for minimal (cough cough *No* cough cough) wages.
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2013/01/06 17:49:02
Subject: Build a City!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Mitt Romney is slain in a duel against his nemisis the Warmaster.... Barracus Obamus
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2013/01/06 23:50:25
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A Casino opens.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/01/07 04:52:25
Subject: Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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The Casinos makes a campaign for children to gamble. Children are now seen flocking the casino spending their pocket money on Blackjack.
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2013/01/07 12:00:35
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Mice run rampant through the streets.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2013/01/07 12:31:37
Subject: Build a City!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
Behind you
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Cats breed as a result of the mouse overpopulation.
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2013/01/07 12:40:40
Subject: Build a City!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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All gw stores are burnt down for their outrageous costs. They are all burned down by the man known simply as Alpharius.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2013/01/07 15:02:53
Subject: Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Red Shirts a like find Alpharius and behead him for his crimes against GW. A Red Shirt rebuilds GW but with more suitable prices.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/07 15:04:35
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2013/01/07 16:18:50
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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It turns out they killed an ork instead of Alpharius. Rioting insues.
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2013/01/07 16:57:03
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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The Redshirt gets a free eye examination.
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2013/01/07 18:58:16
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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A monkey sanctuary is opened.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2013/01/08 06:07:12
Subject: Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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A top selling cookbook is released it includes many recipes with mice and cats in it.
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2013/01/08 11:00:34
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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The city is invaded by bikers.
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2013/01/08 11:18:39
Subject: Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Redshirts start to try and fight off the bikers.
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2013/01/08 13:40:59
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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The bikers set up a gun store and try to start a revolution.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
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2013/01/08 13:44:15
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Treason and heresy. The Inquisition puts all such impudent fools to the sword.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/08 17:54:18
Subject: Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Angry Birds invade the monkey sanctuary.
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2013/01/08 21:02:49
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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The monkeys invent chainsaws and genocide ensues.
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2013/01/09 01:26:28
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Exterminatus.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/09 02:21:15
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Foreclosure sales.
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2013/01/09 02:59:27
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Tower of Heaven is rebuilt.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2013/01/09 05:53:02
Subject: Build a City!
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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Some maintenance workers while in the basement of the Tower of Heaven discover that the Pit of Hell has been mysteriously dug out directly below the Tower of Heaven
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2013/01/09 05:59:28
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Tower of Heaven goes into lockdown, as the workers have accidentally damaged the seal at its foundations.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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