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Made in us
Yellin' Yoof





De to the troit

Sup everyone
ive been playing for a while now, but i was never rly super serious about playing till i started collect me orks

im Klotz (aka chase) and ive gotten into playing a lot more since me brother is going off to college and he is my main opponent. so i need another source to help stave off my warhammer addiction, ya kno?
oh, and i wanna start a Slaanesh army, so holla if you wanna gimme any hints
peace

We iz da Smasha Boyz and we iz gonna rule de ooniverse wit a' iron gob. Nuffin' iz gonna live if dey stand up to da power of my Waagh! We iz gonna kill all da oomies and elda and skellitons and even dem lizzads who bite 'n' scratch 'n' claw like da best a da boyz. My name iz Klotz and i iz da biggest, baddest, toughest, meanest, greenest war ork who evah lived. And we iz gonna kill, kill, kill till we iz da winnas.  
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Just wander around the streets for awhile, surely your brilliant personality, sparkling wit and astonishing people skills will combine to fulfill all of your desires.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in au
Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

Heh. Americans.
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Yeah... We're not all futbol hooligans, but we're trying.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
Made in au
Hard-Wired Sentinel Pilot






Sydney

Good to see that the Warseer crowd is taking an interest with us. Should you bring the Cordial or should I?

Armies Owned: Iron Warriors, Tau


Undead Titan Log
Malfred: Terminator Armor has always had room for extra boobage.
Drake_Marcus: It's true- that's why the Space Wolves love termie armour so much. The whole "bear" thing they've got going on is just a thinly veiled cover-up of their huge, hairy cleavage. 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control






Yorkshire, UK

Hello everybody. Please read this as I am an important person.

Hello everyone.
I have been playing for a while now, but never took the game seriously until I started collecting Orks.

I go by the name 'Klotz' (sometimes 'Chase') and I have been playing more games recently. Unfortunately, my brother (who is also my main opponent), is going to college. I therefore need another source to help with my Warhammer addiction!

By the way, the next army I am looking at starting is Slaaneshi Chaos. Please let me know if you have any hints.

Remember to live peacefully.



There you go - fixed the original post for you.

By the way, why are you important?
Are you a friend of Stelek?

While you sleep, they'll be waiting...

Have you thought about the Axis of Evil pension scheme? 
   
Made in au
Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

Thanks Cal.

Orks rock, but Slaaneshi Demons make for some scary lists. No shooting, all fleeting, two Greater daemons and DAEMONETTE CAVALRY!
Don't bother with Slaanesh Chaos Marines... unless you really want to.

   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof





De to the troit

...hey be nice to me im new here....

We iz da Smasha Boyz and we iz gonna rule de ooniverse wit a' iron gob. Nuffin' iz gonna live if dey stand up to da power of my Waagh! We iz gonna kill all da oomies and elda and skellitons and even dem lizzads who bite 'n' scratch 'n' claw like da best a da boyz. My name iz Klotz and i iz da biggest, baddest, toughest, meanest, greenest war ork who evah lived. And we iz gonna kill, kill, kill till we iz da winnas.  
   
Made in us
Fresh-Faced New User




Arthur Ashe Stadium

sweet, orks and slaaneshi rock
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Two times in a row Medibank International Champion
 
   
Made in au
2nd Lieutenant





Australia

hey, we have all played ultramarines once in our life, it was my first army...

Cheers,
Gutteridge

*Ex Username: Gutteridge*


 
   
Made in us
Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot



Whitebear lake Minnesota.

ive been playing ultramarines since 3rd ED.

2500-3000pts
1500pts
750pts

2500pts Bretonnians 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
GW Public Relations Manager (Privateer Press Mole)







Klotz wrote:Sup everyone
ive been playing for a while now, but i was never rly super serious about playing till i started collect me orks

im Klotz (aka chase) and ive gotten into playing a lot more since me brother is going off to college and he is my main opponent. so i need another source to help stave off my warhammer addiction, ya kno?
oh, and i wanna start a Slaanesh army, so holla if you wanna gimme any hints
peace



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Adepticon 2010---Best Appearance Warhammer Fantasy Warbands
Adepticon 2011---Best Team Display
 
   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter





Well that is just outstanding. Thank you Chase for not only justifying the world's perception of American youth, but making a complete of yourself. Thus assuring that you are never taken seriously on this board....ever...no really.

Waaagh! 
   
Made in de
Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator






Hamburg

oh, and i wanna start a Slaanesh army, so holla if you wanna gimme any hints

Well, take two winged DPs with MoS and lash, 3x2 Obliterators, and a few NM squads (6 NM incl AC with power weapon, doom siren, Rhino; or 6 NM with sonic blasters; or 6 NM with blastmaster).

