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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/13 12:56:44
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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In another forum a thread about mind reading aliens was going off topic as usual when somebody reached a great point. How a mind reading alien differences what`s our real live experiences and what`s fantasy?
For starters an image of a 40k game probably would look like a child play to the alien, but what about half a forgoten image about the Alien chestburster popping out? The Death Star firing it´s laser? Hoth? Z of Zardof?
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/13 13:02:47
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Well, from that I'd say they'd see as a bunch of primitives living on a nice planet, take off and Nuke us from Orbit.
That and they'd learn we mostly come out at night. Mostly.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/13 13:07:19
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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Aliens wouldn't be impressed.
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I play:
People's liberation cadre
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/13 13:17:36
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Cosmic Joe
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The reason telepatic aliens haven't made contact with Earth is that they cant stop laughing long enough to land the ship.
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Nosebiter wrote:Codex Space Marine is renamed as Codex Counts As Because I Dont Like To Loose And Gw Hates My Army. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/13 13:19:45
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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The premise of Galaxy Quest was an alien race confusing TV with real life. Imagine if instead of picking random transmisions they read the mind of someone and "watch life" the death of Drake?
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/13 13:21:05
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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I think then, they'd see Big Brother and it's ilk and decide to evict us all. With nukes. From Orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Expect the strike at night as well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/14 05:12:39
Subject: Re:Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/14 11:55:48
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Thanks to The Matrix we know that the mind has to rely on sensory input for its impressions of the world, and there is no way to truly distinguish between the real world and a superbly detailed simulation (in SF, of course.)
However, in our own minds we do clearly distinguish between fantasy and reality. Only children and people with mental disorders have any problem with this.
A mind-reading alien would probably read a memory of watching Terminator as a fantasy experience, not a historical experience.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/14 12:26:55
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I think then, they'd see Big Brother and it's ilk and decide to evict us all. With nukes. From Orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Expect the strike at night as well.
Ah, but little do we know, we are Big Brother! 'The Earthers' has been the galaxies top rated show for the last 5000 years.
(Thank you Robert Rankin!)
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"And if we've learnt anything over the past 1000 mile retreat it's that Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanisation!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/14 14:16:56
Subject: Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Torture Victim in the Bowels of the Rock
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But what if you were thinking of something like LoTR and the alien interpreted that as real life. It wouldn't be that hard to mistake that for real life IMO.
Or Monty Python or Napoleon Dynamite.
If aliens saw an epiosode of Flying Circus they would keep us alive cause it's so funny.
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Your MOM goes to college!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/14 16:41:26
Subject: Re:Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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B-but Z of Zardos IS real! At least...it's real in my mind.
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2009, Year of the Dog
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/14 20:43:00
Subject: Re:Alien telepathy and us nerd guys
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...And it's all over in three years, right?  yourself.
There's a possibility that wargaming could be perceived as practice for our preferred use of resources... pointless conflict. That's why they're cruising the galaxy and we're still playing wih toys.
Experiment FAIL!
LuciusAR wrote:Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:I think then, they'd see Big Brother and it's ilk and decide to evict us all. With nukes. From Orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Expect the strike at night as well.
Ah, but little do we know, we are Big Brother! 'The Earthers' has been the galaxies top rated show for the last 5000 years.
(Thank you Robert Rankin!)
The Catholic Church has been trying to hint at this for centuries. They're just trying not to cause a fuss.
"Uhh, I wouldn't play with that thing. No, not even in your room."
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