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A sister thread to 'Movie Lines' but this time delving into the world of TV.

To kick off.....All from the same series...

'Richie, if you don't shut up, I'm going to hit you. And being your Minder, that means I'll have to beat myself up. So we'll both get hurt. NOW SHUT UP!'

'Rich, if you don't shut up, I'm going to cut your head off, put in a bowl, mash it up with some milk and butter, put it in the microwave, wait for it to go ping, THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR BOTTOM!'

I have absolutly no idea where that comes from. May I still add something.

"Wait! Bloddy, bollocks...oh damn I'm british too."

Couldnt resist "Doh!"

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:A sister thread to 'Movie Lines' but this time delving into the world of TV.

To kick off.....All from the same series...

'Richie, if you don't shut up, I'm going to hit you. And being your Minder, that means I'll have to beat myself up. So we'll both get hurt. NOW SHUT UP!'

'Rich, if you don't shut up, I'm going to cut your head off, put in a bowl, mash it up with some milk and butter, put it in the microwave, wait for it to go ping, THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR BOTTOM!'

Is it Eddie to Ritchie in the series BOTTOM?