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**snurl**

utter destruction

**Lupus Mortem**

. David Lynch

**Chaos Legionnaire**

picked up

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a pen

**BigWaaagh**

because he

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wanted to

**Chaos Legionnaire**

have something

**Lupus Mortem**

that could

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be thrown

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at critics

**BigWaaagh**

or Mimes.

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In fact,

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Lingonberries taste

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similar to

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cranberries covered

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with incredible

**Lupus Mortem**

fecal matter

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or hair.

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Yosemite Sam

**Lupus Mortem**

was actually

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mildly insane

**Chaos Legionnaire**

but he

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baked brilliantly

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and followed

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recipe directions

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to the

**Chaos Legionnaire**

last barrel

**hotsauceman1**

Of molasses.

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The Grinch

**BigWaaagh**

was vegetarian