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Here is one of the most beautiful women of the modern world, I prefer when she is not wearing some kind of waist cincher, and she got better looking as she got a little older. Picture date 1959.



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I am not ashamed to say I prefer the bottom one.

I dunno, the top ones look almost unhealthily skinny. There's a thin line between just being slim and anorexic.

EDIT: But I will say that a few of the women in the bottom one do resemble water buffaloes. Yeah, I'd pick anyone of the women in the top picture over the water buffaloes.

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Top, but mostly because I have a weakness for a pretty face. I prefer women with more curves & mass than the VS models, and less than the ones at bottom. More like a regular, healthy woman. The VS models may be healthy (though some of them may also have eating disorders and/or coke habits), and the ones at bottom may be healthy too; but they're both a bit far out on the ends of the bell curve for me.

The vaulters pictured were great. Christina Hendricks is a goddess.

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I'm still trying to figure out how people are coming to the conclusion that the top picture is more photoshopped. I cannot see much cellulite on the women in the bottom picture and it should most definately be there.
Apart from the gir lto the left of the middle of the bottom pic, i'd have to say top. (l originally said middle, then counted back, and quickly had to edit after being ambushed by the blonde swamp donkey.- probably not really a swamp donkey, but it's my fave saying and i don't get to use it much...so i'm sticking with it!)

It is amusing that this campaign failed, all that positive press, all that positive image for the company and it did not increase sales. I now hold this ad campaign up as a rebuttal to women who say "men are responsible for bad body image, due to the media".

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I like the girls in the top picture more, but whatever. You like what you like, and if other people's tastes differ then it's no biggie. Or at least it shouldn't be.

What I don't get is how it's become the worst possible thing in the world to say a girl looks fat, but if a girl is too skinny the whole world can abuse her.

I mean, either it's okay to criticise someone for their body shape or it isn't.


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mattyrm wrote: Ill tell you what else is annoying, the fething chicks on the facebook page throwing gak the way of the skinny chicks.

I'm sorry, but when did all this new age, hippy clap trap about "love yourself no matter what you look like" turn into "Love yourself if you are a big ugly fat fether but bully pretty girls"?


Yes, that's exactly what I was getting at.


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Jihadin wrote:I want to disagree but I kind of agree....just seems I've seen more skinny guys with "heavy" females than "heavy" males with "heavy" females


But at the same time I don't think I've ever seen a rich dude with a fat wife. Well, not a wife who was fat when he married her.

Guys and girls work kind of difference. If a guy is poor he will drop from a 7/10 to a 5/10. If a girl is hot it doesn't matter if she's sleeping in her car, guys will still chase her.

What I'm saying is I think the skinny guys and fat girls thing is explained that they end up on level terms, he's a 4/10 because he's poor, she's a 4/10 because she's overweight.

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Bullockist wrote:I'm still trying to figure out how people are coming to the conclusion that the top picture is more photoshopped. I cannot see much cellulite on the women in the bottom picture and it should most definately be there.
Apart from the gir lto the left of the middle of the bottom pic, i'd have to say top. (l originally said middle, then counted back, and quickly had to edit after being ambushed by the blonde swamp donkey.- probably not really a swamp donkey, but it's my fave saying and i don't get to use it much...so i'm sticking with it!)

It is amusing that this campaign failed, all that positive press, all that positive image for the company and it did not increase sales. I now hold this ad campaign up as a rebuttal to women who say "men are responsible for bad body image, due to the media".


Like I said bottom definitely had retouching done, though it appears to be limited to blemish removal and skin tones. I can also tell you that there is no way way in hell a VS shoot gets published without being worked over, which can often include modification of body shape.

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sebster wrote:
What I'm saying is I think the skinny guys and fat girls thing is explained that they end up on level terms, he's a 4/10 because he's poor, she's a 4/10 because she's overweight.


I'm a short skinny guy who used to get hit on by Much Larger Women. It's got nothing to do with money. Chicks loves a racer's bum, that's all. I never reciprocate, however, because I just don't like feeling like I'm doing rock-climbing when I'm having sex...

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Kovnik Obama wrote:I'm a short skinny guy who used to get hit on by Much Larger Women. It's got nothing to do with money. Chicks loves a racer's bum, that's all. I never reciprocate, however, because I just don't like feeling like I'm doing rock-climbing when I'm having sex...


They're hitting on you, and you're saying you're not interested because you feel you can do better. However, if you really couldn't do any better, likely because you were real poor, or real ugly or something else like that, well then sooner or later you'd probably settle and accept you had to do some mountain climbing

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sebster wrote:They're hitting on you, and you're saying you're not interested because you feel you can do better. However, if you really couldn't do any better, likely because you were real poor, or real ugly or something else like that, well then sooner or later you'd probably settle and accept you had to do some mountain climbing


AH! Probably They would probably not like my attempts at slipping subliminal suggestions about dropping the goddamn cake while they sleep, tho.

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mattyrm wrote:I'm surprised, the chicks in the top picture are proper mint. Obviously, because they are professional models.

