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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

The game should be packaged complete, with nothing else to buy, with the box mounted on a skid, total weight around 475 pounds.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed.

And the box should be pink.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

The boxshould be nailed shut.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

The actual box should be made from wood.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

The box may only be opened by those who have been deemed worthy.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

To be deemed worthy you must undergo a series of trials, one of which is surviving an arrow in the knee.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed

And one will be surviving a dread sock to the face.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/11/03 16:18:46


   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.
The final challenge will be painting the entire contents of the box in 48 hours or less.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

Anybody who fails will be cast as a model for the next edition.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed

The models will all be on pentagon bases.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.
The bases must be impossible to find.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Veto!

The bases must only be visible through a microscope.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Veto.

The bases must be hand-crafted by skilled artisans showing old-world craftsmanship. Or beer bottle tops.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed

The bottle caps MAY NOT be used as currency ever, even if modern civilisation is destroyed by a nuclear fallout.

   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

If they are, the person who concocted such an idea must be executed immediately, with no questions asked.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

Unless the caps are still attached to full beer bottles.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

If so, the person must instead drown in beer.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Veto.

Good beer will not be wasted.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Veto

As a teenager, I may not drink beer. Therefore, we drown them in it.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed.

If they survive being drowned, they will be executed.

   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

All corpses shall be burned.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.
Survivors will be burned again.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

Survivors shall be stored in a fridge, where they will have to undergo and survive a nuclear blast.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed.

And then be burned again.

   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

Models may be made from the burnt flesh of innocents.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Veto.

The game should instead now take a light hearted approach

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ch
Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!





Holy Terra.

Agreed!

Models will be made from the light hearts of the innocents!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/11/12 07:02:46


   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

Figures made as described may resemble smurfs.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Focused Fire Warrior





England

Agreed

Others may resemble famous historical figures.

Novels:
The Pirate Throne - 272 Pages
An Empire Broken - 229 Pages

Current Writing Project:
The Circus of the Devil

Short Stories:
The Skulls in the Well 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Agreed.

Figures must still be in scale.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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