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2015/03/27 13:38:20
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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Plebians, all of you...
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2015/03/27 13:43:29
Subject: 4 word story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Actually it's spelled plebeians
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/27 18:29:11
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Look you plebs, stfu
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/27 20:28:35
Subject: 4 word story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Hey hey hey hey!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/28 04:10:15
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Just STFU right now!
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/28 12:16:02
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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Do you mean... Now?
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2015/03/28 13:12:13
Subject: 4 word story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Is he gone yet?
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2015/03/28 13:14:41
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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Well, I'm certainly not.
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2015/03/28 13:17:45
Subject: 4 word story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Then we shall continue
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/03/28 13:30:40
Subject: 4 word story
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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to ramble on randomly.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/03/28 14:03:08
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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With four words each.
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2015/03/28 14:24:10
Subject: 4 word story
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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And thus, reality was
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They/them
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2015/03/28 14:27:27
Subject: 4 word story
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Esploded into yet another
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2015/03/28 15:54:47
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Spelt wrong goddammn it
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/28 16:01:20
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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Yeah, that happens sometimes.
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2015/03/28 19:39:16
Subject: 4 word story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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We must not stop
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/28 20:00:25
Subject: 4 word story
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Tonight, we're gonna have
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2015/03/28 20:02:59
Subject: 4 word story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Baked beans and ham!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/28 20:06:26
Subject: 4 word story
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Don't stop us now.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2015/03/28 21:02:49
Subject: 4 word story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Our gas will power
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/03/28 22:01:27
Subject: 4 word story
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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the light of the
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They/them
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2015/03/29 05:44:15
Subject: 4 word story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Newly built shopping mall.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/03/29 09:56:52
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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You still use gas?
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2015/03/29 10:23:15
Subject: 4 word story
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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What else is there?
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2015/03/29 12:23:44
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Petrol, diesel and unleaded
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/03/29 12:24:26
iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/29 12:27:06
Subject: 4 word story
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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But those are HERETICAL!
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They/them
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2015/03/29 13:59:04
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
Denmark.
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Oh - "gas", like petrol?
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2015/03/29 14:00:03
Subject: 4 word story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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So is this thread.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/03/29 14:53:37
Subject: Re:4 word story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Gas as in power
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/03/29 20:13:24
Subject: 4 word story
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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I would prefer propane.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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~2800 points