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**Sgt. Vanden**

Agreed

The owner must use his hand to carve the stone. Whatever blood he shed during the carving must be poured over the table as an offering to Khorne.

**War Kitten**

Agreed

Heroes/Leaders must be named after accomplishing some impressive feat, and any/all opponents must be informed of your character's deeds

**snurl**

Agreed.
Once the game begins, no one may be excused for any reason.

**War Kitten**

Agreed.

Grenades should be a relatively rare (but powerful) weapon

**Sgt. Vanden**

Agreed.

All grenades are live, and you must throw them at minatures. Whatever minatures survive the blast must be given the rule PTSD.

**snurl**

Veto.
As above, bug at least one grenade per game must be a dud.

**War Kitten**

Veto.

If you roll a die and it falls off the table, that roll is automatically a failure, no matter what it was for.

**snurl**

Agreed.

When a dice is rolled and results in a failure, it must be eaten.

**War Kitten**

Agreed.

The dice for this game are all edible, and are available in mass quantities for relatively cheap prices

**jhe90**

Agreed.

But there must be special bacon dice on sale.

**snurl**

Agreed.

Bacon dice can be used to barter with your opponent.

**War Kitten**

Agreed.

"Evil" factions should be able to sacrifice models before a game begins and receive some sort of benefit

**snurl**

Agreed.

Little brothers are not allowed to play.

**War Kitten**

Veto.

People who attempt to break the rules will be viciously beaten by a metal dreadnought in a sock.

**snurl**

Agreed.
New rules can be initiated at random.

**Matthew**

Veto.

Any time a player drops a dice off the table, you need to smash his minis with a sledgehammer.

**War Kitten**

Agreed.

Rules debates may also be settled by an impartial third party

**snurl**

Agreed.

Line of sight is required for everything.

**War Kitten**

Agreed.

The winning player in a game must do an epic victory dance or risk forfeiting his victory

**snurl**

Agreed.

Loser buys snacks and or beer for next game.

**Matthew**

Agreed, obviously.

Units worth are decided in points, with a basic grunt costing 2 points, and the minimum points level for a game is 10 000.

**Zarroc1733**

Veto,

Anyone who loses 3 consecutive times is sacrificed to the blood god

**snurl**

Agreed.

Winning 3 times in a row gives you god-like abilities in the next game.

**War Kitten**

Veto.

If your opponent (or yourself) is suspected of being a rules lawyer, they (or you) shall be viciously beaten with a metal dreadnought in a sock

**snurl**

Agreed.

The game begins with a dreadnaught-sock whack all around, to keep everyone focused.

**Zarroc1733**

Agreed.

Anyone known as That Guy also gets the dreadnought treatment.

**Matthew**

Agreed.

Any rules arguments are solved with the Dread-In-A-Sock.

**Zarroc1733**

Agreed,

You pound on each other with the dread-in-a-sock and first to bleed loses the rules debate

**snurl**

Veto.
Just keep beating. We don'tneed arguments.

**War Kitten**

Agreed.

Most battles should take place inside ruined cities and dust covered wastelands