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Agreed.

Unless it results in cheesy or greasy fingers. The books and minis are damaged enough by being near you as it is.

Veto.

Napkins should be provided.

Agreed.

There will be a psychic phase in which many stompy powahs happen, like in whfb.

Agreed.

Sometimes the powers fail or backfire.

Agreed.

The success or failure of a power is determined not by stat or skill, but by arbitrary dice rolls.

Agreed.

Army/Warband lists are also determined by arbitrary dice rolls.

Agreed.

You must select your army for a game with a roll on a D6:

1-2: Blue Power Armoured Dudes in Spehss
3: Red Power Armoured Dudes in Spehss
4: Green Power Armoured Dudes in Spehss
5: Mushroom Aliens
6: Other human faction

Veto.

Players should take the game very seriously, so joking is not permitted during a game

Agreed.

Being happy about killing an enemy miniaturecauses you to forfiet the game.

Veto.

Kills are celebrated with cold beer all around.

Agreed.

Rules Disputes are settled by a fist fight out in the parking lot

Agreed.

Tickets may be sold and bets may be taken on the outcome of such discussions.

Agree.

If you bring an unpainted model to a game, your opponent is entitled to punch you in the face one time

Agree.

Vehicles used in the game should be motorized and remote controlled.

Agreed.

All vehicles move 2D6" per movement phase.

Agreed.

When flying, vehicles can move as far as they can be thrown.

Agreed.

Wherever the flying vehicle lands, it arrives at. If it does not land on its base or locomotive mechanisms, it has crashed and is destroyed. Along with anything it hit.

Agreed.
Hitting your opponent with a flying model scores a victory point.
Drawing blood scores two.

Agreed.

Upon drawing blood, yellng "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" is a necessity before the game may continue. Decapitations must add "SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE".

Agreed.

Game turns have a time limit.

Agreed.

The time limit is 2 minutes for every 5 models or single unit in your army, whichever results in a larger time.

Agreed.

Players who take too long to perform their turn are taunted mercilessly.

Agreed.

If you happen to draw blood when assembling a model, that model instantly receives +1 wound to it's wound total, as you have pleased the Blood God with your offering

Agreed.

The minimum points limit for a game is 2,000. A basic unit of light infantry will cost around 50 points.

Agreed.

Leftover points can be used to bribe your opponent's troops.

Veto!

After securing a victory you may take one of your opponent's models as a prize.

Veto. To the victor go the spoils. You are entitled to your choice of your opponents forces after a win.

Agreed.

If one of your units flees from combat the models must be destroyed after the game, as the reward for cowardice is death

Agreed.

The table should be bolted to the ground, and after every game, each player must attempt to flip it. If a player suceeds in flipping the bolted table, he must then adorn the table whereever he/she goes as a sign of honour. He/she must also name the table Excalidesk.

Agreed but the table must be carved from a solid lump of granite or suitable hard rock by hand of the owner.

Sand stone will be considered a sub par effort