Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.
2011/06/08 20:06:18
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
guyperson5 wrote:How many spots are there left? As you can probably see, there are 46 pages and my eyes will explode if I read them all (the screen hurts my eyes .) If there are any then I am HEROIC LOOKING BATTLE BROTHER DERRRICKKK!!!! thanks P.s. Sorry if I stole someones name
Derrick it is. Heroic looking battle brother Derrrickkk!!!! is a bit of a mouthful. Will add you to the roster.
KingOfTheSwords wrote:PRIVATE PARTS REPORTING FOR DUTY!
Whilst humorous, I don't know if this guy is being serious or not...
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2011/06/08 20:06:43
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Shoot away Forden. I'll be ripping apart the corpse anyway... for research purposes.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/08 20:07:37
I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
2011/06/08 20:09:02
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
gaovinni wrote:Shoot away Forden. I'll be ripping apart the corpse anyway... for research purposes.
I didn't know the Hellsing CRusaders had haemonculi
He isn't a haemonculi... just an inventive apothecary. Much in the same way i creatively interpret the FoF beacons we each have...
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/08 20:10:12
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:10:42
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
2011/06/08 20:12:13
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:13:05
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2011/06/08 20:13:41
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
I once had a problem with my K key...
It works now but it was a b***h to fix...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:14:28
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
2011/06/08 20:15:26
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:15:55
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
2011/06/08 20:18:28
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:20:04
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Kaspar. You just wanna watch me shoot the Ork/Neophyte thing....
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:25:00
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Okay, how does everyone know i like to shoot things? And, what exactly does everyone mean by that?
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/08 20:25:42
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:26:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2011/06/08 20:27:32
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Not helping Dave...
Though you may have a point...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:27:39
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2011/06/08 20:29:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
-- New Recruits, positions within the 2nd Company will be filled shortly; you have finished your scout training and will soon be assigned positions as full battle brothers within the company, performing roles within the 2nd Company's two battle-ready Tactical Squads. --
-- Battle Brothers, current Battle Brothers - particularly those within the Tactical Squads - are eligible for promotion to Vanguard Veteran status. --
-- For the Emperor.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Congratulations Brothers, lets kick some ass, eh?
Kaspar, keep an eye on 'friendly fire' Forden and may intact leg would you please?
Here it is... Though it may need updating...
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/06/08 20:30:20
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:31:31
Subject: Re:Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
Avon' you may wish to add this to the opening post? Also, you have the 'reserves'/recruits asking about their promotion to battle brother status and some of the battle brothers asking about potential promotion to Vanguard Veteran...
Roster:
Spoiler:
Current Roster for the Hellsing Crusaders 2nd Company:
Chapter Master Corasies Hellsing
Second Captain Sam - Master of Training
Command Squad "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkins" - Brother Veteran Dave- Special Weapons - Master of the Recruits
- Brother Veteran "Friendly Fire" Forden - Special Weapons - Master of Complaints
- Brother Veteran Phobus - Company Standard Bearer
- Brother Veteran Kaspar - Master of the Apothecarion
- Brother Veteran Aquilius - Company Champion
Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" - Brother Sergeant Alguan
- Brother Simythius - Heavy Weapons
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- POSITION AVAILABLE
- Brother Alonzo
- Brother Delenius
- Brother Arthor
- Brother Jordan
- Brother Goddard
- Brother Metalus
-- New Recruits, positions within the 2nd Company will be filled shortly; you have finished your scout training and will soon be assigned positions as full battle brothers within the company, performing roles within the 2nd Company's two battle-ready Tactical Squads. --
-- Battle Brothers, current Battle Brothers - particularly those within the Tactical Squads - are eligible for promotion to Vanguard Veteran status. --
-- For the Emperor.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Curse you Forden!
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/08 20:31:53
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
2011/06/08 20:32:06
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
I am a ninja, ninja, ninja. (To the tune of follow the leader)
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
2011/06/08 20:33:14
Subject: Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of." - Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now." - Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
.) If there are any then I am HEROIC LOOKING BATTLE BROTHER DERRRICKKK!!!! thanks 
" -KingCracker