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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Edited for Profanity.
Try to keep in mind, that though many of us curse on dakka, it is run through the language filter, so that nobody whines about profanity.
And I know I'm prolly the biggest hypocrite for saying that, but just keep it in mind.
Just for future reference.
Scout, you forgot to tell him "Donkey-Cave" is also a perfect stand in if "Arse" doesn't float your boat.
And maybe your rashed up eye is just Nurgle's way of saying "Thanks bud, you're my favorite!"
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
Edited for Profanity.
Try to keep in mind, that though many of us curse on dakka, it is run through the language filter, so that nobody whines about profanity.
And I know I'm prolly the biggest hypocrite for saying that, but just keep it in mind.
Just for future reference.
Scout, you forgot to tell him "Donkey-Cave" is also a perfect stand in if "Arse" doesn't float your boat.
And maybe your rashed up eye is just Nurgle's way of saying "Thanks bud, you're my favorite!"
But I'm a loyalist!!! I'm actaully not even sure it's poison ivy tbh. The doc gave me prednisone to knock whatever rash it is out tho.. A wonder drug if ever there was one, but
so nasty. Since there isn't a spitting smiley, this'll do.
Had an interesting conversation with someoen in my powerpoint class about how my rash could be worse.
"I got one on my hand really bad a few years ago. Tips of my fingers to my elbow." Girl.
"I had one stretching from my neck, to my chest and shoulder, down to right above my left elbow." Me
"I got mine from a very close male friend. WHo got some on his legs. It was awkward explaining that to my mother." Girl.
i agreed that telling my mom that the reason I have a rash from poison ivy is because I touched some dudes junk.
Golden Eyed Scout wrote:"I got mine from a very close male friend. WHo got some on his legs. It was awkward explaining that to my mother." Girl.
What I want to know is this: If that -was- a rash, and not just Herpes, then what the hell was that guy humping that gave him a rash?
She explained they had been camping, he was wearing shorts, walked in to the bushes to piss, rubbed up against poison oak (not ivy. my mistake.) on his shins, which spread up his legs, and then to his penis.
She then gave him a handjob on the trip, and got it on her arms. She said she got tested to be sure, and it came back negative.
metallifan wrote:Pshh. HJ's are slowed. What, some chick thinks she can touch me better than I can? Please. I know what I like.
Forgive her. She's a teen, as was he.
I'm sure you remember the things you did to try and get a girl to touch your junk. And now you can think back, and reminesce.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Sparred with my friends again today. They wanted to do two on one, see if I would stil beat them.
I did. . One was behind me, the other in front.
I threw three punches at the one in front, spun, two low roundhouses aimed behind his knee, spun back, hit three more punches on my other friend, then concentrated on the one behind me.
I grab him in a pain compliance hold taught to me by a police officer at a camp. I bend his thumb back and to the side. I turn around, realisng I left myself open.
My other friend, travis, throws a punch. By some miracle, I jump up, and scissor his arm. i dig my knees right above his elbos, putting him in what could've been an arm bar if I ahd my other hand.
We all drop to the ground, off balance, but I still have my submissions locked in. Traviss starts crawling to the right side of the room, my buddy shak to the left.
Their movement ended up making each other's submissions worse. They both tapped out twenty seconds later.
My buddy Shak is amazed I made him tap out (the third time so far in three sparring sessions.) considering he's a second level in BJJ.
Travis is amazed I was able to jump that high and lock in a scissor.
I'm amazed that i'm finding my figthing style is drifting towards submissions, considering that you would think a small, fast person would be doing more strikes.
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I'm amazed that i'm finding my figthing style is drifting towards submissions, considering that you would think a small, fast person would be doing more strikes.
If you're a small guy submission holds are the best way to go. My nephew is a small guy and he has won a lot of fights through submissions and the breaking of opponents' limbs. If you try to go toe-to-toe with a big dude, he'll pummel you into the ground on strength alone. Using a wiry frame and submission holds will help you win fights.
metallifan wrote:
And, of course, there's the random high-volume akward blurt-out. Like "<Name> STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR LOOSE ARSEHOLE!" or "NO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR GAY FANTASY <Name>!"
Used at the right moment, the high-volume akward line can be extremely hilarious.
Lol ya that is a funny one.... KK thanks for the advice people. And I live in the US. It's ASShole, not "arse"hole. Silly people. Sigh.....
No matter how you choose to spell it, it is AGAINST THE RULES OF THE FORUM.
STOP DOING IT.
Also, can we leave off the 'slow' comments too?
As a father of an autistic child, it irritates me to see that word thrown around casually.
I'm amazed that i'm finding my figthing style is drifting towards submissions, considering that you would think a small, fast person would be doing more strikes.
If you're a small guy submission holds are the best way to go. My nephew is a small guy and he has won a lot of fights through submissions and the breaking of opponents' limbs. If you try to go toe-to-toe with a big dude, he'll pummel you into the ground on strength alone. Using a wiry frame and submission holds will help you win fights.
they aren't that much taller then me. My buddy travis is 5'7",5'8", but Shak is 6'.
