Blood Moon ( Vampires & Werewolves & Hunters..Oh My)...

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**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Nice man, see all you in the sequel

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

Yay 50 pages!
And i don't know why Shas is so excited boutt he sequel, he is goin to die quickly

**ghosty**

As are you

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Nuh-uh, seriously...

... you are going to be the one that falls Larkin...

... me and ghosty will make sure of that...

**ghosty**

Why am I always being lumped with everyone else?!

Larkin - I will eat you

Kais - Will definitely eat you

Nachos - Will turn you into a werewolf

Mordo - Will eat you

Fitzz - Will eat you

Ok? Is everyone sure?

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Bring it o ghosty...

... I was just trying to be friendly...

... there was no need to get violent...

*wields scythe in a menacing fashion*

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

ghosty wrote:As are you

As are well all when fitzz gens himself a character

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

I agree

**sillyboy**

ghosty wrote:Why am I always being lumped with everyone else?!

Larkin - I will eat you

Kais - Will definitely eat you

Nachos - Will turn you into a werewolf

Mordo - Will eat you

Fitzz - Will eat you

Ok? Is everyone sure?

*Looks at list*

I can live with this.

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Yeah, you kinda forgot him...

... don't worry sillyboy, you will get eaten by sonmebody...

**sillyboy**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Yeah, you kinda forgot him...

... don't worry sillyboy, you will get eaten by sonmebody...

Phew, i tought you guys were going to play without me ........ in hell !!!!1!

**FITZZ**

Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
ghosty wrote:As are you

As are well all when fitzz gens himself a character

Let's not forget that Natasha is still alive...

**ghosty**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Yeah, you kinda forgot him...

... don't worry sillyboy, you will get eaten by sonmebody...

I forgot no one. If they aint on the list, then I don't want to eat them.

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

FITZZ wrote:
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
ghosty wrote:As are you

As are well all when fitzz gens himself a character

Let's not forget that Natasha is still alive...

At least she's not uber-pure yet..................................

**halonachos**

Here's my list:

Mordo: Stake you.

Ghosty: Make skull into a jock strap, or other trophy.

Silly: Send Vegas to Barista school.

Shas: Kill you, but feel bad about it.

Hlaine: Stake you.

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Awwww, thank you Nachos...

... your guilt is always welcome

**sillyboy**

What's a Barista school

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

It's like a school...

... but more Barista like...

**halonachos**

sillyboy wrote:What's a Barista school

A place where you learn to do this.

**sillyboy**

halonachos wrote:
sillyboy wrote:What's a Barista school

A place where you learn to do this.

Nope not getting it.

But it looks like Andy finaly got his coffee, by some kind of stalker girl (really, the smile creeps me out.)

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

I could imagine Vegas doing that...

**sillyboy**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:I could imagine Vegas doing that...

What? Stalking you?

Don't worry she is.

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

I now have a very bemused landspeeder crew thanks to that stalker......

**FITZZ**

sillyboy wrote:What's a Barista school

It's where you go to learn to make coffee for the uber trendy..
Barista= schmuck who takes orders and serves coffee,it's all part of Starbucks "L337 Speak"..

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

I thought it was 1337 not L337

**halonachos**

1337 is for computer haxorz.

L337 if for the scene hipsters who hang out at Starbucks all day talking about their 'book'. The 'book' being less interesting than even the worst RP on this site a.k.a the Off Topic Forum.

**ghosty**

fething hipsters...

**halonachos**

Hunter's Guide for Werewolves, Vampires, and other Supernaturals.

Tip #1: Find a silver sword and fall on it.

Tip #2: The pointy end should be pointing to you when you fall on it.

Tip #3: Did it impale you through the heart? If no try again and try to hit the heart this time.

Tip #4: If you suck this much at killing yourself call 1-800- WEKILLU that's 1-800-WEK-ILLU for the local Hunter outpost where one of our professionally trained hunters will exterminate you.

Tip #5: Okay if you really want to live that badly try to stay low. No serial killings and what not.

Tip #6: You want to eat somebody don't you? Well Hunters are sworn to protect humanity so that baby you're eyeing is under the Hunter Network's protection. Here's a list of protected humans.

Protected: All of them.

Unprotected: Supernaturals.

So you see that you have a great amount of people that you can eat without upsetting the Hunter Network.

Tip #7: Still not satisfied? Go to Starbucks and eat anything that tries to discuss politics, tell you about their 'novel', or anything wearing those jackets with the patches on the elbows.

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

Alternatively travel to a designated hunter - free zone AKA the USSR

god damit wehaven't invented tim travel yet..........or have we?

**TheWildHost**

*cough cough* My character(Artyom) will be from Russia....and his very large hunter family.....