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Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Albatross wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Albatross wrote:Why does everyone on the internet love Japan so much?


Two Words:

Asian chicks.


Why does everyone on the internet love asian chicks so much? I don't find them attractive at all.

Oh Alba, you crack me up.

LLF: That mug is brilliant.

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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





Southampton

You know, it's a bright sunny day with clear blue skies. I'm thinking about going to do some plane spotting. Oh, hang on...

Seriously, Britain must have an amazingly low carbon footprint at the moment.

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Made in gb
[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern






Perhaps the two are linked?

But yes, gorgeous day out there. Just wish I had the money to go enjoy it. I can't even afford a 99 in the park! Sucks!

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

Goodness me! It’s my 2026 Hobby Extravaganza!

Mashed Potatoes Can Be Your Friend. 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka





Southampton

If it's any consolation, I'm stuck indoors doing a soul crushingly difficult assignment on bus timetables and costings.

Been joking online with other course members that as it seems to be an automatic fail anyway, we may as well just sack it and enjoy the decent weather.

   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

I've been wondering recently if the school office made my monday schedule the way it is for a reason. I have my first class (Computer Science) at 8:30 and it goes until 10:00, and then I have no classes until 1:30, when I have Religion and Philosophy. This ridiculously long break leaves me little option but to head into the city to burn time at my FLGS (usually by painting or talking the ears off the staff), which means at the end of my break I have to walk back up a very steep hill and wait to cross four (or is it three?) pedestrian crossings, all on very busy roads.

What do?

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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Get a bicycle.
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






There's a few things on my mind....

1) Why do cats always jump on your lap and no matter how they land, always manage to step on your balls?
2) I have YET ANOTHER week of standardized testing to go through, yet again fething my schedule up, and then the final week is next week.
Once agin, the system has failed.
3) I hate when people think it's cute and funny to steal your food. it my damn oreo's bitch, hands off!!
4) Only two months of school left!
5) I really need a job. I might end up getting one this summer working at my aunts house doing yard work.
6) I am going to buy two chimeras and a Leman Russ
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Soladrin wrote:Get a bicycle.

I live in a town half an hour's drive from the city where I go to school. Bikes are a no-no.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

I've been more tired lately, I guess i'm growing or something.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in us
Crazed Wardancer




Atlanta GA

I should be working on my papers for my last couple weeks of my master' s program. And I should be looking to see if there are any fulltime jobs where I could apply the master's degree. but I am here instead.

painted: 12 dryads,9 glade guard,2 glade guard scouts.
assembled but unpainted: 2 glade guard and the lord's bowman, 8 glade guard scouts, sexy elf lord
in the box: , 8 glade riders, , one female spellsinger, Orion, Ariel, the faerie queen. SOB immolator, 15 sisters.  
   
Made in us
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant







Starting to get back(slowly) to 40k After hiatus cause of wow. If i had a car(an license) i can actually get to games at the store. But ill continue on modeling/painting till then.
Again even more scared of after highscool. not really college but loosing my friend. I support his choice but i will miss him.

-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
 
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Looks like I'll be taking my driver's test for an L-plate soon. Hope I can use the old Corola; after all, it's not like anyone else uses it.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






I was strolling through town and I saw a dude fapping while watching dora, I'm in heaven.
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Soladrin wrote:I was strolling through town and I saw a dude fapping while watching dora, I'm in heaven.

Oh my God.
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






I had half a mind to knock on his window, but thought better of it and went home... while choking.
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

Soladrin wrote:I had half a mind to knock on his window, but thought better of it and went home... while choking.

Choking *what*, good sir?

THE CHICKEN?! Confess! Confess!

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






On my own spittle from laughter. Haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Chickens are awesome, I used to have one as a pet.(they make better pets then you'd expect)
   
Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

I certainly wouldn't be laughing if I saw someone fapping to Dora the Explorer.

I'd be tearing my own eyes out.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Okay... 8.20 AM... I think I´ll head over to bed now...

NN all
   
Made in no
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller





Trondheim

Soladrin wrote:I was strolling through town and I saw a dude fapping while watching dora, I'm in heaven.


Oh my... Dose anybody else think Pedo Priest when they read this So watch out man. Butsuprise could be nearer you than you imagiend

Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri

Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)

Order of the bloodied sword  
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

1) Why do cats always jump on your lap and no matter how they land, always manage to step on your balls?


Care to explain exactly why you had your balls laying on your laptop at the time?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, I see. 'lap'. Not 'laptop'. Do excuse my mistake

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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Anshal wrote:
Soladrin wrote:I was strolling through town and I saw a dude fapping while watching dora, I'm in heaven.


Oh my... Dose anybody else think Pedo Priest when they read this So watch out man. Butsuprise could be nearer you than you imagiend


I'm safe if it's a pedo.
   
Made in gb
Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer




Where Eagles Dare.

Well, that was disturbing...

On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On.
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
"THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.

 
   
Made in ca
Dakka Veteran






Nova Scotia, Canada

Um...clowns?

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed 
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Well, it could be worse. He could fap to that picture of the old lady naked. With her flapjack boobs hanging down to her knees.

*shivers* the wrinkles...

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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Damn you for that image...
   
Made in no
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller





Trondheim

Shadowbrand wrote:Well, it could be worse. He could fap to that picture of the old lady naked. With her flapjack boobs hanging down to her knees.

*shivers* the wrinkles...


AHHHHHH MY EYES! Thank you for that image Shadowbrand... Now my normaly distorted mind just got even more distorted

Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri

Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)

Order of the bloodied sword  
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Shadowbrand wrote:Well, it could be worse. He could fap to that picture of the old lady naked. With her flapjack boobs hanging down to her knees.

*shivers* the wrinkles...



Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
Made in us
Battleship Captain






Emperors Faithful wrote:
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

1) Why do cats always jump on your lap and no matter how they land, always manage to step on your balls?


Care to explain exactly why you had your balls laying on your laptop at the time?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, I see. 'lap'. Not 'laptop'. Do excuse my mistake


Well, I was on an adult entertainment site at the time.....
   
Made in ca
Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Who the feth calls it that, you were choking the chicken.

Which is 100% normal.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
 
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