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**Jonagorn**

of a flesh bloodied paste that dissolved what it came into contact with.

**snurl**

Of course the good rug was the first to go, followed by the floor beneath it.

**DreadlordME!**

And then the person in the downstairs toilet. A warp opened, and sucked the Dragon into Terra!

**Far Seer**

Furious, the Emperor of Mankind sent Justin Bieber to dish out his fury on the dragon.

**snurl**

But Justin never made it that far. He had a flat with the Biebermobile and was mobbed by tweenies who wanted their picture taken with him while pumping his jack.
So the dragon was able to......

**DreadlordME!**

Eat DRAIGO! (on one of his rare visits)

**snurl**

But Draigo was not enough to satisfy the dragon's hunger. He looked about for more food and spied....

**Far Seer**

a fair maiden.

**DreadlordME!**

So he ate her.

**DreadlordME!**

He then spied a rotting corpse on a chair

**snurl**

He kicked off the corpse and sat down.

**DreadlordME!**

And then ate the corpse.

**Far Seer**

The dragon gave an almighty burp and then

**DreadlordME!**

slept. He realized when he awoke

**snurl**

...he had lost his cell phone.

**DreadlordME!**

So he cried. It caused a flood.

**Far Seer**

With an almighty squelch, the rotting corpse popped out of

**snurl**

somewhere best left to the imagination.

**DreadlordME!**

. It slipped over

**snurl**

...the windowsill and fell to the street below, into the paths of a fast moving bus, a cement truck, and a steamroller.

**DreadlordME!**

that missed.

**snurl**

Then the thing walked right into a lamp pole. Staggering backwards, it stumbled into an open manhole and into the sewer, where.....

**DreadlordME!**

It ate pie... THAT WAS PIE FLAVOUR!

**Far Seer**

You guys do realise that 'thing' is the mighty God Emperor?

The corpse grinned. It loved pie. He...

**snurl**

...looked around for more. It heard a faint sound....

**DreadlordME!**

that really wasn't that faint anymore. Lights appeared. Headlights...

**snurl**

...COMING RIGHT FOR HIM!

**Far Seer**

"Oh my Me!" he screamed. He closed his eyes

**snurl**

...and was transported to a faraway place where..

**Malcador**

aliens roamed freely