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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

He is our your spiritual liege.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.
Gav Thorpe should write the fluff.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Veto

The fluff should be advanced through campaign books

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.
Campaign books should be treated a holy relics.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

Holy relics must be captured by your army before use.
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Any holy relics must be hand mads by your own hand before use. Buying pre made relics is considered worth a strike of the metal thunderhawk sock
Agreed.

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Greed - A.

The metal thunderhawk sock is only a minor punushment, however, as the only metal TH ever made is in epic scale.

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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Agreed.

Players are encouraged to bring snacks

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

Especially Doritos.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Veto.

Snacks may only be consumed by the winner of the game.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

Game balance will be so bad, however, that in most games the snacks will begin to be eaten by the end of turn 1. It's just that obvious.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

Weak armies must bring better snacks.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

Anyone who does not bring a Dreadsock is automatically a loser. The game will still be played, and snacks eaten, but deep down, the non-Dreadsock person has lost.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

The game needs a name.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

The name shall be: "Dreadsock Apocalypse"
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

There should be a Cthulhu supplement.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooc

In fact they once made a large lead thunderhawk.
The kits ment to be z right pain as everything weighs so much and needs more pinning than sense

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Agreed.

Players must name every single model in their collection or risk dishonor

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Agreed.

All squads of infantry must contain one model, named "Larry". Larry is mentally impaired, and must run out in front of his unit, to be the first casualty. If he survives, the unit scores a number of victory points equal to D3 D10 rolls.

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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

All depictions and miniatures of Larry must have him holding a slappy fish.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Agreed. Larry is a difficult target though, and he receives a 2+ invuln save

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed.

The loser of a game must give their collection to the winner.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Veto

If you lose, you must sacrifice a model to the dice gods to appease them and atone for your failure

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

You must burn the model until it melts to sacrifice it.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Agreed.

You must then place the molten model into a mold so it can be reforged for war

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

Once recast, you must sell it at extortionate prices

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

OoC: this is getting interesting

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Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

Only recast "fire-forged" figures get veteran status.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Veto.

You may also opt to keep the reforged model, but it must receive a mark of shame so all can know of its' failure

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

Reforged models get -1 to everything.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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