40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**JamesGang**

You receive Epsom salt.

I insert a laxative.

**King Pariah**

You recieve diarrhea, what were you expecting with that much laxatives?

I insert the corpse of Leonidas

**the shrouded lord**

You receive magic mike with a sword.
I insert my status as a god and crumble to dust.

**snurl**

You get a whisk broom.

I insert the meta.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive three riptides in a 1000 point game

I insert a crisis suit

**the shrouded lord**

you receiv an emergency rescue mech.
I insert the grim reaper.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive manreaper

I insert a destroyer hive

**the shrouded lord**

you receive ebola.
I insert death's robes.

**JamesGang**

You receive a smoking jacket

I insert a 55" LCD HD TV.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a 3D horror experience so creepy you'll gak yourself

I insert a slugger

**JamesGang**

You receive a Louisville to both headlights and your name carved into your leather seats by a hot blonde.

I insert the next big pop song.

**Ascalam**

You receive a white trash version of Shania Kareoke..

I insert a 5 headed Lernean Hydra

**snurl**

You get three Stooges.

I insert round bases.

**the shrouded lord**

you receive square shurikans.
I insert the nervous breakdown I had earlier today

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a pat on the back and a kick in the balls

I insert a piece of paper

**snurl**

You get a FAQ.

I insert a tube of Testor's.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a tube of snot

I insert a watch

**JamesGang**

You receive time on your hands

I insert a crowbar

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a broken nose

I insert a lasgun

**the shrouded lord**

you get a flash light.
I insert L from Deathnote, feet first.

**King Pariah**

You get Chao from Exterminatus Now

I insert a pack of cigarettes

**JamesGang**

You receive a second smoke screen to cover your deployment.

I insert dreadball

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a discontiuation

I insert a new game in which GW have whored their licence out yet again

**JamesGang**

You receive the hit GW game called Catch the STD!

I insert an empty bottle filled with bread.

**snurl**

You get bread filled with broken glass.

I insert a bottle opener.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a cork screw

I insert a cork

**JamesGang**

You receive a limerick.

I insert a good drinking habit.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive a fallacy

I insert a truth

**Sgt_Smudge**

You receive blown mind.

I insert a suit of power armour.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

You receive none of da ladies, 'cause real men wear flak armour (

if you get that reference)

I insert a 40k comic strip