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The ents break the remaining dykes and flood the whole area.
Skaven fishing boats are unaffected.

They take the hobbits to Isenguard.

They never make it due to being eaten by hungry orcs.

The orcs are killed by the Orks.

Who abruptly get infiltrated by Alpharius in a Baneblade.

A hotdog stand is build.

A Falcon drives by, and the Eldar crew buys what they consider a Human novelty food.

Alpharius infiltrates them as well. In a gargant.

The Witch King of Angmar resurrects all the dead so far,resurrects them with Necromancy and kills everything. Everything is now undead.

Alpharius infiltrates the zombies in a Void Spinner.

The Void Spinner infiltrates (with help from a certain Tactical Genius) the source of the zombie virus now spreading, the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Alpharius gives it to Mortarion for Mortarion's birthday. The virus stops spreading and people are cured. The building continues.

A night is set aside at years end for the annual drunken orgy.

A sky scraper is constructed. It is 50% Brothel 50% Residential home for the elderly.

The ruins of the old tower of Dol Amroth are re-occupied.

TV studio is created.

Recording studio built next door.

The largest gallows ever seen is built.

Doughnut shop is added next.

Obesity levels rocket up

A Gym opens.

It gets stomped/overrun/taken over by a mob of sweaty Orks.

Another gym, for orks only opens. Orks become forcibly segregated from the rest of the town.

A tree house is built, a no girls allowed sign is put in front. Its members include all the primarchs except corax and fulgrim.

Perturabo, bored out of his skull, decides to lay siege to and burn down the tree house getting angron and leman russ to join him promising that it'd be a great fight and that they'll hit the bar afterwards, drinks on him. The siege successful (much to Dorn's chagrin), the trio get hammered and proceed to lay waste to the city until they pass out dead drunk after having consumed every last alcoholic beverage in the city.

While they're sleeping, Corax and Alpharius Omegon paint their faces funny.

a music store is built

The Tower of Heaven is constructed.

A McDonalds opens. The strangest people keep going in there.

The Orks, sick of segregation, boycott Imperial goods. One Ork "woman" refuses to get off of her seat on the grav-transport.

A Games Workshop opens and demands outrageous prices for their products.