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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Jack finished his meal and threw his tray and useless utensils away, keeping the knife though it was made of plastic, he knew his way with cutlery. Looking back toward the door, he saw a pig leave and a wolf take his place by the door. Jack wanted to know what was through that door, for all he knew he was on a ship and nothing else as they had all been put in this large room.
As he approached the Wolf he straightened himself, "So whats through this door?" The wolf turned his gaze toward him and turned back to looking at the crowd of people. "Nothing you need to concern yourself with. Go back and rest, you will be notified when we get to the destination." Jack started to move toward the door, "so you don't mind if I just walk thro-" "Nobody is allowed through the door!" The wolf said more forcefully, shoving Jack back away from the door, exposing a 9milimeter pistol that was in his waist to get his point across.
As Jack walked back, he started to look around for a place where he could think, the place was very noisy with all the people talking and activity that was taking place. "You're going to want to see this Jackie." The Russian poked his head through Jack's Chest, looking up into his face. "Its VERY interesting beyond that door." Jack looked at the ghost with slight annoyance, "and how do you suppose I do that? He's armed with a pistol, I have a plastic knife. I'm pretty damn sure he'd win that fight."
"Well," the phantom began, "there are some of your companions in here that are unstable," He turned and noted one man that looked more uneasy than the rest of the people, "it only takes one person to panic to start a group panic." The phantom smiled and began to sink through the floor, leaving Jack standing to think about what he said.
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
For the first time since his arrival on the ship,Jimmy sat back and attempted to really access the situation he was in along with what had transpired.
Based on some of the statements Mr. Fox had made,Jimmy could determine that he knew a bit about Jimmy's past...along with his aspirations,but of course that stood to reason as background checks were easy enough for someone with the right connections...or enough money to do.
What gave Jimmy pause was the fact that Heather had signed up for The Game...had she really been trying to simply win the prize in some misguided attempt to hold on to Jimmy as the girl had said...or was there another reason?
"...And what about Tiny?" Jimmy thought " That fat bastard obviously sold me out and set me up to be here."
Jimmy shook his head..both his sometimes girlfriend and his crime partner both involved in this Game..that was just too much of a coincidence for Jimmy to swallow,,,there was definitely something else going on here...he didn't know what it was...but Jimmy swore he'd find out.
Jimmy sighed,thinking of his Brother Billy...god if he could ever use his Brothers gift for insight it was now...but...Billy was gone..almost eight years now since he'd gone down in a hail of gunfire.
Jimmy shook his head...He'd been weeks away from signing a contract with the State Sports Collective...Jimmy would have been a Star...Fame,women...the good life,,,he would have gotten out of that hell hole they were living in by using his god given gifts...and Billy would have gone with him...but then...he had gotten the phone call...Billy was dead...shot down in a fight with The East Side Night Lords.
Jimmy had gone wild,destroying the small room he was staying in and grabbing his pistol,he charged into the night.
He had located the NLs who had killed Billy the following night and in a crazed rage gunned them down one by one.
On the body of the last man he killed,Jimmy had found a half Kilo of Uptown White...he decided then and there to make his own way out..or die trying.
Jimmy shook his head again forcing the memories away...no time to think about the past now...he had to focus on the here and now...and do everything in his power to survive.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2011/02/11 17:25:35
Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
Damn, my ideas stopped flowing. Somethings bugging me, and I can't get it sorted out. But not to bore you, keep up the RP! pg 6 is a dangerous page for RP's. Type Type
did anyone read what I wrote earlier as I accidently deleted it and I cant be bothered to re-write it otherwise Ill sum it up in a few words
Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
basically Cato's had an unknown feeling of attraction his eyes turned green he talked to the girl and she told him her lifes gak and no-one would care if she died. He loses control of his body and kisses here, proving he cares and his eyes go back to normal. dexter makes a snide comment.
This isn't me going off topic it will be relevant soon.....
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Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
Scrazza wrote:The deathline... DUM DUM DUUUM! but I doubt that will happen to this one. not with all the major rpers on here
?
Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
Scrazza wrote:The deadline... DUM DUM DUUUM! but I doubt that will happen to this one. not with all the major person here
Yeah...I don't believe that the usual "page 6 kiss of death" will be applicable here...Lot's of people with lots of ideas to keep driving the RP forward.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Hope y'all don't mind me party crashin' this here party. But this one seems to be doing well, so anyone mind explaining what's going on so I can hop in and cause some mayhem? Or do I have to read the entire thread?
Well I had to read the entire thread for Russians so you probably will have to read it yeah.
Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
Catos wrote:Well I had to read the entire thread for Russians so you probably will have to read it yeah.
Ah, but RZ&LWC was my thread. And we all know I'm a cold-hearted bastard.
Point taken .
Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Halonachos wrote:Now,if Jimmy then makes his presence known...issues a challenge...Ryan will react accordingly...
...by putting on a top hat and drawing a flint-lock pistol. Whereupon Jimmy will put his monocle in place and also draw a flint-lock pistol. The two will fire at each other, but seeing as though they are both using lead balls for ammo damage will be done to neither one although Jimmy's clothes will have a hole in it and Ryan is already naked(save for the top hat), so he's all good.
The duel will continue until the song "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest begins to play in the background, at that point the two will begin to do the Charleston followed by the Dougie. After the song ends both sides will have their dancing skills judged by Andy, Colt, and Vegas with Vegas being the only one to judge Ryan's dancing because Andy and Colt refused to watch a naked man in a top hat boogie. Ryan will be infuriated with the results and sue for discrimination which will end up in the cancelling of the hit cable television show "Monster Mash".
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
RP:
Falco awoke in a dull metal room, two others inside with him. A girl of around 19, and a guy around 21. As soon as he sat up on a small bed he was on, the girl spoke to him.
"Finally, your up. You've been out for around an hour. What'd you do to end up here?"
Falco rubbed the back of his head, and then turned to answer the girls question.
"Uhh, rescued a guy who these masked people were driving insane. Literally."
"Good guy. I just got busted by taking a peek at some armoury these guys have. Should take us back to the main room soon. I mean, the games have got to start by the end of the day havn't they?" the girl questioned. "My names Rachel by the way. Hes Darius. He doesn't speak. As well... he had his tongue cut out years ago. Whats yours?"
Falco thought for a moment, thinking if it was best to answer the question.
"Falco. I'd rather not explain the mask."
"Fair enough. We all have our secrets," she replied. "Ahhh, here comes our way out."
As soon as she finished the sentence, three Wolf masks entered the prison cell from a sliding door, and led Falco and the other two out of the door.
Great RP Lord of Dakka
Don't mess with the Kaiser!
"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser
Jimmy closed his eyes and dozed for a while,he wasn't exactly sure for how long,but he assumed he'd slept deeply as he woke to discover the table had been cleared of the leftovers of his meal.
" Must have been more tired than I thought" Jimmy mused as he stretched and felt his spine crackle.
Jimmy stood and examined the room some more,once again marveling at it's decor,the cost of the furnishings in this room could easily feed a family of ten for several years...and that wasn't even accounting for the paintings on the wall.
If they were real...and Jimmy had no reason to believe otherwise...they were priceless.
Jimmy had to laugh when he thought of how many people were willing to risk their lives for the million dollars Mr. Fox was offering as a prize for winning The Game.
It was more than obvious that a million dollars was chicken feed to Fox...a mear drop in the bucket to the type of wealth this man obviously had.
Yet people had queued up for a chance at his table scraps,risking their lives for an amount that Mr. Fox wouldn't even miss...an amount he'd obviously think nothing of spending just for a paining to hang on a wall.
" Who are you to judge" Jimmy laughed to himself " You'll be out there fighting for his scraps along with everyone else."
Jimmy sighed and returned to his seat,he filled his glass with some water and sipped it thinking " It won't be much longer now."
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Dmitri began to fraternize. He was not only making allies, but was begininning to find weak spots in the enemy armor to exploit. For example, a young Scottish male has a weak left hand, so Dmitri will know to attack his right hand in the event of an emergency.
