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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/01 12:30:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Here is my planned conversion of Marneus Calgar...
Masterwork pie chuckers!
You don't want to get hit by those suckers...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/02/01 12:31:50
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/01 23:39:21
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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God Of Yams wrote:Hmm, needs an upgrade

LOL
Nearly pPerfect.
Although he does now need a snorkel!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/16 05:55:16
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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If Khorne was president, he would instigate policies that foment further, unceasing war.
He would have deals with arms manufacturers to help him get into power, and would play countries like Macedonia, Greece, Israel and Palestine off against each other.
He would ensure that there was some natural finite resource that he used rapidly to further unbalance the world.
He would proclaim to be a strident follower of a God (doesn't matter which one) in order to further unbalance the world.
;-)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/16 23:06:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Orkeosaurus wrote:tallmantim wrote:He would have deals with arms manufacturers to help him get into power, and would play countries like Macedonia, Greece, Israel and Palestine off against each other.
He would ensure that there was some natural finite resource that he used rapidly to further unbalance the world.
He would proclaim to be a strident follower of a God (doesn't matter which one) in order to further unbalance the world.
;-)
Uh... no he wouldn't.
Khorne doesn't plot. He doesn't play people against themselves. And he would just worship himself.
How many Champions of Khorne does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why would they change the lightbulb? Have you never heard of murder in the dark?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/02/19 02:36:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Sockasaurus Rex wrote:
Oh man! That is so funny!
Especially because lots of things in this game have more skulls than necessary!
Dude, you rock! 
Wow!
Thanks for all the compliments, man!
I don't even have any idea who you are!
Ah - and here's me thinking it's funny because it's ironic. You know, as there are not enough skulls in WH40K!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/05 23:24:54
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Orkeosaurus wrote:
That was really funny until I realised that you posted it into the Dakka gallery.
I mean - really - the thread been open for what - 3 hours or something?
Gah!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/06 01:32:22
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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LOL
I like the second one better.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/13 00:24:57
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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In the grim dark future, Batman still kicks butt in Gotham city, only now he has the help of a servoskull...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/15 02:45:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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All types of win from these guys - who would have thought that you could successfully pull off dressing up as a Space Marine dreadnaught?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/15 22:40:37
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Superscope wrote:Awww.. leave those guys alone. What have YOU done that's cosplay 40K?
I'm not into Cosplay - have no interest whatsoever. I can however appreciate good costumes - a quick search on Google images shows some fantastic efforts, such as the guys that dressed up as Cadians for DragonCon 2008, amongst others.
These guys certainly do not fall into that category!
IMO it is a funny picture, although the guy in front HAS managed to pull off the facial expression of the front of the original Space Marine boxed set (original epic).
***
(and it's always good to see that there are those that are several steps further up the nerd ladder than yourself!  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/18 10:45:18
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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blood angel wrote:mussie76 wrote:
It's awesome that the costumes me and my buddy made keep coming up in this thread
Three in total - the DA, the Noise Marine, and the Death Company marine (not pictured, that I wore).
Well done - the amount of effort that went into them has really paid off!
Awesome. What do you do with them afterwards though? Prop them up like a piece of medieval armour in the hallway?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/18 22:10:50
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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blood angel wrote:yep, made them. We didn't even win first place at the costume contest we entered :(
The death company suit now sits in my basement. The other two have been sold.
Wow - what did win?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/19 22:38:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Ratbarf wrote:I don't know, the one thing I hate about being tall is that I sometimes accidentily see over the stalls in public bathrooms...
LOL
Just how tall are you Ratbarf?
I'm 6'5" and I don't think I've ever encountered that problem!
;-)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/18 16:00:09
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/22 14:51:29
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Gwar! wrote:lalabox wrote:So for it to exist, it has to have happened.
Nope. Kelvin scale is a good example. It is based of Absolute Zero, the coldest temperature possible. It is actually impossible to reach that temperature, but it is used as a Theoretical base.
However we know for a fact that Chuck Norris has actually done a roundhouse kick.
I here that's how Princess Dianna died - it wasn't the paparazi, it was just that her drunk driver nearly ran over Chuck Norris who was jogging through the tunnel at 45mph. He couldn't get out of the way so he had to round house the car.
Very sad. Automatically Appended Next Post: See - photographic proof...
(just in case anyone is wondering why Chuck Norris is in a 40K thread - well he is the Emporer - duh!)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/22 14:53:55
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/05 03:26:25
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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"By the way, have you finished with that Mistress yet?"
LOL
That's pretty funny.
What did the mates say?
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