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Veto.

Murdering one's opponent will be an honored strategy to win

Agreed.

Rocks may be used as counters or weapons.

Agreed.

Unless boulders are on hand.

Agreed.

Boulders may not be made from Finecast.

Agreed.

But fine cast may be made from boulders.

Agreed.

The game should be shrouded in secrecy.

Veto.

The game should involve time travel

Agreed.

Units failing their time-travel attempt are subject to ridicule.

Agreed.

With time travel included, you can have nearly any unit in your army

Agreed

Except grav centurions in droppods

Agreed.

Attempted cheese lists are an automatic dreadsock beating.

Agreed.

To determine if a list is cheese, you must sniff a model from it. If you detect the odor of cheddar cheese the list is cheesy

Veto.

Cheese tests are by the numbers/point cost.

Veto!

Cheesiness will be determined by the amount of time Matt Ward has spent around the model.

Agreed.

Matt Ward should be Dreadsocked.

Veto

Matt Ward should made into a miniature. One of the ones he ruined.

Agreed

Everybody must have one of these models as an HQ.

Veto.
Everyone must use these models as voodoo dolls.

Agreed.

You could make an army of Matt.

Agreed.

And then receive an automatic dreadsock beating for cheesiness.

Agreed.

Dreadsock combat may be used in place of actually playing the game.

Agreed.

Opponents death counts as automatic victory.

Agreed.

The winner of the game when played as such gets to keep the loser's assets.

Agreed.

Players may also uss Dread-slingshots in place of a dread sock

Agreed.

If the slingshot contains socks.

Agreed.

But only if the socks contain dreadnaughts. Or a previous opponent's foot.

Agreed.

Or Matt Ward miniatures. Or metal thunder hawk parts. Or scones.

Agreed

Or entire loaves of stale bread.

Agreed.

Their is only one deity in the game. Our lord and savior Ward

Agreed.

Priests of Ward have no abilities whatsoever.