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**DeadliestIdiot**

Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .

This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.

Why? Do you guys not have phones?

#NewDiabloGame

**FezzikDaBullgryn**

Tournaments will institute a new Paid DLC objective system. While playing, you can pay GW 5 USD, for a chance to roll for a new objective. The resulting roll does not allow you to pick a new objective, merely have the chance to get a new random objective.

The community will hem and haw about it, and there will be much gnashing of teeth on Youtube, but the hyper competitives will spend hundreds on this per tournament.

**Abadabadoobaddon**

DeadliestIdiot wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Mariongodspeed wrote:
After hearing constant online complaints about Stratagems/CP for 2 editions, GW removes them entirely from the game.

In their place, they introduce a micro-transaction loot box system where you can purchase (for actual currency) minor one-use boons for your units, such as a dice reroll, the ability to fire overwatch, the ability to interrupt the combat sequence, certain benefits that should really be wargear such as smoke launchers or anti-aircraft weapons, extra warlord traits, extra relics, etc...

In fairness, the maximum number of loot boxes you can purchase will be limited by game size to 12 for Strike Force and 6 for Incursion. At least initially. .

This, this is dark. Stratagems will be sold in blind packs and you'll have to rip them up after using.

I hope no one from GW is reading this thread.

Why? Do you guys not have phones?

#NewDiabloGame

My biggest fear is GW finally gets on board with this internet thing the kids are all about these days and makes their app mandatory to play. Maybe they team up with some Chinese app developer to implement...

**Jidmah**

"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.

**Mr. Burning**

Included on our free White Dwarf Cover disc!

NEW RULES!.txt

Warhammer +

Netscape navis nobilte.

Playable demo of Firewarrior.

Corel Draw 2

**Skinnereal**

Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
My biggest fear is GW finally gets on board with this internet thing the kids are all about these days and makes their app mandatory to play. Maybe they team up with some Chinese app developer to implement...

FFG tried that with X-Wing 2nd ed. It failed spectacularly. By the middle of 2nd ed, they were taking months to update it with new ships after their release.

**NoiseMarine with Tinnitus**

Jidmah wrote:
"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS - Necron Phaeron probably.

**CthuluIsSpy**

NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
Jidmah wrote:
"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS - Necron Phaeron probably.

MUH WAR IN HEAVEN - Cryptek, brandishing a Gauss 1911

I really like the meme about Necrons being a bunch of crotchety old boomers. It amuses me.

**NoiseMarine with Tinnitus**

CthuluIsSpy wrote:
NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
Jidmah wrote:
"The kids these days" are in their early 30s now.

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS - Necron Phaeron probably.

MUH WAR IN HEAVEN - Cryptek, brandishing a Gauss 1911

I really like the meme about Necrons being a bunch of crotchety old boomers. It amuses me.

It amuses me also...I am one and damned proud of it.

**FezzikDaBullgryn**

Necrons are all just Clint Eastwood yelling at chairs. That actually makes a lot of sense.

**CthuluIsSpy**

I can't wait for GW to make a film about a grumpy veteran Necron Immortal helping an Eldar kid fend off a group of Dark Eldar delinquents. They should call it Gran Ghost Ark or something.

**NoiseMarine with Tinnitus**

CthuluIsSpy wrote:
I can't wait for GW to make a film about a grumpy veteran Necron Immortal helping an Eldar kid fend off a group of Dark Eldar delinquents. They should call it Gran Ghost Ark or something.

Closely followed up by the Oscar nominated comedy - "Dude, Where is my Monolith?"

**CthuluIsSpy**

NoiseMarine with Tinnitus wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:
I can't wait for GW to make a film about a grumpy veteran Necron Immortal helping an Eldar kid fend off a group of Dark Eldar delinquents. They should call it Gran Ghost Ark or something.

Closely followed up by the Oscar nominated comedy - "Dude, Where is my Monolith?"

Eh, Trazyn and Oriken's Excellent Adventure was better.