They always thought of me as being more a striker/kicker, moving in, throwing a few punches, pulling out before the opponent can retrain himself on me, then repeating.
But I like making someone scream 'I QUIT!!" more then having them sit down and nursing their jaw.
I'm amazed that i'm finding my figthing style is drifting towards submissions, considering that you would think a small, fast person would be doing more strikes.
If you're a small guy submission holds are the best way to go. My nephew is a small guy and he has won a lot of fights through submissions and the breaking of opponents' limbs. If you try to go toe-to-toe with a big dude, he'll pummel you into the ground on strength alone. Using a wiry frame and submission holds will help you win fights.
they aren't that much taller then me. My buddy travis is 5'7",5'8", but Shak is 6'.
They always thought of me as being more a striker/kicker, moving in, throwing a few punches, pulling out before the opponent can retrain himself on me, then repeating.
But I like making someone scream 'I QUIT!!" more then having them sit down and nursing their jaw.
as a small guy you should defiantly go for submissions. I.m a big guy and the one thing i'm afraid id being on the ground in a submission hold. Though that might just be the fact that I use grav maka and if you're on the ground you already dead. So the few times I,ve actually been in a fight the guy had a broken clavicle, nose and i could have broken his neck, stay up dispatch enemy quickly and painfully then move along.
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
metallifan wrote:Pshh. HJ's are slowed. What, some chick thinks she can touch me better than I can? Please. I know what I like.
Forgive her. She's a teen, as was he.
I'm sure you remember the things you did to try and get a girl to touch your junk. And now you can think back, and reminesce.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Sparred with my friends again today. They wanted to do two on one, see if I would stil beat them.
I did. . One was behind me, the other in front.
I threw three punches at the one in front, spun, two low roundhouses aimed behind his knee, spun back, hit three more punches on my other friend, then concentrated on the one behind me.
I grab him in a pain compliance hold taught to me by a police officer at a camp. I bend his thumb back and to the side. I turn around, realisng I left myself open.
My other friend, travis, throws a punch. By some miracle, I jump up, and scissor his arm. i dig my knees right above his elbos, putting him in what could've been an arm bar if I ahd my other hand.
We all drop to the ground, off balance, but I still have my submissions locked in. Traviss starts crawling to the right side of the room, my buddy shak to the left.
Their movement ended up making each other's submissions worse. They both tapped out twenty seconds later.
My buddy Shak is amazed I made him tap out (the third time so far in three sparring sessions.) considering he's a second level in BJJ.
Travis is amazed I was able to jump that high and lock in a scissor.
I'm amazed that i'm finding my figthing style is drifting towards submissions, considering that you would think a small, fast person would be doing more strikes.
Wait didn't you make a thread about trying to bulk up and now you're somehow able to beat the gak out of all your friends arses.
metallifan wrote:Pshh. HJ's are slowed. What, some chick thinks she can touch me better than I can? Please. I know what I like.
Forgive her. She's a teen, as was he.
I'm sure you remember the things you did to try and get a girl to touch your junk. And now you can think back, and reminesce.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Sparred with my friends again today. They wanted to do two on one, see if I would stil beat them.
I did. . One was behind me, the other in front.
I threw three punches at the one in front, spun, two low roundhouses aimed behind his knee, spun back, hit three more punches on my other friend, then concentrated on the one behind me.
I grab him in a pain compliance hold taught to me by a police officer at a camp. I bend his thumb back and to the side. I turn around, realisng I left myself open.
My other friend, travis, throws a punch. By some miracle, I jump up, and scissor his arm. i dig my knees right above his elbos, putting him in what could've been an arm bar if I ahd my other hand.
We all drop to the ground, off balance, but I still have my submissions locked in. Traviss starts crawling to the right side of the room, my buddy shak to the left.
Their movement ended up making each other's submissions worse. They both tapped out twenty seconds later.
My buddy Shak is amazed I made him tap out (the third time so far in three sparring sessions.) considering he's a second level in BJJ.
Travis is amazed I was able to jump that high and lock in a scissor.
I'm amazed that i'm finding my figthing style is drifting towards submissions, considering that you would think a small, fast person would be doing more strikes.
Wait didn't you make a thread about trying to bulk up and now you're somehow able to beat the gak out of all your friends arses.
I did do that thread, but it's now more concentrated on being fitter then I was, as opposed to bigger, at least in the recent posts.
Since I started that thread, I can run for longer, I can lift heavier things and for longer as well.
And my buds and I just enjoy horsing around and sparring, which is why we were fighting. Shak has some martial arts under his belt, Travis is just a brawler, but I've found that
my two years of scholastic wrestling and Greco Roman training are really paying off.
Our old cat was the master of the under the couch attack. One cat before that was an Orinithicidal maniac killing about two birds a day. Very metal. The last cat was a sleepy sh!tting machine.
I spent the bus trip home wedged between 6 lesbian university students.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
. One was behind me, the other in front.
Could you be there