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I have heard people make jokes about slannesh in comments, but I have no clue what it is. All I know is it is a chaos god. Any help on this would be great. And please be nice. I recently started playing, and my parents dont let me go to the store much.

Well, Slaanesh is known as the Dark Prince, as he is the youngest Chaos God. He appears to be the god of Extravagance, Excess, Greed, Bliss, having too much sex, and a whole bunch of other titles. He likes to eat Eldar, which is why they have the Soulstones, to save their souls from being eaten by Slaanesh. All Eldar refer to him as "She who Thirsts." Slaanesh can become any gender; male, female, hermaphrodite, any of them, which is why you can refer to Slaanesh through him, her, or it. So for example, he can look like a dude with boobies, or a chick with a d*ck (found that one amusing, I'm so immature ). He also smashed Khaine, the Eldar war god, into a million pieces. Literally. This is how the Avatars of Khaine came into being.

Go here for 40k:

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Slaanesh

And here for fantasy:

http://warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Slaanesh


Hopefully this helps.

He's also the patron God of the Emperor's Children traitor legion.

He was born from the fall of the Eldar, blahblahblah

you guys got this one covered.....

Hugh Hefner.

The God of Awesome.

Seriously, though, this is what Slaanesh is.

The least badass of the Chaos Gods with ugly ass daemons. You'd think a god of temptation and pleasure would have relatively good looking servants...appearantly not.

i agree with the above post. Ive always thought that Slaanesh and its followers were really lame for a pleasure god....and its demons

KingCracker wrote:i agree with the above post. Ive always thought that Slaanesh and its followers were really lame for a pleasure god....and its demons

Yeah I hate the daemonettes, although I must admit that the Emperor's Children are pretty sweet.

Why hate Daemonettes? I think they rule XD

Granted, the newer ones a little scarier than the older ones, but they're still attractive. remember 'haunting, unnatural beauty'... that can mean attractive and scary at the same time XD

go slaanesh

everybody knows slannesh is the god of sexual pleasure. but if this is the case, how comes tzeench has the thousand sons?

bottbott wrote:everybody knows slannesh is the god of sexual pleasure. but if this is the case, how comes tzeench has the thousand sons?

*HIGH FIVES*

I agree with you yet again! the paint scheme on the Emperors children are awesome. they clash in all the right ways

KingCracker wrote:I agree with you yet again! the paint scheme on the Emperors children are awesome. they clash in all the right ways

Plus Sonic Weaponry is always cool.

do those stll use templates? i member they at least used to forever ago. template weapons are ma fav

KingCracker wrote:do those stll use templates? i member they at least used to forever ago. template weapons are ma fav

Dunno, never used em'. I'm more of a Thousand Sons/Possessed Marine kinda guy.

would slannesh be the weakest chaos god in theory, cause I know in the fluff he got his ass kicked by khorne (daemon codex) but how does he compare to the others?

thedarkside69 wrote:would slannesh be the weakest chaos god in theory, cause I know in the fluff he got his ass kicked by khorne (daemon codex) but how does he compare to the others?

Why seduce your enemy when you could obliterate them with magic (Tzeentch)? Why seduce them when you could send a destroyer plague against them (Nurgle)? Why seduce them when you could drive a big, gnarly chainaxe through their skull (Khorne)?

Just think about it dude.

It's like Revenge of the Sith (don't kill me for referring to star wars). Seduction can turn an enemy into a friend, while plague, exploding and decapitation only result in a corpse.

ungulateman wrote:It's like Revenge of the Sith (don't kill me for referring to star wars). Seduction can turn an enemy into a friend, while plague, exploding and decapitation only result in a corpse.

Right but it's just so much cooler when they explode .

Slaneesh is a dirty muddahfuckah!!!! Probably into all the hentai stuff.