Former moderator 40kOnline

Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!

Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."

Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss 
   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof





De to the troit

what the hell is wrong with some of u?
pardon me for not being perpetually quiet and mellow
so i use say some stupid things casue im stoked that joining a forum and i think im gonna meet some cool people who i can talk to about 40k. turns out its full of cocky a holes who have nothing better to do than insult people on the internet
get a life

ps this wanst shot at anyone who WASNT a prick
kthx

We iz da Smasha Boyz and we iz gonna rule de ooniverse wit a' iron gob. Nuffin' iz gonna live if dey stand up to da power of my Waagh! We iz gonna kill all da oomies and elda and skellitons and even dem lizzads who bite 'n' scratch 'n' claw like da best a da boyz. My name iz Klotz and i iz da biggest, baddest, toughest, meanest, greenest war ork who evah lived. And we iz gonna kill, kill, kill till we iz da winnas.  
   
Made in gb
Junior Officer with Laspistol





Sheffield, England

This is hillarious.

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Building a titan? Make sure you pick the right size for your war engine!

 
   
Made in gb
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Oh dear.

Insulting people on one of your first posts isn't exactly the best way to make friends here...

Oh, by the way, punctuation is a good way of letting people READ your posts.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/08/22 19:18:14


   
Made in us
Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration






Hopping on the pain wagon

Welcome to the elitistest board on the interwebs. Be excited about the game, but also excited about grammar. It goes a long way around here.

Watch out for Stelek, HMBC and a couple of the other harsh posters and don't take them personally (or seriously too often ;-) )

Despite the lousy introduction here, this is actually a pretty good board. Take a few days, do some lurking and read through the posts to get an idea for the netiquette that is expected around here and you will do fine.

Kabal of the Razor's Song project log

There is a secret song at the center of the universe and its sound is like razors through flesh. 
   
Made in us
Dakka Veteran




I think wustenfex's post made me laugh the most.
   
Made in us
Beast of Nurgle



land of the DEAD DEAD

age of egos was the funniest for me
and i was joking about ultras
please dont get mad

not again


GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment

It was the weapon of a Daemon Prince. Not as clumsy or random as a Bloodfeeder; an elegant weapon for a more detailed age. For nearly a two editions, the Daemon Princes were the guardians of variety and flavour in the Chaos Codex. Before the dark times... before the Jervis. H.B.M.C.
 
   
Made in de
Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator






Hamburg

I regret giving him some advice. It requires years of research and experience to come up with such a list.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/08/22 19:49:44


Former moderator 40kOnline

Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!

Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."

Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss 
   
Made in us
Beast of Nurgle



land of the DEAD DEAD

if you want to not be treated like a look under your name see your ranking
pretty good way to see how to act especially your first word
and why are you important
damn american teenagers

not again


GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment

It was the weapon of a Daemon Prince. Not as clumsy or random as a Bloodfeeder; an elegant weapon for a more detailed age. For nearly a two editions, the Daemon Princes were the guardians of variety and flavour in the Chaos Codex. Before the dark times... before the Jervis. H.B.M.C.
 
   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof





De to the troit

ha ha ha
lets all laugh at the new guy....

alright fine

fact of the matter is that i can get angry easy and ahead of myself sometimes

sorry bout the ranting. It wont happen again
No morre improper grammar, swearing, whathaveyou.
Now lets all play nice

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/08/22 20:23:32


We iz da Smasha Boyz and we iz gonna rule de ooniverse wit a' iron gob. Nuffin' iz gonna live if dey stand up to da power of my Waagh! We iz gonna kill all da oomies and elda and skellitons and even dem lizzads who bite 'n' scratch 'n' claw like da best a da boyz. My name iz Klotz and i iz da biggest, baddest, toughest, meanest, greenest war ork who evah lived. And we iz gonna kill, kill, kill till we iz da winnas.  
   
Made in us
Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration






Hopping on the pain wagon

Fair enough.

Kabal of the Razor's Song project log

There is a secret song at the center of the universe and its sound is like razors through flesh. 
   
Made in us
Beast of Nurgle



land of the DEAD DEAD

so now that humility and grammar have been established as rules have a nice time
and dont get on steleks bad side

not again


GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment

It was the weapon of a Daemon Prince. Not as clumsy or random as a Bloodfeeder; an elegant weapon for a more detailed age. For nearly a two editions, the Daemon Princes were the guardians of variety and flavour in the Chaos Codex. Before the dark times... before the Jervis. H.B.M.C.
 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Illustrator






North Carolina

Putting this to rest.

We all agree that grammar is important.

-Aaron
Call For Fire

DA:80+S+GM(DPC)B++++I+Pw40k99+D++A++/mWD247R++T(M)DM+++++ 
   
 
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