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**Fizzywig**

i know of only one thing more fearsome than a crossbow.

like a crossbow it has a wood handle, like a crossbow it can put up with anything, unlike a crossbow it can fire up to 400 rounds a minute

**Deadshane1**

That jenk is SO yesterday...

The fashionable soldier this season is sporting the "Tavor II" in a lovely shade of forest green....

**Tacobake**

Can't shoot me if you can't see me.

**Deadshane1**

Indiana wont fall for your silly parlor tricks

**Fizzywig**

oops beaten to the punch.

indy may get over invisible briges but he cant get away from

**Breotan**

Didn't he lose his memory and wind up working in a Post Office somewhere?

**akira5665**

But as we all know, Tommy SHOULD have run from this disaster.....

**Fizzywig**

ahh but i know what trumps volcano's

Tsunami's

**akira5665**

Well after typing the word 'Dyke' and finding no relevant images, I went with a Dam instead.....

**Fizzywig**

if something can break a dam or rather a darn its heavy basenotes from the Wizzard

**Phoenix**

"...but I'm the prince of darkness!"

**Fizzywig**

Phoenix wrote:"...but I'm the prince of darkness!"

i dont see an image, even when i take your URL and look at it in a new window

**Breotan**

Even a prince of darkness can afford a new energy-saving Fluorescent Light Bulbs.

**Phoenix**

@Fizzywig

Funny, I see it even in your quote. Well its the album cover for Ozzy Ozbourn's "Ultimate Sin"

**Phoenix**

All the light bulbs in the world don't help you when the power goes out.

**Fizzywig**

wierd sorry about that then phoenix

but when the power goes out what you need is

**Phoenix**

Ha, my prism will bend, split and redirect the light from your silly flashlight.

**Koolidge**

Thor's Hammer breaks your silly light bender!

**akira5665**

Thor wielding Mjolnir.
Thanos wielding the 'Infinity Gauntlet'.........Nuff said.

**Koolidge**

No more comic book

...and it's even powered by a hamster!

**Breotan**

Hampsters. They're what's for dinner.

**Phoenix**

I'm tired of all these mother f'n snakes on this mother f'n plane

It had to be done, I couldn't resist.

**Koolidge**

PWND!

**Phoenix**

Breathing fire is cooler than shooting lightning.

**The Power Cosmic**

Why breathe fire?

**Fizzywig**

thats why we need the Birmingham Fire Department

**Phoenix**

This guy saw to the end of all that nonsence.

Today also happens to be his birthday. Yay!

**Breotan**

He actually hasn't had a birthday in nearly forty years.

**FearPeteySodes**

Death means nothing to ZOMBIES!

**The Power Cosmic**

Zombies mean little to a Zombie Dragon!