He met a nice girl. Her name was Medina, a young Italian girl who joined to win the money for her parents, so they could bribe a judge to let them out of jail.
"You know, I just wish, like, that the courts would, like, let them out if I just paid for the, but no, the world has to be fair, or something."
Dmitri noticed she had a weak left leg.
"Hey," she added, "You want to come back to my bunk tonight?" She was twirling her hair and shuffling one foot. Dmitri, however, knew nothing of western innuendos.
"Sure. I be there!"
She blushed. "Kay!"
She was smiling at the end of the conversation. As was the imposing Russian, watching the 20-something year old leave, was also smiling. She reminded him of his wife.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
Jimmy looked up as the door opened once again. A wolf appeared. "Come with me. "Jimmy looked up at the wolf, the games were about to begin. "Wait a moment" he said.
He walked to the portret of Mr. Fox. Jimmy pulled the dop of a marker he had found. It felt good to massacre the face of Fox. The wolf just waited until he was finished.
"Done?" Jimmy looked at the new fox. "Yes i'm done" He threw the marker away and followed the wolf.
The wolf led him to the front of the ship. A crowd was already gathering there. "Wait here Mr. Freeman, the boss will be here soon."
Jimmy looked at the people. Looking around he wondered who was going to be the winner. He felt a shiver going down his spine as he realised that he was
surrounded by 99 dead people.
Cato looked around, moments ago everyone was send here. He finally saw all his opponents.
"Tell me why did we join again?" dexter asked. "Shut up Dex!" His gaze found the girl from before.
She smiled at him. Cato smiled back. He cursed inside, why did his body revolt against him?
She was a liability, but still he couldn't keep her from his mind.
He looked at the ocean, a dark shape hiding in the mist. Where were they.
"Let me research my database" dexter said. Cato held him up. His camera pointed at the dark shade.
"I've got a hit." Dexter said. "You're not going to believe this Cato." "What is it?"
"Welcome to Akane, birthplace of the disease." Dexter said softly.
Suddenly the crowd felt silent as Mr fox appeared. Followed by ten wolfs, dressed in the same white uniform.
For minutes Mr. Fox stood there, observing the crowd. His eyes studying everyone it seemed.
He pulled his high hat from his head. Short brown hair appeared. He threw his hat at a pig standing next to the crowd.
Music appeared out of nowhere. And Mr. Fox started dancing on the tones of the music. His Bodyguards soon followed.
"Wath the f***" Cato said suprised. He had suspected eveything, but not this. "That just passed the term crazy" he tought.
He watched as they put on a show, worthy of being on Broaway.
Finaly the happy tune ended. Fox stood in front of them heavily breathing. "No applause?" he muttered.
"There is no reason to be crued people!" The pig gave the hat back to Mr. Fox.
No one applauded, everyone was still in shock. "Oh, well. Soon you will hear your name, please do as your told. Resistance is futil."
The Mr. Pig from the vid appeared. "Anderson David - speedboat, Astar Lesly- red helicopter,...."
Cato walked to the blue helicopter after he heared is name, adrenaline started to flow throug his vaines.
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So everyone has been gathered on the boat and is waiting to be transported to Akane.
Akane (Japan) was the birthplace of the disease. From here the didease spread across the planet.
Akane was cleansed a few decades ago. Not by fire or explosion but manualy.
This means that everything is still standing, there is not to much destruction.
Broken cars are littering the street and everything is suffering of a lacl off maintenance.
The main city of Akane is called: Fuchu. It has some large building, but maxed at then floors.
Behind Fuchu there is a cliff, with on top a monastary. It's industry is mainly located around the harbour.
Akane is a big Island. Traveling from one end to the other takes around 5 hours and that's on a vehicle.
There is still loads of green on the island. Guns have been removed from the island thank to a intense search by Fox his goons.
So if you like to arm yourself it's time to get creative.
And if you are wondering wich song Fox was dancing on, it would be something like this.
When am I going to learn to leave "well enough" alone...
...You know the drill Darko,off to page one you go.
A few Abrams ought to do it.. 
