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2009/12/15 04:37:31
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Fateweaver wrote:If you believe the Bible you know Christ rose again around 3,000 years ago and ascended into Heaven. What was left out was that he came back down to Earth, this time as a black man.
First of all, around 3,000 years ago?
Second up, 'this time as a black man'? What colour was the last one?
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2009/12/15 06:34:49
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Executing Exarch
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sebster wrote:First of all, around 3,000 years ago?
SNAFU on Fateweaver's part...
sebster wrote:Second up, 'this time as a black man'? What colour was the last one?
Well he certainly wasn't black if that is what you are insinuating. He was most likely very tan....
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
 WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
 Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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2009/12/15 08:26:31
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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JEB_Stuart wrote:SNAFU on Fateweaver's part...
What does SNAFU stand for? I've never known.
Well he certainly wasn't black if that is what you are insinuating. He was most likely very tan....
That's where colour and ethnicity gets quite subjective. Do you take the Malcolm X line than anyone that isn't white is black? Or do you ignore the specifics of colour and look at what was said, by whom, and wonder what being black had to do with any of it?
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2009/12/15 08:48:26
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Situation Normal: All fethed Up
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/15 09:31:41
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Executing Exarch
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sebster wrote:That's where colour and ethnicity gets quite subjective. Do you take the Malcolm X line than anyone that isn't white is black? Or do you ignore the specifics of colour and look at what was said, by whom, and wonder what being black had to do with any of it?
That comment was part joke, part serious. I don't really consider much of what Malcolm X said. If anything Christ was a Jew-Greek. He lived in a post Hellenization period but was a Hebrew. He would have looked like an arab. The idea that anyone isn't white is black is stupid. I don't even like the color wheel....
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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2009/12/15 09:48:27
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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JEB_Stuart wrote:sebster wrote:That's where colour and ethnicity gets quite subjective. Do you take the Malcolm X line than anyone that isn't white is black? Or do you ignore the specifics of colour and look at what was said, by whom, and wonder what being black had to do with any of it?
That comment was part joke, part serious. I don't really consider much of what Malcolm X said. If anything Christ was a Jew-Greek. He lived in a post Hellenization period but was a Hebrew. He would have looked like an arab. The idea that anyone isn't white is black is stupid. I don't even like the color wheel....
Lots of pre-Haji Malcolm X going on here I see.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2009/12/15 09:51:58
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Saladin was probably a Kurd. Wait, it that something important?
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2009/12/15 18:23:47
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Jesus was white, but Judas was black.
Also, the Romans had machine guns.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/15 18:59:42
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Jesus was white, but Judas was black.
I almost Nerd Raeged over this statement, then I saw who wrote it.
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2009/12/15 20:44:52
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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dogma wrote:Saladin was probably a Kurd. Wait, it that something important?
send in Miss Muffet... 
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2009/12/16 14:04:12
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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No whey!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/16 14:20:10
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Haven't you milked this joke enough?
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2009/12/16 14:25:25
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/12/16 14:29:59
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Guess we'll just have to 'tuffet' out.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/16 14:36:43
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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This joke needs more in the '3-d awesome' department.
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2009/12/16 16:29:26
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Oh dairy me! That spider is a horror.
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2009/12/16 18:25:43
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The lasts 4 posts have made my stomach curdle. 
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/12/16 19:01:50
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That joke was creaminal!
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2009/12/16 19:10:22
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Jeez, guys... We are going to take this gag and rennet into the ground!
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
-Corey Taylor (Not Saying you're a fool  )
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2009/12/16 19:23:56
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Butter great gag like this one deserves to be spread around.
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2009/12/16 19:27:26
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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I am running out of cheesy ideas to keep this one afloat.
Wait a minute... 
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2009/12/16 19:31:50
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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One more pun and I Scream.
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2009/12/16 19:35:38
Subject: Re:Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Preacher of the Emperor
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You Scream or we all scream?
Wrexasaur wrote:
I find this version of Little Miss Muffet vastly more appealing than the one foisted upon me in my youth.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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2009/12/16 19:44:31
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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Kilkrazy wrote:One more pun and I Scream.
Seriously though folks, President Obama has something to add...
But not very much to add sadly... 
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2009/12/16 19:47:58
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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I didn't know he was a Packers fan.
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2009/12/16 19:49:34
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Unless you're a dirty Commie you're a Packer's fan.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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2009/12/16 20:01:47
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Kilkrazy wrote:Butter great gag like this one deserves to be spread around.
Pull the udder one.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/12/17 02:00:28
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Anyway, moo-ving swiftly along...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/17 02:01:13
Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/12/17 02:05:17
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Don't end this now guys, yogurt a good joke going!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/12/17 02:06:54
Subject: Obama defends war as he picks up Nobel Peace Prize
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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Cow do you know when to end this?
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