The Avatar Above You Just Climbed Into Your Bed

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**Dakarillion**

Daemonettes are sexy ... or at least the old ones were the new ones have crabs ... claws hehe

Summon us some drinks and drugs an we can really get gping

**Selym**

Sure, why not.
*Calls upon Slaanesh to grant us a feast of pleasure*
*Drugs, food, wine, hot babes, muscular dudes, music and live entertainment appear*

Let's party!

**matapata98**

aww, I can't eat, drink or...

**Selym**

matapata98 wrote:
aww, I can't eat, drink or...

Nothing's stopping any of these from working for you, y'know. These are from the warp. Heck, I could get megatron high on one of these!

*Summons beer*
I almost forgot

**matapata98**

as in, I have no body...

**Selym**

You have a head, don't you?

I'll get a daemon to tend to you.

**matapata98**

I am a soul bound to a piece of armour, I feel no sensations

**Selym**

matapata98 wrote:
I am a soul bound to a piece of armour, I feel no sensations

Well, you depressing sod, come here and get some soul injections!

We also have food for the soul

**thenoobbomb**

You again?
Guess I'm pretty awesome.

Still waiting for Lord Sheogorath to appear with cheese, though.
He has such nice parties.

**Selym**

*Offers a Daemonette*
Want in?

**thenoobbomb**

Well, allright then..

**nerdfest09**

Hmmm, still waiting for 'Father Gabe's' avatar to show up! but you'll do i s'pose!

**thenoobbomb**

There you go

**nerdfest09**

AKKK! Arrhgh@ ...... No....nonononononononono! leggo...leggo of meeeee

**thenoobbomb**

Time to change back to my normal avatar, Mr. SKinny.

**Selym**

Erm.. what... just...

Never mind, I don't want to know...

**Dakarillion**

Burn out, head gone, sword missing, 1 sock is all i've got, can't remember my own name and oh yeah we'rd the traffic cone come from? What was in that beer?

**TheRobotLol**

Ah, a fellow gentleman!

Now get the hell out of my bed before I kill ya!

**Selym**

Dakarillion wrote:
Burn out, head gone, sword missing, 1 sock is all i've got, can't remember my own name and oh yeah we'rd the traffic cone come from? What was in that beer?

Alcohol, or something. Possibly some warp-dust.

**Dakarillion**

WARPDUST!!!!!! Uh no wonder my head is spinning

**matapata98**

I may not be able to take part in the bed festivities, but here's some magic food

**The Shadow**

Looking at the size of it, I'm not sure if I'd still fit in my bed.

And please don't interpret the word "it" in that way...

**matapata98**

scary...

**Dakarillion**

Very ...

**jaggedjaw**

Creepy?
Her- (ZAP)
"The commissar is dead!"
(Blam)
That's for killing a commissar. Now then:
Heresy! (Blam)

**Dakarillion**

"Blam, Blam, Blam, all the time, BLAM!!! You ever do anything but work?"

By the way don't think you can Blam me, I'm undying

**TheRobotLol**

You again? GTFO, and take your hat with ya.

**Dakarillion**

You can talk! What with what you're wearing ... by the way, Storm Dogs or Resevoir Troopers?

**TheRobotLol**

Oh definately Reservoir Troopers.

**matapata98**

I'm both bulletproof and immortal. Hah.