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The fething gak myself feeling when phone.number 64536 texts me to say I have entered my details for a chance to win? WTF?!

YKTRFW you find a good list for your SoH

Me and my friend had a one and one, we threw away our spears and swords and went each other with daggers, much more fun

When you missing out on the next re enactment :(

YKTSF When you remember the bruises you got in fourth grade getting wailed on with wooden swords.
YKTRF Whwn you remember the size of your friends bruises

Reenactment sounds fun, but I like my Russian vs British spec-ops combat simulation games best. (I play Spetznas!)

...When random girl starts stroking you arm. Things got very awkward very quickly.
...When you later find out said girl is friend's ex-gf

killykavekommando wrote:Reenactment sounds fun, but I like my Russian vs British spec-ops combat simulation games best. (I play Spetznas!)

...When random girl starts stroking you arm. Things got very awkward very quickly.
...When you later find out said girl is friend's ex-gf

I see no problem here...

Agreed.

Not when your friend is 20cm taller and could crush you.
I lol'ed when I was listening to Papa Roach "Getting Away with Murder" and squid's sig was dancing to it.

...When headphones can't take Chop Suey by System of a Down at full volume. It sounds like static.

Fight your friend with fire.

When your near kidnapping yesterday has your entire family in a frenzy.

I don't even like the girl. Bros before ummm.... can I use that word here?
...When Finals coming up.

When Shakespeare.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When, on the Dakka Server, you manage to die whilst carrying a full set of Iron tools, Redstone, Lapis Lazuli and a ton of stone and wood. In the Nether. IN LAVA.

On the bright side, it wasn't diamond.

When a thread gets locked while you're typing a lengthy reply which would have certainly shown a certain person how very wrong they were.

Durza wrote:When a thread gets locked while you're typing a lengthy reply which would have certainly shown a certain person how very wrong they were.

That kills me a little inside when that happens.

When you only have permission to go to your FLGS once a week.

killykavekommando wrote:

Durza wrote:When a thread gets locked while you're typing a lengthy reply which would have certainly shown a certain person how very wrong they were.

That kills me a little inside when that happens.

Um, Killy?

Are you the person who made the SF sign on the Dakka Minecraft Server.

When you get invited to join the U.K team in battle of nations but cannot meet the requirements.

YKTSFW a single magpie lands near the window of your house.

When the icecream bucket your mother made you wear to school as a kid did nothing against magpies...

Yes, in Australia (Queensland mainly) if you didn't own a helmet they gave you an icecream container.

According to the.interweb, in Scotland, a single magpie landing near a window like this one is not only bad luck but an omen.of death... And I am suffer from extreme paranoia.

In Australia a magpie anywhere during Spring means you're going to get your face scratched to hell.

When you see a car driving backwards down the hill you live on, and then realise there is no one in the car.......

What happened.

admiral9 wrote:When you only have permission to go to your FLGS once a week.

Pwned by mom & dad


When silly paint wont go away from t shirt

When ripped pants and scratched stomach

@ deadshot, they forgot to put the hanbrake on.

When you realise you built your sherman tank wrong.

I meant what happened after? Did it stop or what?

When people have different opinions to you.

When you've been playing Arcanum all day

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Durza wrote:When a thread gets locked while you're typing a lengthy reply which would have certainly shown a certain person how very wrong they were.

That kills me a little inside when that happens.

Um, Killy?

Are you the person who made the SF sign on the Dakka Minecraft Server.

Yep. And you, good sire, can live in the house behind it. I no longer have access to a minecraft account, and it now serves me no purpose.

killykavekommando wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

killykavekommando wrote:

Durza wrote:When a thread gets locked while you're typing a lengthy reply which would have certainly shown a certain person how very wrong they were.

That kills me a little inside when that happens.

Um, Killy?
Are you the person who made the SF sign on the Dakka Minecraft Server.

Yep. And you, good sire, can live in the house behind it. I no longer have access to a minecraft account, and it now serves me no purpose.

Good good, then, I'll destroy it soon.

Private_Joker wrote:When the icecream bucket your mother made you wear to school as a kid did nothing against magpies...

Yes, in Australia (Queensland mainly) if you didn't own a helmet they gave you an icecream container.

I got neither, I had to run or punch... Or try to intimidate them by turning around with a leer (worked 90% of the time )

Wait Killy isn't on the MC server anymore?

YKTSF when Killy can't play Minecraft anymore