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Agreed.

Each model will have their own individual headstone and coffin which they will be placed in when they die, and a funeral dirge must be sung or hummed at this time, followed by a d100 dice gun salute.

Agreed.

Game stores and dining rooms are OK in a pinch.

Agreed.

However, if you are playing in a dining room, both players must provide food instead of a blood sacrifice. To represent blood, however, judicious use of ketchup must be applied to this said food.

Veto

The game never ends, it is always going on

Veto.

Mom says we have to stop at ten o'clock.

Agreed.

All players must sneak out of bed at 1:11 in the morning to continue playing.

Agreed.

Any players caught sneaking out will automatically be counted as losing the game.

Agreed

They must then attempt to sneak out again, this time with the mandatory snacks

Agreed.

If players are caught yet again they are not allowed to play the game for a week straight, and they must offer up a blood sacrifice (preferably their own blood) upon their return in order to appease the dice gods

Agreed,

They must also be given a beating with the dread-in-a-sock as punishment.

Agreed.

No need to play a game, just Dread in a sock.

Agreed.

The Dreadnaught in the sock still has to be painted.

Agreed.

If it is discovered that the Dreadnaught in the sock is not painted, then the one responsible for painting it will be forced to paint it, then beaten with the dreadnaught sock as soon as it dries.

Agreed.

Anyone who is suspected of being a rules lawyer is now to be beaten with the metal dreadnought, then forced to paint it, and then beaten once more. Just for good measure

Agreed.

No Nit-Picking.

Agreed,

nit-picking results in the dread-in-a-sock treatment.

Agreed

The store owner has the final say in ALL rules disputes. Disagreeing with him will result in the metal dreadnought treatment

Agreed.

Rules can be added at any time by the store owner.

Agreed.

The store owner is required to have everything in stock at all times. Failure results in free give aways or the Dreadnaught treatment.

Agreed

The store owner must beat himself with the Dread-sock if the above terms are not met.

Agreed.

If a game ends in a tie, the winner is decided by a nation-breaking, world-economy-crashing 30-million-person referendum.

Agreed.

Players are not allowed to concede during a game, and doing so will lead to 1 year of shame

Agreed.
Winning a re-match results in free cookies.

Agreed.

A Rematch, however, may only occur after a petition to the UK government garners over 2,000,000 signs by asking for them to ignore democracy.

Agreed.

If your petition is denied you are to be given the metal dreadnought treatment for your failure

Agreed.

Twice, for the audacity of trying.

Agreed.

Miniatures should come pre-primed in the box.

Agreed.

All boxes come with a complimentary 'Dreadsock', so one may never miss out on the pain and pleasure of the Metal Dreadnought treatment.

Agreed.

The Dreadsock will serve as the insignia for the game

Agreed.

The game will be called "Dreadsock 50,000"