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**DreadlordME!**

And connor bored them all with his lack of facial expression, while Ezio moaned about being dumper by Caterina Sforza and Altair nealy committed suicide cause his wife was dead. The Emperor got so Pissed Off he killed everyone, including himself.

**Lord General Cheese**

And then their was a grot named Jim he conquered the world it is now Jims world

**DreadlordME!**

Jim was a grot, and like all grots he was green. But he wanted to be pink!

**Decio**

He jumped in a bucket of pink paint, but another Grot named Ballyroy Thomas III drowned him.

**DreadlordME!**

Ballyroy was a dick-head, but he couldn't say he had a dick anywhere else, as he was an eunuch. He became an Eunuch when Jim cut off his balls! Therefore, as revenge, Jim got drowned in pink paint. (sorry for the longish post)