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Made in gb
Dakka Veteran







OK, Just wanted to have a little competition as to who had the funniest signature. (please don't change it just for this unless you have something REALLY funny!)
So to take part just make a post and comment on other people's
I quite like my one, a little Star Trek tie in

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"The fusion core can't take it cap'n" Techpriest 'Scotty' Valtex, shot for insubordination

See my WIP thread at http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221633.page 
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran







Oh, come on, 11 veiws and no posts?
Really

"The fusion core can't take it cap'n" Techpriest 'Scotty' Valtex, shot for insubordination

See my WIP thread at http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221633.page 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

SINDRI!!!!! is funny if you think one-liner pseudo-memes are funny.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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[DCM]
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Toowoomba, Australia

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2025: Games Played:8/Models Bought:162/Sold:169/Painted:129
2024: Games Played:8/Models Bought:393/Sold:519/Painted: 207
2023: Games Played:0/Models Bought:287/Sold:0/Painted: 203
2020-2022: Games Played:42/Models Bought:1271/Sold:631/Painted:442
2016-19: Games Played:369/Models Bought:772/Sold:378/ Painted:268
2012-15: Games Played:412/Models Bought: 1163/Sold:730/Painted:436 
   
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Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Mine isn't really so much funny as it is an accurate prediction of future events.

Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

Mine's just a quote from the forum.
   
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion

My signature is just a quote from someone on the forum that I thought summed up what type of gamer I am. My location is kind of funny. But only if you are familiar with outsider art.

2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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Stormin' Stompa






YO DAKKA DAKKA!

My quote is not from any forum, it's actually from a friend. He had an alter-ego known as 'Neck with a Face,' which he transforms into by pulling his chin into his neck and generally being repulsive. Neck with a Face, however, is often insightful.

'Sometimes I don't feel like cheese, but then I wake up and that's all there is.'

When thinking of a sig for a Warhammer forum, this struck me as strangely poignant. Neither my friend nor Neck with a Face play Warhammer.
   
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





Mine was a from this forum, just a quote which i couldnt help laughing at.

H.B.M.C. wrote:A competative gamer writes a list to win a game.

A casual gamer writes a list to win a game and then pretends he didn't.


Started my Salamanders army


 
   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

That is pretty funny
   
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Fixture of Dakka






drinking ale on the ground like russ intended

sometimes you need more cowbell

Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' and not even bothering to take names. 2nd company 3rd company ravenguard House Navaros Forge world Lucious & Titan legion void runners 314th pie guard warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. Raised to acolyte of the children of the church of turtle pie by chaplain shrike 3/06/09 Help stop thread necro do not post in a thread more than a month old. "Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie To become a member pm me or another member of the Church  
   
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Sinewy Scourge





Porto

Mine was taken from the GW site during a poll they had to determine the top ten miniatures or something. I love the mangled style almost as much as I love cat pictures with a badly written catch-phrase.

"I can... has candy now?"

anonymous @ best Warhammer Miniature wrote:i vote the choas dwarf lord as they are the greatest dwarfs n should get there own codex


 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

I just quoted Nurglitch while we were discussing Thousand Sons tactics. I don't know if it was accidental or not.

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Sureshot Kroot Hunter




Australia

my quote is just from the ultimate avengers comic

"What do you think my A stands for France?!" ultimate captain america
 
   
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2nd Lieutenant




San Jose, California

I like mine...makes much more sense to me than the one about fish.

Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf 
   
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Battleship Captain






Yours is good.

**SNIFF** **SNIFF** Walks into corner and begains slamming head into wall until passes out, realizing his sig isn't funny.

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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard






Newcastle, OZ

One of mine comes from an old 40k reference. I think it was about ogryns, but it suitably covers most of the fanatics who fight under the corpse-god's name.

The other is from Blackadder (paraphrased).


I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Mine just sort of accumulated, like a space hulk. Funny is in the eye of the beholder.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Battleship Captain






I GOT 1!!!!!!!!!!


"One will stand, and one will fall."

"What if both of us fall, and one gets up, but the other can't cause he keeps slipping?"

"Or what if a big black hole vortex ripped us both away and into a nother dimension?"

That happens.

"AW DAMN THE IRONY!"

"DAMN THE STEELY!"
   
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

My new sig is from a Tokyo Metro safety campaign.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





Stafford

I think Xav is the winner. That signature quote alone convinced me to sign up & stop being a lurker.

It still makes me chuckle every time I see it.

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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."

- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units


 
   
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Charging Wild Rider







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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... 
   
 
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