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**Breotan**

I don't think the two-hour/four post rule is in effect for this thread. Pretty much just that you can't really reply to your own post.

**Breotan**

In any event, Borat's staged humor has nothing on the truly inspired Pirate Princess Pickle Bunny. Looks like it was done by the same guy who did Amy Winehouse's tats.

**blinky**

(Edited to prevent banhammer wrath)
This may be more SFW, i wasnt sure that a tattoo could be considered NSFW, but it was a little OTT

This ones permanent!

**Phoenix**

Well if you find that to be inappropreate for some situations, you can always cover it up with some of these fine products.

**The Power Cosmic**

Someone needs to call in some pipe hitting n-words to get medieval on his behind.

Link

**Waaagh_Gonads**

The Wolf will fix it for you:

**Tacobake**

pandas!

**mercutio531**

I love eating Panda.. Orange Panda is the best!!

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Iron chefs will pwn your panda cheese:

**mercutio531**

They could use a wardrobe change!! Send in the Fab 5!

**blinky**

They know nothing about suit wearage. Plus, having huge guns is a plus.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Motto of the colonial marines:
'We endanger species'

**Breotan**

You'll eed more than small arms fire to take out the really big bugs.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

My bugs are much more frightening...

**mercutio531**

We can deal with the threat. We have the technology.... We have the Zealotry...

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Vorlon > Protoss

**mercutio531**

I dont know what those are... they look like rock people... Better send a crew in to be sure...

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Actually they are beings of energy with physical form from the Babylon 5iverse...

Anyway, female child labour is much cheaper at breaking rocks...

**mercutio531**

Child Labor??? Well we all know the Prime Rib of Propecia is against that kinda thing... And he has the greatest male model in history on his side...

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Hansel can remove his underpants whilst wearing jeans....

**mercutio531**

Hansel? You mean Hand.. Solo.....

**Waaagh_Gonads**

But many hands make light work... and allow you to do stuff like build railway tracks...

**The Power Cosmic**

Some can do the work of many men.

Link

**KiMonarrez**

As I recall, this still won.

**mercutio531**

True the mountain did defeat the Fellowship... Then they had to go through Moria and fight the Bloodthirst.... I mean.. Balrog.

**Anung Un Rama**

some people might think that gandalf defeated the balrog, but the real work was done by the lake deep down in moria

**The Power Cosmic**

Once that bright beast went out, it must've been mighty dark in there.

Link

**Anung Un Rama**

I guess this is the point where Edward Carnby shows up

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Dazzler will keep you out of the dark... and in a disco daze.

**KiMonarrez**

Punk killed disco (thank God).