King of the Hill

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**Guardsmen Bob**

A man washes up on shore, finds the toys, and sells them for cheap.

Bargain Bin Hill

**snurl**

The man is a con artist, and uses the toy money to buy musical instruments, which he sells to people who cannot play them.

Professor Howard Hill.

**Guardsmen Bob**

The Hill, tired of it's horrible life, decides to go back to school. Going at Mach 1, the Hill takes off towards the nearest university, leaving everything that was on it in the dust.

Education Hill.

**snurl**

The Hill's speed catches the attention of NASCAR, who draft the hill right away.

Phil Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The Hill gets into a crash, but falls in love with a nurse.

Love at Hospital Hill

**snurl**

The hill and the nurse get busy.

Hump Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

They have a baby hill, and it learns to play a harmonica.

Baby Hill Blues.

**snurl**

The hill has an earthquake while playing the blues.

Rythem & Blues on the hill.

**JamesGang**

Jack and Jill on the hill

A landslide comes tumbling down hill.

**snurl**

The bodies are buried in the landslide.

Cemetery Hill

**scuzz_bucket**

Zombie Jack and Jill!!

Zombie Hill

**JamesGang**

Zombies chasing you is a new found thrill.

On blueberry hill

**snurl**

Farmers torch the zombies and plant crops on the hill.

Hill of Beans

**JamesGang**

Making a big deal out of nothing

Mountain out of a mole hill

**snurl**

The Moles eat the roots of the beans, causing the crop to wither and die off.

Dusty Hill.

**JamesGang**

The dust covers the boots of an American Civil War general.

A.P. Hill.

**snurl**

General Hill soaks the ground with yankee blood at ...

Malvern Hill.

**JamesGang**

I read a book about that battle in my hometown.

Cherry Hill

**snurl**

Steven King wrote about a hill in Derry.

Up Mile Hill

**JamesGang**

I feel old walking up anything for a mile.

Over the hill

**snurl**

The Hill is old, yet solid and enduring.

Rock Hill (used to be the name of my favorite tavern until it went out of business)

**JamesGang**

There is iron in the rock.

Iron Hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

Iron is a heavy metal.

Heavy Metal Hill. *Guitar solo*

**JamesGang**

Heavy metal is awesome!

School of rock hill

**Guardsmen Bob**

The hill goes on a field trip with it's teacher to find the Pick of Destiny.

Tenacious Hill and the Pick of Destiny

**JamesGang**

The hill says you are my "density" instead and goes back in time to meet its father.

Hill Valley

**snurl**

The hill's father dies from shock.

Death Valley

**JamesGang**

.....

The valley is between two hills.

Heaven and Hill

**snurl**

Dio uses the phrase for an album title with Black Sabbath.

Hard Rock Hill !

**JamesGang**

Hard Rock band Iron Maiden is on Tour!

Run to the Hill(s)!!!!!!