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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/03/20 21:10:11
Subject: Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Huge Hierodule
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In any roleplaying game, you can get some highly amuseing occurences. This thread is where people can come to write about some of their favorites.
For Example:
Gregory, the half-orc Barbarian who got reincarnated as a halfling.
Or this:
The PCs are fighting a Mooncalf in a 100 foot tall shaft, with stairs running around the edge. The Mooncalf grabs Gregory and Zeph (Air Shugenga) and then drops them (They survive, thanks to Zephs Feather Fall Spell). It then goes after Kazi (Ninja) and Jake (Warmage). Jake dodges, but Kazi is grabbed. Thok (Barbarian, played by same person as Kazi) then jumps of the ledge to pull Kazi out of the Mooncalfs grip. He succeeds, and the two proceed to fall down the shaft. At this point, Jake decides to run back through the door and lock it. Kazi and Thok smash into the spiked pit at the bottom of the well. Kazi is killed instantly, and Thok is reduced to 2Hp. The mooncalf, meanwhile decides to go after the party and starts descending. Gregory (The Halfling) kicks in the door, and they get into a 10'x10' room. Kick in next door. Find themselves in room with several Nasty Monsters. The mooncalf, thanks to it's insane reach, can still get them. Fortunately for them, Jake decides to come back to the party.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/02 11:24:46
Subject: Re:Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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We've started a small Warhammer Quest campaign, featuring some cliche character pairs: Barbarian & Warrior Priest - Two proud fighters who have to recognise that their way might not always be the best way. Wardancer & Elf Ranger Mage - Jealous of one another, each trying to be the best (ie. the prettiest). Witch Hunter & Chaos Warrior - One's a pious servant of the Emperor, the other's soul belongs to the Dark Gods of Chaos, together they are the greatest WHQ buddy comedy cliche story ever told! Some highlights of our games: 1. The Wizard died... man Minotaurs are harsh. Now we have the Priest. 2. The Priest doesn't like Elves. Every time he 'heals' one, he ends up wounding them. This means that every time one of the Elves gets wounded, the player who's using the Barb and the Priest balls his fists and says 'Need some healin', Elf?'. 3. On our first trip into town, the Barbarian: Got a cool tatoo of a Dragon. Beat everyone in an arm wrestle competition at the tavern, literally taking their arms as trophies - now he has a real coat of arms. Got married. Bought a cap. 4. The Elves, on our way to town, set their hairspray on fire and burnt away half our money. 5. On our first trip into town, the Ranger Mage: Tried to help an old lady from being run over by a cart, but the lady pushed him in front of the cart - because he's an Elf. Got conned at the local tavern, losing his money - because he's an Elf. Got beaten up and robbed in an alley - because he's an Elf. Got accused of witchcraft and tossed into the fetid moat the surrounds the town - because he's an Elf We now blame every bad thing on the Elves.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/04 22:31:37
Subject: Re:Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Oberleutnant
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I used to have a paladin who would always apologise to anything he had to kill and leave a note apologising for not burying it if there was no time...
Also had a Malkavian vampire character who always talked in first person and new it was all a game ie 'he knows its not real you know, none of this is really happening, he can hear the dice rolling. Why wont you believe him...?'
Always enjoyed playing Dwarves especially if there was an Elf in the party...
Mick
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Digitus Impudicus!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/05 22:35:37
Subject: Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Huge Hierodule
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Then there is my old party, at level 70+:
They run into the room. They find themselves faceing exact duplicates of themselve. Ignatious decides to cast greater whirlwind in the middle of the room. What he fails to realize is that it will suck everyone else in. The only two who are not carried to Oz are Ignatious and Tinny (our intelligent Golem), who is being dragged towards the twister (great grooves appearing in the floor behind him)
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/17 16:30:00
Subject: Re:Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Didn't happen to me but over heard this from a group at the flgs
"so, how many damage dice does 20 tons falling on you create"
the answer is 320... squash
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/23 17:16:22
Subject: Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Nasty Nob
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We were playing a game of dnd about 8 years ago. In your typical dungeon and when we round a corner we find a troll. We then proceed to slay him. Somebody asks if anybody has any oil. I proceed to check and declare that I have some lamp oil. I say that I poor the oil on the troll and set it on fire. Our dm asks how much I have. I check my list and notice I have around a pint.
We get a good laugh out of it because somebody suggests that we just stick the troll's head on a poll and roast it like a marshmallow.
We had a guy in our group who was playing a Rogue. If anybody is familiar with Chez Geek he looks like the character from rpg master card. I can't help but think of that card everytime I see him.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/26 19:13:01
Subject: Re:Funny Dungeon Crawling Incidents
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Fresh-Faced New User
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We had a rather humorous scene in a recent RP game, We use the Wh40K Inquisitor ruleset and setting for DnD style Roleplay.
An arms dealer and his lackey's are investigating a giant derelict ship. After spending the night in their ship in the hanger after a long day looting, the party are woken by by raised voices in a corridor near by. When the party go to investigate they find a large group of stranded looters arguing about who is going to get the ship in the hanger. On hearing this the Rogue trading arms dealer (Me) being a money grubber and rather arrogant, walks around the corner and opens fire with his Autogun into the group dropping 1 and wounding another.
The traders pilot (an outcast techpriest played by a friend) decides to run around the corner to help, he trips over his own feet and falls flat on his face.
The traders bodyguard ("8 Digit Darak" played by another friend, a gunslinger who lost both his thumbs to a loan shark and had them replaced by crude bionics) currently standing behind the rogue trader, decides to drop his almost empty autogun to pull out his pistols. The GM decides this is a risky action, so Darak rolls and naturally fumbles, his Autogun falls and fires a single bullet which narrowly goes between the trader's legs and hits one of the enemy group in the groin, the two pistols Darak pulls fly out of his hands due to a bionics glitch, and by pure luck of the rolls the left pistol hits the trader (me) on the left arm and the right pistol hits the right arm, which the GM decided would cause the trader to drop his autogun which no doubt also goes off and fires a single bullet into the head of the techpriest pilot
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