How do you not find them more attractive?!


Because they look unhealthily thin. Like, starved and malnourished, not fit or athletic.

The girls on the bottom are hardly overweight. They're just not athletic. There's a difference.

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Iur_tae_mont wrote:I pick option 4. The Weightlifter.


Oh my yes indeedy. That picture makes me feel funny, kind of like when I have to climb the rope in gym class.

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The bottom, because I likes me a meaty woman.

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Neither are very appealing to me TBH.

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Sorry I missed this bit...



Who is she?

She's fething lovely.. I like a woman who looks like she could at least attempt to keep up with me if we went for a run.

And she's not that much heavier than the VS models. If you can call them unhealthy but not her, your talking gak!


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Actually... she's gonna be heavier than them because muscle is heavier than fat.

Also, unlike them, she has boobs. And given that she's probably wearing a sports bra which is designed to constrict them and their movement, they're bigger than they appear in that image.

As for who she is, a pole vaulter of some kind. I've not been paying attention to the olympics.

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Albatross wrote:
Fancying chicks with six-packs is as gay as Christmas Day.



What exactly does this mean? Sometimes it's hard to decipher your guys' Britspeak.

To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.


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And no, Melissia, I'm not a misogynist. How can I hate women?


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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Albatross wrote:To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.
Asserting that any physically fit woman is manly is definitely misogynistic.

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Melissia wrote:
Albatross wrote:To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.
Asserting that any physically fit woman is manly is definitely misogynistic.


Whereas if we were talking about men attracted to female body builders, I'd agree with alby.
   
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Melissia wrote:
Albatross wrote:To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.
Asserting that any physically fit woman is manly is definitely misogynistic.


Alby don't get into it, Melissia can argue like anything...back away...

And to answer your point, I'll repost the Aussie hurdler. Because seriously, how can you say a bloke is 'gay' if he finds this attractive

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motyak wrote:Because seriously, how can you say a bloke is 'gay' if he finds this attractive


Not sure where you are going with that one mate.

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mattyrm wrote:
motyak wrote:Because seriously, how can you say a bloke is 'gay' if he finds this attractive


Not sure where you are going with that one mate.


Hahaha nice edit. That dude will haunt me tonight.

Can't sleep, creepy guy mattyrm linked to will eat me

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Haha. I just googled the most famous gay man in the world and that picture came up.

feth knows what he is doing.. he might be overcome with excitement looking into a shop window that sells dildos?

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mattyrm wrote:Haha. I just googled the most famous gay man in the world and that picture came up.

feth knows what he is doing.. he might be overcome with excitement looking into a shop window that sells dildos?


I doubt it. I mean, he's the most famous gay man in the world. He probably has heaps to choose from. Just like a famous straight man (i dunno, lets say Gosling) probably doesn't have to go hire hookers for a good time, that dude probably didn't need an electric friend, he could probably just pick and choose. I think that makes sense, anyway.

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Melissia wrote:
Albatross wrote:To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.
Asserting that any physically fit woman is manly is definitely misogynistic.

Stick to chemistry, love.




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Also, I can confirm that the Aussie hurdler would 'get it'. She doesn't have a six-pack, incidentally.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Albatross wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Albatross wrote:To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.
Asserting that any physically fit woman is manly is definitely misogynistic.

Stick to chemistry, love.





See THAT was misogynistic.

I don't really think misogyny is the correct word like, men are the stronger sex, and it IS more common for men to exercise vigorously, ergo its not really misogynistic to say that vigorous exercise is manly is it?

Like, you know, its not misandry to say that cooking or flower arranging is girly is it?

Thats why Gordon Ramsey is always in a bad mood, his mates see him doing a womans job on TV all the time.

Ok that might have been misogynist as well....

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motyak wrote:
mattyrm wrote:
motyak wrote:Because seriously, how can you say a bloke is 'gay' if he finds this attractive


Not sure where you are going with that one mate.


Hahaha nice edit. That dude will haunt me tonight.

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mattyrm wrote:Sorry I missed this bit...



Who is she?

She's fething lovely.. I like a woman who looks like she could at least attempt to keep up with me if we went for a run.

And she's not that much heavier than the VS models. If you can call them unhealthy but not her, your talking gak!



There you go:

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mattyrm wrote:
Albatross wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Albatross wrote:To clarify, I'm saying that men who are attracted to women with six-packs are most likely closeted homosexuals.
Asserting that any physically fit woman is manly is definitely misogynistic.

Stick to chemistry, love.





See THAT was misogynistic.

I don't really think misogyny is the correct word like, men are the stronger sex, and it IS more common for men to exercise vigorously, ergo its not really misogynistic to say that vigorous exercise is manly is it?

Like, you know, its not misandry to say that cooking or flower arranging is girly is it?

Thats why Gordon Ramsey is always in a bad mood, his mates see him doing a womans job on TV all the time.

Ok that might have been misogynist as well....


That's why the vast majority of chefs are male.

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