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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Isn't there a height requirement for that there shotgun?

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Old Sourpuss






Lakewood, Ohio

 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?


This statement right here purps is how I know you live in a country that doesn't see the sun

The hat is to provide levels of shade and protection on the head (for those of us that shave our heads), and the sunglasses are to keep the brightness level down.

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Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

We get the sun!

I'm pretty sure I saw it a few months ago... But that might've been a streetlight.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






UK

 Alfndrate wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?


This statement right here purps is how I know you live in a country that doesn't see the sun

The hat is to provide levels of shade and protection on the head (for those of us that shave our heads), and the sunglasses are to perv on hotties.


I do believe that I have refined your previous statement.

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)





Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

 kronk wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?


In Houston, you need both.

And a portable A/C unit strapped to your back.

Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!


 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Gentleman! Back on topic...

Spoiler:





And would NSFW pictures (such as those with middle fingers) be ok if spoilered with a NSFW tag?

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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions






Tied to a bedpost in an old motel, confused and naked.

I'm too damn sexy for this, I'll do it in a sec.

 
   
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Martial Arts Dāturazi





Philadelphia, Pensylvania

See the rules we talked about earlier. Seriously.
Reds8n

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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

Since Red isn't allowing bikini shots and the like here's one of me at the Dakka Platinum Devil 2 tournament from a few years ago. I'm the posh chap drinking the vino; bonus internets for naming the wine, it's vintage and the mystery dakkanaut in the background.


How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Oh.

I thought you might actually be a flaming skull.

Shame, that.

Good on you for holding your pinky out, as a true gentleman should. Indubitably.

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Longtime Dakkanaut





Dundee, Scotland/Dharahn, Saudi Arabia

Me during the great beard experiment of '11




If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

 kronk wrote:
Oh.

I thought you might actually be a flaming skull.

Shame, that.


Oh I totally am. It's the camera, it adds 20lbs and there were no demons present. Other than that, i'm totally flaming!

Good on you for holding your pinky out, as a true gentleman should. Indubitably.


Indubitably.

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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " 
   
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Old Sourpuss






Lakewood, Ohio

 notprop wrote:
Other than that totally flaming!


Phrasing!

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Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics 
   
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander





Ramsden Heath, Essex

Phasers to you too!

Happy now Oberfuhrer?




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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " 
   
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Old Sourpuss






Lakewood, Ohio

 notprop wrote:
Phasers to you too!

Happy now Oberfuhrer?






NEIN! Wir müssen zerstören alles falsch Grammatik! (note: my german is extremely rusty)

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Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics 
   
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Madrak Ironhide







 marv335 wrote:
Me during the great beard experiment of '11



If I post my great beard experiment, we'll have to lock the thread down due to hilarity.

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Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Lake Forest, California, South Orange County

 notprop wrote:
Phasers to you too!

Happy now Oberfuhrer?






This picture made me happy.

"Bryan always said that if the studio ever had to mix with the manufacturing and sales part of the business it would destroy the studio. And I have to say – he wasn’t wrong there! ... It’s become the promotions department of a toy company." -- Rick Priestly
 
   
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions






 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

Having just been out working on the pool and mowing the lawn in the Mid-West I can assure you that both are needed It's different to the UK where a week of sunshine and low-mid 20 Celsius is considered the summer

 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Dundee, Scotland/Dharahn, Saudi Arabia

I never leave the house without hat and shades.
Of course, I get a bit more sun here in Saudi than back in Scotland.

If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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Basecoated Black





USA

edited

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

Did a spot of hung-over gardening this morning and Mrs S took a snap of me, mustaches are coming along nicely after I trimmed them back for winter.






 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Damn MGS....poster boy for Hang Over the Next Generation.........

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

If you're referring to Galifianakis, he's only got 6 years on me... And he's way prettier as well.



 
   
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Splattered With Acrylic Paint



Scotland

Last weekend with the gf. Tache didn't show up very well dang!

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When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die. 
   
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Hey points for trying eh! :-) maybe next week it'll be better?

Flesh Eaters 4,500 points


" I will constantly have those in my head telling me how lazy and ugly and whorish I am. You sir, are a true friend " - KingCracker

"Nah, I'm just way too lazy to stand up so I keep sitting and paint" - Sigur

"I think the NMM technique with metals is just MNMM. Same sound I make while eating a good pizza" - Whalemusic360 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Miracle grow on the face, works a charm. Just before bed, mix the miracle grow with some water to make it a bit pasty like elmers glue. Then just apply to the area you need hair to grow. In a few weeks time youll be a manly success. The stuff is used for more then just growing lovely flowers
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Bump due to finding a new photo of myself....



In hindsight we look like a gay couple there.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






1. Now I can't get that silly song with "I gotta wear shade..." out of my head
2. Why does it look like your in back of church drinking due to the stain glass window
3. My wife has similar square glasses

Why does a bar in a church appeal to me?.......

Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.

Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha


 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Lake Forest, California, South Orange County

 Corpsesarefun wrote:
Bump due to finding a new photo of myself....



In hindsight we look like a gay couple there.


This would be epic if you were just the guy in the background.

"Bryan always said that if the studio ever had to mix with the manufacturing and sales part of the business it would destroy the studio. And I have to say – he wasn’t wrong there! ... It’s become the promotions department of a toy company." -- Rick Priestly
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 Jihadin wrote:

Why does a bar in a church appeal to me?.......


My father briefly owned a bar that used to be a church. Does that count?

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