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Made in us
Crazed Witch Elf




Albuquerque, NM

This is something like a survivor game, but will go on forever.

Introducing... THE GAME!!!

Here are the rules.

1. You cannot win THE GAME, you can only loose THE GAME.
2. Anytime you think about THE GAME or the fact that you are playing THE GAME you loose THE GAME.
3. Anytime you loose THE GAME you must say outloud that you have lost THE GAME.
4. After losing THE GAME you are free to think about THE GAME for 30 minutes. If you think about THE GAME after the 30 minutes is over you loose again.
5. Anytime you tell someone about THE GAME... they are now playing THE GAME...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/01/06 19:27:45


Imperial Guard

40k - 6-12-0
City Fight - 0-0-0
Planetstrike - 0-0-1
Apocolypse - 4-2-1  
   
Made in ch
Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot




Bay Area

losing not loosing


 
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide







I hate this game.

DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++
Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
Made in de
Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

I don't get it.....
   
Made in us
[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide







It's one of those things. When you play if you think about
the game, you lose. You tell everyone around you you
lost, and then it goes on after that.

DR:70+S+G-MB-I+Pwmhd05#+D++A+++/aWD100R++T(S)DM+++
Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
Made in de
Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

okay, I get it.

I don't like it.
   
Made in au
Longtime Dakkanaut






Brisbane/Australia

How? When? Who? Where? Why? What?

"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. 
   
Made in us
Most Glorious Grey Seer





Everett, WA

0/10

 
   
Made in hu
Courageous Skink Brave




Hiding from dem stripeypants on Veda

Hell I lost THE GAME
(hmmm... KoOoL)

Need apoc rules (or just simple rules)for lizman in 40k...

"Scream as you want. That corpse on the Golden Throne won't hear you"

Armies:
+ Lizman

Please give me a brain


 

   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

Well, there's that other game. Also called The Game. Made popular by Neill Strauss, Mystery, David D. That game's pretty fun.

WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS

2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
Made in us
Newbie Black Templar Neophyte




Dracula's Moon Base

Whatever you do, after reading this post- DONT THINK OF A WHITE BEAR.







(you lose)

“Battle Brother Maynard, bring forth The Holy Orb of Antioch!”
Book of Armaments (Chapter 2, verses 9-21)
"O Holy Emperor, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy."
"ONE! TWO! FIVE!"
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This signature needs more dakka! That's better.

 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User






I was wining the game since I left Albuquerque, but now I just lost after reading this topic. Thanks alot you munch!
   
Made in nz
Been Around the Block





U homies got it wrong! He meant dis!!!!


I play!!!!

 
   
Made in au
[DCM]
.. .-.. .-.. ..- -- .. -. .- - ..






Toowoomba, Australia

Lame

2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:162/Sold:169/Painted:129
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436 
   
Made in au
[DCM]
.. .-.. .-.. ..- -- .. -. .- - ..






Toowoomba, Australia

I

2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:162/Sold:169/Painted:129
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436 
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User






It's an inside joke chowderheads. There is a life outside internet forums that exists!
   
Made in au
[DCM]
.. .-.. .-.. ..- -- .. -. .- - ..






Toowoomba, Australia

+1 post

2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:162/Sold:169/Painted:129
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436 
   
Made in gb
Grumpy Longbeard






At leeds festival one year there was a bloke wearing a 'You just lost the game' t-shirt, with frustrated looking people all around him.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
Made in gb
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





DARN the game, DARN it to hell,its funny but annoying

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
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Furious Fire Dragon





Fenway Park, Monster Seats



I liked THE GAME better when he was Hunter Hearst Helmsley...

Guess I just lost the game.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Biloxi, MS USA

I lost.

You know you're really doing something when you can make strangers hate you over the Internet. - Mauleed
Just remember folks. Panic. Panic all the time. It's the only way to survive, other than just being mindful, of course-but geez, that's so friggin' boring. - Aegis Grimm
Hallowed is the All Pie
The Before Times: A Place That Celebrates The World That Was 
   
Made in gb
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





i lost...dam i lost again,and again.

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
Made in us
Mutilatin' Mad Dok






great lost again

"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose


 
   
Made in us
Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

I'm with Gonads....my post count is higher now.

F*** this game.

I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

The best 40k page in the Universe
COMMORRAGH 
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel







This sucks.

 
   
Made in ca
Reverent Tech-Adept





The grim darkness of the far future

WHAT THE FETH!!!! I LOST THE GAME!!!! YOU ALL CHEATED I HATE YOU!!!! I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM THE INTERWEBS AND KEEPING MY CAPS LOCK ON 24/7 AnD oCcASiOnALLy tApPiNg ShIFT!!!!!!!1


 
   
Made in us
Deadshot Weapon Moderati





Under the Himalaiyan mountains

^ You lost harder than I did.

"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
Made in ca
Reverent Tech-Adept





The grim darkness of the far future

I agree


 
   
Made in gb
Human Auxiliary to the Empire





sigh the painful torture of the Game

"The Greater Good Shall Prevail. If Not Through Me then Through The Next..."
1500+
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.
 
   
Made in us
Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I just lost the game? Don't think so!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/04/01 00:03:03


Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
 
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