Become a Battle Brother! Join the Hellsing Crusaders in their noble purge of Xenos and other things

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**Kravox**

The newcomer does seem a bit strange

**Sledgio**

*leans over to valence, whispering back*
I'm not quite sure either, but let's give him a chance, eh?

**Sister of Krieg**

ye ok *looks slightly grumpier*

so, what's your name soldier and where are you from?

**Sledgio**

*trying to cheer valence up*

Well, your rifle's looking nice and shiny...

**Sister of Krieg**

*puts on a smile*

Thank you Sledgio

*eyes flick to Riffzor and back*

**Just Dave**

Kravox wrote:Who's the scout sergeant?

There isn't one yet.

Are you actually wanting to join Riffzor?

Sledgio wrote:*finishes polishing sniper rifle. Has been quietly listening to the conversation and now pipes up*
we'll show him how to shoot the eye off a squig, won't we valence? yeah, if you end up as a sniper we'll show you the ropes!

*slaps Sledge round the back of the head for being a dumbass and polishing his sniper rifle when - as a scout - he should be trying to remain covert, rather than polishing his (literal) weapon*

*slaps Sledge again for being a cocky little bugger for an initiate...*

**Sledgio**

*moves to sit between valence and riffzor*

*trying to make conversation*
So, hows your shooting practice been going?
*slightly awkward situation*

**gaovinni**

I was away for... 6 or seven hours and I've missed 2 pages. Dang. Oh well. I had a fun 1500 point game.

**steeds of war**

How did it go?

**Sister of Krieg**

*looks at Dave hoping not to get slapped as well*

Not too bad I might start again in a minuet.

**Asgeirr Darkwolf**

I feel the need to be angry right now. That, and assassinate something. You can do both, right?

**gaovinni**

steeds of war wrote:How did it go?

I completely destroyed my borthers nids. All of them. None was left alive. I managed to kill a Trygon Prime in a single turn with 8 shots (it has 6 wounds). I played with my marines.

**Sledgio**

Oh, I see!

**Kravox**

Congratulations

**Sister of Krieg**

that's good ^.^

**gaovinni**

It was a glorious battle. All those dead xenos. It was an effective purgation.

**Just Dave**

Sister of Krieg wrote:*looks at Dave hoping not to get slapped as well*

Not too bad I might start again in a minuet.

I don't hit women.
Not that you're a woman of course, you're clearly a manly battle brother, but the point stands.
Now dirty up that sniper rifle Brother(?).

**Sister of Krieg**

as long as you saved your geneseed and killed many Xenos

*aims sniper into the trees and fires, the bullet whips off into the overgrowth and a dull thud emerges in it's place*

Direct hit again ^.^

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as long as you saved your geneseed and killed many Xenos

*aims sniper into the trees and fires, the bullet whips off into the overgrowth and a dull thud emerges in it's place*

Direct hit again ^.^

**Amanax**

o_O

Did we have a heretic encounter and I missed it!?

I have the worst timing. I missed our Ork infested geneseed with the recruits, and then I miss this. One of these days my lascannons will taste some non-battlefield glory!

**Sister of Krieg**

well it was one new recruit that I suspect is a heretic.

*shouts out*

I'M STILL WATCHING YOUR RIFFZOR!

*fires at the target again, and again another dull thud*

**gaovinni**

Amanax. You must start spending all your time here. Then you will not miss a thing... in this topic.

**Riffzor**

*appears to wake up from his weird 'nap' in the middle of everything, stands up on the spot and looks around with a confused expression on his face* Woah, I just had the weirdest dream... *looks around* ... Oh.

So... Did... Uh, what did I miss?

**gaovinni**

Sister of Krieg wrote:well it was one new recruit that I suspect is a heretic.

*shouts out*

I'M STILL WATCHING YOUR RIFFZOR!

*fires at the target again, and again another dull thud*

If he does anything fishy... shoot him in the legs and bring him to me. I'll be doing some research after that. Maybe some brainwashing so he loves the emperor more than he loves his own... life. Yes I was all along going to say life. (I apologize for my bad jokes yet again)

**Sister of Krieg**

hehe *moves the scope over Riffzor*

that research sounds interesting ^.^

**gaovinni**

Oh my. I forgot to introduce myself to the he... new recruit. Silly me. Riffzor was it? I am apothecary Kaspar. I like to investigate the intestines of heretics and xenos. Seen any lately?

**Kravox**

Only when he's looking in a mirror

**Sister of Krieg**

At this rate I give him a week before somthing Kasper happens to him ^.^

*aims the sight back at the corpse of trees and fires off another round*

**Asgeirr Darkwolf**

Hello Riffzor. Would you like a power knuckle sandwich?

**gaovinni**

Kaspar. Not Kasper. Doesn't really matter that much though...

**Riffzor**

Seen any xenos lately? Uh, yes.. Yes, I did. I... They... Sort of seemed taken care of, quite dead. Unless of course it's a new sub-race of the Orks, laying still on the ground in pools of blood and them being full of bullet holes. And yes, Riffzor it is, I believe.