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2012/12/28 12:20:56
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Soviet paratroopers defeat the German paratroopers.
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 Imperial guard - 800 points
 Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2012/12/28 16:18:36
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Hundreds of panzers roll through town, stopping only to laugh at retreating russians.
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2012/12/28 18:57:30
Subject: Build a City!
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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T34s counterattack and chase the whimpering panzermen out of Amsterdam.
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Imperial guard - 800 points
Space Marines - 2000 points |
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2012/12/29 00:57:38
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Yamato levels the whole place with a bombardment from the sea.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/29 10:04:42
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Planes from the Yorktown and the Hornet make short work of the Yamato.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/29 10:07:56
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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As a result, the security deposit is lost, and a price is placed on the heads of the captains of the Hornet and the Yorktown (the Yamato was on rent) by the one who rented the Yamato.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/29 16:41:13
Subject: Build a City!
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Superman arrives after being corrupted by Slannesh and starts terrorising everyone.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/31 16:55:59
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2012/12/30 00:58:38
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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A suspiciously glowing obelisk of green rock is placed in the town square.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/30 06:46:31
Subject: Build a City!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A fish named Jerry eats the suspicious green rock and is petrified, becoming a local landmark.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/30 06:46:57
Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/30 06:47:58
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Skaven fishermen are seen offshore.
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2012/12/30 10:08:14
Subject: Build a City!
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Skaven Clan Eshin track the person that hired the Yamato and kill him.
They then proceed to go fishing.
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2012/12/30 10:31:38
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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An extermination campaign against the Skaven is launched by the Space Wolves.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/30 10:41:36
Subject: Build a City!
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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WHo promptly drink themselves to death. A giant statue of Leman Russ is erected in their honour.
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2012/12/30 12:35:04
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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A giant walking turd, larger than the Burj Khalifa, settles in the city and promptly stinks the whole place out.
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2012/12/30 12:37:22
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Legion of the Damned arrive and burn the whole place down because the stench was so bad.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/30 12:44:51
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Little turdlings still exist in the nether-regions of the charred wreckage of the city.
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2012/12/30 13:53:55
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The Tech Priests erect a giant Sewagus Eliminatorium and soon the province is fresh and clean again.
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2012/12/30 13:56:00
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Commemorative coins are forged to honor the event.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/30 14:04:23
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Use of the commemerative coin gets people banned from McDonalds.
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2012/12/30 14:05:23
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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The McDonalds head chef dies
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2012/12/30 14:11:03
Subject: Build a City!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
Behind you
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The McDonalds chef is cut up and ground down to hamburger, and used in his own meals....
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2012/12/30 14:13:00
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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That is fething disgusting.
But anyway . . .
The diners at the "restaurant" die of food poisoning. Apparently the chef was a secret turdling that had survived, and as a result McDonalds get their asses sued.
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2012/12/30 14:15:12
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ha Ha laughed the Burger King.
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2012/12/30 14:15:51
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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The Adeptus Arbites issue stern food safety regulations, which are strictly enforced, leading to several violators getting publicly executed by Imperial Guard firing squads.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/30 14:25:23
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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This causes a wave of corruption as restaurant owners attempt to cause violations at their competitors establishments in hopes of their removal.
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2012/12/30 14:31:45
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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An Imperial Guard firing squad execute a restaurant owner. When they raid his house, they find an underground chamber. There's oil in the city! Soon the US army carpet bombs the city.
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2012/12/30 14:41:45
Subject: Build a City!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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A tree is planted.
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2012/12/30 14:42:41
Subject: Build a City!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Hydra AA-vehicles deploy and shoot down the carpet bombers after which the Imperial Navy establishes strict control over the city's airspace.
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2012/12/30 14:49:03
Subject: Build a City!
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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The Hydra vehicles run over the tree.
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2012/12/30 15:45:44
Subject: Build a City!
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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THe tree plots his revenge. Ents march upon the town.
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